No shit, brother. How 'bout a little earned respect? I've got it for you.

You can't fix it. You can't take back the fact that you've deliberately undermined the integrity of this board.

Activist Mods!

They are usurping power from the duely elected representatives.


"Usurping!", I say!

It was not me who demanded respect, nor do I feel the need to earn anything from you.

I have reviewed your responses closely. Don't try to backpedal now.

You might as well start enumerating the consequences and formulating your answer, because, as you can see from the nearly 200 responses, you are clearly wrong.

Brock, I've never had my ass kicked. Ever. I know I could permanently kick your ass.

Does it matter? Hell no.

The problem is that you don't realize that it doesn't matter. We all die someday. We're all basically irrelevent.

You're nothing more than a big mouth who hasn't learned that important lesson yet. I'm a person with conviction, who has also learned the realities of life and can also kick your ass.

The fact that we live 1500 miles apart doesn't deter me. If I ever make it out there or you ever make it out here, I'd be glad to confront you face to face. You are exactly the type of person that makes me want ot kick somebody's ass.

Hell, I might even pay for the plane ticket.

Okay, Proctor.

I really have to question this. I'd think you'd tire after a couple hours even though it is Brock.

Is that all you got to say, Pussy?

That's so typical of people like you. What a Rump Ranger.

In fact, why don't you look into how much a plane ticket costs because I just may pay that fucher.

Even though I've never been a fighter, there is just something about you and the things that have gone tonight that have put me in a bad mood. I have absolutley no doubt that I would kick your ass royally. In fact, PM me and I'll give you a phone number and we'll talk about a meeting place.

I'm sick and tired of phoney hard-asses like yourself.

P.S. Big Daddy, I'm in no way referring to you. Just pussies like Brock.

ROFL. I'll meet you at the airport, Keck.

****! Please tell me I was never as bad as penchief.

ROFL PM me that number.

ROFL what...an....IDIOT

I'm amazed.

Oh darn. A plane ticket costs sixty trillion.

Might I suggest stepping away from the computer and getting a good night's sleep... Seriously, if a person on an internet board ticks you off that much, there's really no point with staying on and arguing to the point where you're wanting to fight someone... It's the internet. I assume you have a life (unless you're at work right now, like me :( ), go live it.

Just mind your own business or I'll slap the crap out of you!










:D

I don't think I need to participate anymore. Penchief's last few posts pretty much spell out what happened here...

good point, I think we all now know what integrity is.

Yeah! Bring it! %(/

(But you're buying your own plane ticket...) :fire:

ding....the fries are ready. Time for you to get back to work.


It's on!




:cuss:

I would threaten to knock your teeth out but I see you're from Kentucky so I guess I'm a little late. ROFL

Ya know, this is gettig old. When somebody responds to someone else personally, nobody should alter their words. I never used the words "Rump Ranger." For someone to insert that language is inappropriate.

If the mods on this board are that petty that they will allow their "pets" or "favored sons" to change the content of the posts of those who oppose their views, where does that leave any of us?"

I called Brock a bundle of sticks, not a rump ranger. There is a difference, IMO.

Rump Ranger makes the inference that someone is gay, which I have no problem with.

bundle of sticks makes the inference that someone is pussy, which I am convinced is the cas with Brock.

What is the etiquette as far as how long I'm supposed to hang around waiting for that PM with the phone number in it? Just trying to efficiently expedite my well-earned ass-kicking.

Don't confuse us transplant-kentuckians for the real things... I've got Missouri blood flowing through these veins... so I at least have half a set of the pearly-whites...

Boot the whiny little bitch, Parker. (crowd chants) boot him....boot him....boot him

Aren't we required to have a poll first??? ROFL

Brock doesn't tick me off that much. The attitude of people like Brock is getting very old. A person that "just doesn't get it" deserves to have is ass kicked, unfortunately.

I am a peaceful man. However, I am also a man that knows how to do damage. The difference resides in that which inspires me. While I am normally inspired by goodwill and a love of humanity, I am also capable of doing harm to others who act out of injustice, arrogance, ignorance, and selfishness. And Brock is a perfect example.

Brock, either send me a PM or tell me how to do so. I'll be waiting.

Wowee, been a while since we had a he-man John Proctor-style gen-u-whine asskicker on the board.

Ok, Batman.

Goddamn right you are. Myself, I have a splitting headache just reading your posts on this thread.

Right, now you want to act like you don't know how to send a PM.

Click on "Send PM", you ridiculous douchebag. ROFL

So, should we expect a "you guys are mean, I'm leaving the Planet" whine-fest thread in the next hour or so? That's the usual MO for internet superthugs.

Brock, if you know how to send me a PM, do it now. I'm waiting because I'll call you in a flash.

Seriously, I've been trying. I'll confess this much. I've never sent a PM and I'm struggling. If you know how, do it. Because I'm getting frustated, you pussy.

Show you're a man, brock! Send that PM! Real men PM!

