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Frazod 03-22-2006 03:45 PM

This should be good. :D

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch
You are a Jedi in your own mind and a nasty case of herpes to the rest of the BB who's desperately searching for a cure...

Rausch: 9.1 out of 10.

Another legend. You are firm in your resolve and stand tall against invading n00bs and rival fans. Many n00bs aspire to one day be as great as Rausch. We awarded a one-tenth point bonus for undisclosed reasons.

htismaqe 03-22-2006 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Doesn't your 9.9 feel a little cheaper knowing Kotter got a 9?

All the numbers are crap after that.

Who's Kotter?

I got a 9.9!

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sedated
I gotta hear this.

Does your "panel" include your mom and your star wars dolls...errr, action figures?



(classic thread)

sedated: 1 out of 10

You define the term "annoying n00b." We will say no more.

Fish 03-22-2006 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale
KC Fish: 1 out of 10.

You bore us, but at least you aren't annoying. We just don't care, I guess.

Ohh I see.... you're still pissed about me keeping you up the other night with that whole business all up in your mom's ass?

She said you were asleep..... and it's not like I'm makin you call me stepdaddy or anything......

Ultra Peanut 03-22-2006 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe
Who's Kotter?

I got a 9.9!

ROFL

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chasedude
Why did I waste my time posting and reading this thread??

chasedude: 1 out of 10

We were barely aware of your existence before this thread. Your avatar is incredibly crass, also. Get something a little more refined.

htismaqe 03-22-2006 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch
Like Pi, the more you say the less anyone gives a $#it.

ROFL

That is 100% pure genious.

Dartgod 03-22-2006 03:48 PM

I refuse to participate in this dumbassery.

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod
This should be good. :D

Frazod: 9.1 out of 10

We consider you the equal of another legend, Rausch. To us here at the institute, you are almost like brothers. You share many of his outstanding qualities. When Bronco fans are near, frazod is our hero.

DMAC 03-22-2006 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod
I refuse to participate in this dumbassery.

YOu just did

RedNFeisty 03-22-2006 03:52 PM

This is probably a really bad idea, but I am curious…

d-to-teh-j 03-22-2006 03:54 PM

What a great place for my first post...although the "judge" has that yoda-meets-gilbert-gottfried feel... Lemme have it!

Prince22 03-22-2006 03:54 PM

Lets hear it

Clint in Wichita 03-22-2006 03:54 PM

I'm still puzzled by the fact that a "legend" with tens of thousands of posts is considered superior to a "noob".

If a person has 30,000 genital warts, they ARE NOT superior to someone who has one.

Sully 03-22-2006 03:55 PM

I'm gonna predict my own rating and comment.

5/10
I'm still a relative n00b, so I haven't risen above that. I've gotten in only a couple of scuffles with regular posters, and held my own. Unless I'm posting something I feel to be short and witty, I try to stay away from posting in threads in which I am clearly outmatched... preferring to defer to those who have done the more serious research on the topic.

JBucc 03-22-2006 03:55 PM

The guy in the mirror says I'm a 10/10. Although I don't know how much I should trust him since after he tells me that he watches me pee.

DJJasonp 03-22-2006 03:56 PM

I have a sick need to know....

Hit me.....

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod
I refuse to participate in this dumbassery.

Dartgod: 9.4 out of 10.

Another legend. We rank you just below ENDelt260. You're not quite entertaining enough.

Mr. Kotter 03-22-2006 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedNFeisty
This is probably a really bad idea, but I am curious…

10.5, BABY!!!!

(Should I expect e-mailed or phoned threats from Brutus, now....Olive Oil? :( )

:p

Gonzo 03-22-2006 03:58 PM

I suppose a juvenile mind and intellect such as mine won't be able to fathom the rating process but please....go ahead.

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedNFeisty
This is probably a really bad idea, but I am curious…

RedNFeisty: 7 out of 10.

We feel you wouldn't be nearly so popular if you didn't have boobs. But alas, you do. Your ranking is elevated above Mer's because of your obvious veteran status. Please don't take that as an age crack.

chiefscafan 03-22-2006 04:00 PM

hmm ok i guess i dnt get rated

journeyscarab 03-22-2006 04:01 PM

Do I just stand in this bucket of water and hold the wire til you say "GO"?

