Speaking of sluts, I have spoken before of my neighbor who got the mail order bride from South America. She came here just to take him for his money and thought not giving it up would give her some leverage. She covered it with some crap about her son not being used to sleeping alone. After they broke up this illegal alien is doing anything to make money. She stole his gold collection and he can't recoup it because it is now theirs. She does other things like return things after they were on sale to get more money for the return. She has been looking for another sucker to latch on to, but times are tough. Latest news is that she is now a $20 hooker turning tricks with the Mexicans she knows.

I hope you both die.

Excellent point

Two words - Human Papillomavirus. :thumb: Sucks to be you.

on' o ha again oung man! hink of all he rouble ou could have avoided!

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(My keyboard isn't fully operational)

Dang. I don't get to say this often so here's my chance...

You're a moron.

Hence I said operational, and not "fully" operational. :p

:eek: Glad I've been monogamous for over 20 years

Heh. I googled to the exact same web page after that comment.

You did tell her your name was Brian and you live in Arizona, right?

Good thing you aren't here in Fayetteville. The UofA is currently having a huge syphilis outbreak. Like 60 discovered cases in the last few weeks. If they've found 60, think of how many are out there undiscovered?

At least it's just syphilis, though.

dude, no rest for the... errr... nevermind

-EBOLA-

I'll bet she's not really a slut. She just heard how much you spend at Christmas and wanted a taste of that.

He tried that, but she already knew the Brian from Arizona. Said that man was the best lay on one broken ankle she's ever had.

Yeah, but is it going to get cleared up before spring football?