Maybe I've just been staring at a computer screen for too long or something... but there's just something that doesn't seem quite right about that...

Yeah. ROFL

Oh, FFS! Brock, just PM this shit-bucket intellect/man of peace your address so he can proceed to John Proctor the hell out of you. All for the love of humanity, of course...

I'm just waiting for the first "NEPACHIEFS AGREES TO TERMS WITH PENCHIEF!" thread.

Yeah...that's because you saw 'keg in kc' and 'real men' in the same post. I doubt it happens again for months and months and months...

This has crossed the line into absurdity.

Yeah, that is weird. I mean, I really am as tough as ten guys, but I'd never refer to myself in multiples.

Watch yourself, FloridaChief. Don't make me whip out my can of PM and PM your ass.

Hey look, it's cap'n obvious.

No, I'm FAX. Someone else is Captain Obvious.

I should've got the connection between heavy drug use and poetry right away. I'm such a dumbass.

I'm not feeling an ounce of humanity toward Brock. To me, Brock represents everything that needs to be shit-kicked. Which I am perfectley capable of doing. He's been a loud-mouthed pussy for too damned long.

Real men of genious

This is for you Mr. PM me your phone number and jean short wearer guy.

Hey, guys, I think he's about to Hulk up.

You just wrote yourself a check your ass can't cash!!! I--and penchief, and Mike Keck--will meet you at Tampa International at a date and time of your choosing!!!

Hey, that's a pretty sweet proctor impression.

Good one.

Seriously, though. Somebody tell me how to PM somebody because I've been on the profile page but maybe I'm just too anxious to figure it out.

I really do want to kick Brock's ass. I'm hoping to make it out to a Chiefs' game this year. If he's willing to give me his phone number there is nothing I would love more than to confront him face to face just to see what a weasel like him really looks like. I'm guessing he looks like a pussy, too.

Have you figured out how to send a PM yet? I guess I'll check back tomorrow, I have to go walk the dogs.

This little exchange is almost worthy of the hall of classics.

No, no son. YOU are the one who's going to give out his phone number, to prove you're not a pussy.

I decided to stay out of it.

Hell, I'm gonna just have to kick both your pussified asses. Since there seems to be a problem with generating enough intelligence to send a PM, I'll just give you my phone number: 1-888-kickass.

Hey, I don't claim to be a genious but I know you're not one either. However, I'm dying to talk to your personally. If you know how to PM me, do it. I confess to being a computer illiterate but I am eager to face you straight up because I think you are a bona-fide pussy.

how in the fuuck did my thread get dragged into this mangina war?


bastiges

You just watch yourself, pussy, or I'll PM you. And I know you're not man enough to handle that.

Dude--Stop wringing your hands and do the following: Find one of Brock's posts. Go to the bottom of his post and click on the "Send PM" button.

I would have answered sooner, but I was sure tommykat would have jumped in to help you by now. Strange...

:LOL:

5 pages of hilarious whinning followed by 5 pages of equally amusing cyber roid rage. :clap:

Private Message Syndrome

sounds like you have all the PM you can handle already


http://www.mousethief.com/dumbads/kotex.jpg

Yeah, well. Let's meet in person so you can tell that to my face, pansyboy. I bet you wouldn't say that with my 6'10, 290 pounds of pure hard steel glaring down at you.

Only at chiefsplanet.

Shit, they need to call 1-800-ABC-DEFG. They can help "them" with their problem.

how freaking old are you...the freaking send pm button is on the same freaking line as the quote or reply button.....:cuss:

Keg, I have to confess that I'm feeling somewhat limited in my abilities to be precise in determining how to send a PM to Brock. However, I am more than willing to do so if anybody on this boad is willing to help me in my quest. There is nothing more that would please me than kicking the shit out of Brock and his type.

If no one is able to help me, I will persist in my attempts to Fig Newton it out myself.

Here are your directions.

ok brutus


****click at your own risk - laz just posted a dude with his scrote hanging****
http://catcode.com/dc2003/bigman_257.jpg

Uh, how many times have you been told so far?

Find a post from Brock, click on "send PM" right under that, type in whatever roid rage you have to unleash and then hit "post message".

I know that's tough. Right up there with programming a VCR.

hit the profile button at the bottom of your post. punch on options, kick on enabling pm(s).

Hold me back.

That's actually pretty close. Except that I have hair, and he's too thin.

I don't think I want to know how you found that pic. You have some weird fetishes, man.

Dude....

Penchief and Brock, YOU'RE the next contestants on "Vlad's Next Island Poll"! Come on doooowwwnnn!!!

i thought the pouting in the corner was particularly effective


maybe i should of added writing tools :hmmm:






jk :p ROFL

I'm really, really pissed off because somebody keeps changing my posts from Rump Ranger to Rump Ranger and from pillowbiter to pillowbiter. I'm gonna lose it any minute.

Shit. It's been 12:00 according to my VCR for years now......