Mr. Kotter 03-22-2006 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Doesn't your 9.9 feel a little cheaper knowing Kotter got a 9?

All the numbers are crap after that.


Hey.....Hey.....Hey.....you wait one minute, there.....MISTER!!!


You'er a......er, eh....nevermind....you can ban me. :banghead:

htismaqe 03-22-2006 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clint in Wichita
I'm still puzzled by the fact that a "legend" with tens of thousands of posts is considered superior to a "noob".

If a person has 30,000 genital warts, they ARE NOT superior to someone who has one.

A stupid thread just isn't a stupid thread without the tangy zip of Clint's razor-sharp wit.

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-to-teh-j
What a great place for my first post...although the "judge" has that yoda-meets-gilbert-gottfried feel... Lemme have it!

d-to-teh-j: Y out of 10

We assigned you a variable, too. Hopefully you can overcome your annoying username.

Mr. Kotter 03-22-2006 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale
RedNFeisty: 7 out of 10.

We feel you wouldn't be nearly so popular if you didn't have boobs. But alas, you do. Your ranking is elevated above Mer's because of your obvious veteran status. Please don't take that as an age crack.

Sorry, Clayton....this is proof....that you are the ghey: Red gets a 10 for her avy and sig alone; plus putting up with Clint. :shake:

:p

htismaqe 03-22-2006 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Precisely. And you're only nine tenths of a point better. Whoopee.

I got a 9.9!!!

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prince22
Lets hear it

Prince22: 2 out of 10.

We feel you would be better served posting at a Kentucky board.

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clint in Wichita
I'm still puzzled by the fact that a "legend" with tens of thousands of posts is considered superior to a "noob".

If a person has 30,000 genital warts, they ARE NOT superior to someone who has one.

Clint in Wichita: 8 out of 10

Your association with a famous Chiefsplanet broad does you credit. So does your easy to understand username, denoting both name and location. Your avatars are consistently amusing, also. And even though you've been here since 2000, we can't ever recall your presence growing old or tired.

sedated 03-22-2006 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale
sedated: 1 out of 10

You define the term "annoying n00b." We will say no more.

ouch.



was it the mom joke, or the star wars jokes?

kaplin42 03-22-2006 04:06 PM

This looks like it could provide some entertainment for a boring day at work.

Rooster 03-22-2006 04:07 PM

I am n00b, hear me roar.

htismaqe 03-22-2006 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale
Clint in Wichita: 8 out of 10

Your association with a famous Chiefsplanet broad does you credit. So does your easy to understand username, denoting both name and location. Your avatars are consistently amusing, also. And even though you've been here since 2000, we can't ever recall your presence growing old or tired.

8 out of 10? For Clint?

You're on crack, ****er.

chiefscafan 03-22-2006 04:07 PM

goxlibutscrale


is there a reason you are rating everyone around me and after me but still haven't given me a rating?

Prince22 03-22-2006 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale
Prince22: 2 out of 10.

We feel you would be better served posting at a Kentucky board.

I can live with that. But we don't have an NFL team in Kentucky.

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBucc
The guy in the mirror says I'm a 10/10. Although I don't know how much I should trust him since after he tells me that he watches me pee.

JBucc: 6 out of 10

This is a n00b on the rise, folks. Our extrapolating program has predicted great things for this posters. Like a snake, he will soon molt, shedding his skin so he can grow large and sink his fangs into ill-prepared n00bs and trolls. We feel JBucc sets a good example for all n00bs.

Prince22 03-22-2006 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefscafan
goxlibutscrale


is there a reason you are rating everyone around me and after me but still haven't given me a rating?


bitching wont help your score.

htismaqe 03-22-2006 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260
You got a 9.9!!

Why yes, I did.

9.9 out of 10, even.

99th percentile.

Just like my IQ.

DJJasonp 03-22-2006 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefscafan
goxlibutscrale


is there a reason you are rating everyone around me and after me but still haven't given me a rating?


