Please tell me that Allen did the "Angry Pirate" to you.

Simply Red is trying not to laugh too hard but is struggling. Clint that was dammed funny! ROFL

ROFL

Maybe he's just a girl trapped inside a dude's body.

I talked to Jared on the phone last night.

Is all the I'm dating Jared Allen talk still going on?

Why don't you give me a call. I've got some nice fresh pork for ya.

I saw Jared out with gorgeous twins last night. They both had their tongue in an ear. I'll bet he had fun later. I'm sure he was thinking about you though.

What are you talking about?

Last time I saw Jared he was at a bar with a fine redhead. That is all.

That redhead was me. What bar was it? I know I said I was blonde but I've dyed my hair recently.

I didn't think that redhead was fine. She looked like his mother. Plus she had a lumpy boob job. Nasty.

Phobia you have know idea what you are talking about.

WOW...just WOW...I was completely lying out of my ass...I live four hours away from KC....I haven't been to KC since November....SINNER!!!!!!!

Lying is a sin, sinners don't go to heaven.

Can a mod please get rid of this moron? Seriously, it's old.

Reminds me of ArrowheadLouder (probably same idiot), only this one is even stupider.

Not probably.

Why would you want to get rid of me? i'm just trying to give you Chiefs fans some intresting inside info. And you keep calling me this ArrowheadLouder thing. Excuse me for trying to post something intresting.

Newsflash:
It's not interesting. It's fabricated and boorish.

/newsflash

It's the truth,how often do I have to tell you idiots this?

Your obviously lying out of your ass. See post 174, 178, 179.

Sounds like you all are the ones who are jealous.

I wish I could be in a "relationship" with Jared Allen. Yeah, that's it.

You're right. It is the truth. Jared told me he met you by the George Brett statue. You were wearing a red bikini.

I know that its hard for you all to believe that celebrities and pro athletes live on the same planet. It's not like me and Jared are married.

I once dated Emmy Rossum...that younger chick off of The Day After Tomorrow. But it didn't last. The long distance thing tore us apart.

Phil,
Would allow idiocy like this to go on this long over at Warpaint?

Okay, okay mods....I'll fess up. I'm both ArrowheadLouder and sexychiefschick.

What can I say; I need help. :deevee:

























MODs: Not really.....heh.

I no you make centz.

:)

Now, that's a role model!!! :wayne: :hail:

I'm currently dating Eva Longoria. Tony Parker doesn't know it yet. Stupid frenchie frog.

I can't say for certain. It kinda depends on how it was received. We're talking about 2 totally different cultures. Considering Warpaint isn't as heavily trafficked I'd consider letting it ride. Since ChiefsPlanet has no shortage of traffic, I would (and have) whack it right away.

It was funny for about 10 minutes as ArrowheadLouder. Now it's just reeruned.

Agreed.

yeah, but I don't think you do.

The funny thing is shes still responding to everybodys putdowns which makes her even more unbelieveable! If you were really seeing him you would just stop responding to everyones putdowns, it doenst make or break you If they do or dont believe in you, right?.................. SO WHY KEEP RESPONDING?? Jesus get a life!

You all are just sad. I understand how you could be jealous or won't believe me. Because you all think that Pro athletes are like GOD. But they are people just like you and me, and I just happen to be dating one. Its not that big of deal, I thought you all would be intrested.

Would someone please just ban this guy...I mean girl...oh, whatever...again already?

I talked about this whole thing with Jared, and he told me not to get all upset about it. He said people will be jerks when they are jealous.

Wow. If I were dying of thirst on a desert island and had the choice of a tall glass of water or pressing the ban/delete thread button I would definitely choose the latter.

You all are idiots there is no reason to delete this thread!

I'm wondering why someone hasn't already. :shrug:

No doubt Phobia.

You need to work on your reading comprehension skills, don't you?

What is that supposed to mean?

I think it means you can read what we are saying you just don't understand any of it.

Talking about banning you doesn't mean deleting this thread.

Go on, get to class.

Um. Actually.

If it does, why do other threads where people get banned remain? Is it because they are the thread starter? I wouldn't mind seeing the thread go bye-bye in that case, either.

This thread is an exception to every rule on ChiefsPlanet. Never before has this level of dumbassery been reached. The only thing to do is purge it from the records and hope people forget. There are dozens of people leaving ChiefsPlanet for Warpaint daily solely because of this thread. It's very sad.

Good lord, is this romper room material yet or what?

Whoever's unfunny alternate login this is... just make it stop, please.

awesome :)

I can't believe this thread is unlocked.
This was epic. I got hooked on CP when this happened.

there are a ton of people in this thread i've never seen before....

How are you??!
 

regreeets all!!!