No doubt about it....lots of lost points here........we're just going to have to wait and see what happens during the evening gown portion of the evaluation....

JBucc 03-22-2006 04:11 PM

Yay I passed!

chiefscafan 03-22-2006 04:11 PM

well i'm wondering why i post and nothing is said and people who post after me get rated

by the way kentucky sucks!!! LOL

nice choke job this year

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJJasonp
I have a sick need to know....

Hit me.....

DJJasonp: 2 out of 10.

We're getting annoyed by all the n00bs that feel they deserve to be rated. It's nothing personal, we're just taking it out on you.

Prince22 03-22-2006 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefscafan
well i'm wondering why i post and nothing is said and people who post after me get rated

by the way kentucky sucks!!! LOL

nice choke job this year


Who's your team???

Please don't tell me Tennessee

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by journeyscarab
Do I just stand in this bucket of water and hold the wire til you say "GO"?

journeyscarab: 5 out of 10

Like others, you may never escape mediocrity. We do enjoy your username, though.

Prince22 03-22-2006 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Can't you root for the Colts or something?


No

kaplin42 03-22-2006 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nm_dbf
Thanks living legend not interested....

I'd ask for an name change, I saw what happened to the last guy that did that, he got lambasted for asking. :rolleyes:

This can't be that hard for an admin unless the
database schema really sucks. (i.e. name is a key column) :banghead:

It's better fly under radar
:p


Having your name changed to BooBooKittyF@ck wansnt the worst thing in the world. You could be Republican!!

chiefscafan 03-22-2006 04:16 PM

well unfortunately i like unc and kansas but they are both gone at least they are young and gonna be good kentucky you might be lookin for a new coach.

d-to-teh-j 03-22-2006 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale
d-to-teh-j: Y out of 10

We assigned you a variable, too. Hopefully you can overcome your annoying username.

Annoying? Really? I tried to get gotichybuttscales, but it was taken.

DMAC 03-22-2006 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefscafan
well i'm wondering why i post and nothing is said and people who post after me get rated

You can't be serious.

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaplin42
This looks like it could provide some entertainment for a boring day at work.

kaplin42: 5 out of 10.

We don't know much about you, but your avatar is one of the few girly avatars we don't have adblocked. For that alone, you get five points.

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rooster
I am n00b, hear me roar.

Rooster: 1 out of 10.

We're giving you the standard n00b treatment. We also suggest a change in avatar if you want to improve your standing in the community.

Bob Dole 03-22-2006 04:22 PM

Nipples and pie for everyone!

chiefscafan 03-22-2006 04:22 PM

whatever guys why do all of you feel superior to me i've been on this board for a while now just cause i don't post everyday on here doesn't mean i don't care about the chiefs I do. I have had other names on this board and the old KC star board. as elvislivesinkc.

I thought It would be cool to see where I rated but now I dn't care . I think you guys think to highly of yourselves to be honest. I'm a chief fan and that's all that matters.

So all I can say is "YOu can't see me my time is Now!"

Prince22 03-22-2006 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefscafan
well unfortunately i like unc and kansas but they are both gone at least they are young and gonna be good kentucky you might be lookin for a new coach.


Yes, nice "choke job" I'm not going to hijack this thread but I do believe these two teams of yours choked this year as well. And what kind of a fan likes both UNC and Kansas? Pick a team bud. And for the record, Tubby's not going anywhere. 2 of the ass. coaches and the S&C coach will be gone very soon.

chiefscafan 03-22-2006 04:26 PM

well i'll tell u that unc and kansas are gonna win before UK does

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Dole
Nipples and pie for everyone!

Bob Dole: 9.95 out of 10

Another living legend. We are honored by his presence. When we think of a 65-year old Endelt260, we think of Bob Dole. Consistent in his dumbassery, he has also rendered great service to our humble message board. He's like htismaqe, only a teeeensy bit better.

chiefscafan 03-22-2006 04:28 PM

"I am a golden god!!"

King_Chief_Fan 03-22-2006 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefscafan
just cause i don't post everyday on here doesn't mean i don't care about the chiefs I do.

I'm a chief fan and that's all that matters.

That right there is worth a 4/10. Just don't try to talk too much football here.(during the off season) We are far more interested in how many poops are taken, or if you lost your cat, or I need some attention so let me rate the posters and shit like that.

Sully 03-22-2006 04:28 PM

-1

chiefscafan 03-22-2006 04:29 PM

LOL the first wise thing said on this post who is anyone to be the judge jurry and excutioner?

Prince22 03-22-2006 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefscafan
well i'll tell u that unc and kansas are gonna win before UK does


unc - yes

kansas -no (come on man, second consecutive first round loss. that has champion written all over it)

Bob Dole 03-22-2006 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefscafan
LOL the first wise thing said on this post who is anyone to be the judge jurry and excutioner?

Serious question.

Do you have to actually be able to use English to claim it as a second language?

chiefscafan 03-22-2006 04:33 PM

bill self built the illinois program he's gonna do the same to KU they were really young remember that. I'm a unc fan also cause I loved dean smith and I liked roy williams.

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 04:33 PM

chiefscafan: 0 out of 10

You are the eternal n00b.

Prince22 03-22-2006 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Dole
Serious question.

Do you have to actually be able to use English to claim it as a second language?


Are you asking this question or is Bob Dole?

chiefscafan 03-22-2006 04:37 PM

LOL at goxlibutscrale


well buddy why don't you go and play with your star war figures then who the hell are you anyway. I've been on this board longer than you little boy.

o out of 10 coming from you is a compliment you are a complete control freak that loves to pass judgement on people.

Proud to be a noob if you call me that

Pearl harbor "I'm afraid by this action we have awoken a sleeping giant!"

Prince22 03-22-2006 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefscafan
LOL at goxlibutscrale


well buddy why don't you go and play with your star war figures then who the hell are you anyway. I've been on this board longer than you little boy.

o out of 10 coming from you is a compliment you are a complete control freak that loves to pass judgement on people.

Proud to be a noob if you call me that

Pearl harbor "I'm afraid by this action we have awoken a sleeping giant!"


exactly the reaction i expected

KC_John 03-22-2006 04:39 PM

Hmm been here maybe 2 weeks wonder how i would rank! Yes I am from Indiana but does it help if I hope the Colts keep choking? :p

Go Chiefs!

Sully 03-22-2006 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefscafan
Pearl harbor "I'm afraid by this action we have awoken a sleeping giant!"

Pearl Harbor said that?
Wise... she was very wise...

sedated 03-22-2006 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefscafan
LOL at goxlibutscrale


well buddy why don't you go and play with your star war figures then who the hell are you anyway. I've been on this board longer than you little boy.

o out of 10 coming from you is a compliment you are a complete control freak that loves to pass judgement on people.

Proud to be a noob if you call me that

Pearl harbor "I'm afraid by this action we have awoken a sleeping giant!"

someone got his (her) feelings hurt.

chiefscafan 03-22-2006 04:47 PM

his feelings and I just hate people who think they are better than others no one is better than anyone else.

Gonzo 03-22-2006 04:48 PM

Well I'm waiting....by the way, is there an appeal process?

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo8888
Well I'm waiting....by the way, is there an appeal process?

Gonzo8888: 3 out of 10

You are elevated above the normal n00b rating by your quirky username.

Gonzo 03-22-2006 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefscafan
his feelings and I just hate people who think they are better than others no one is better than anyone else.

Not true, I'm better than most guys. (My mom said so.)

Gonzo 03-22-2006 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale
Gonzo8888: 3 out of 10

You are elevated above the normal n00b rating by your quirky username.

Yesss. Kick ass, I was pinching my nipples after I read that.

Gonzo 03-22-2006 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260
And she would know.

What's that supposed to mean? Are you implying that my mom would be biased? Why sir, I am apalled and shocked by such an accusation. (She told me to write that.)

d-to-teh-j 03-22-2006 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo8888
What's that supposed to mean? Are you implying that my mom would be biased? Why sir, I am apalled and shocked by such an accusation. (She told me to write that.)

I believe the implication was much more sinister.

RealSNR 03-22-2006 04:57 PM

I'll put my name in


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