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Otter

10-22-2003 04:24 AM

I hardly even blinked when I read this. :D

Pennywise

10-22-2003 07:24 AM

Holy shit dude. That's classic, and exactly what the little bastards deserved.

ndbbm

10-22-2003 07:28 AM

I agree. The steel posts were a nice addition. I think it'll be a cold day in hell when they come back for more. :thumb:

Capn BlingBling

10-22-2003 08:01 AM

You should have dug a 6' deep pit and put a blanket over it, then piles the leaves over it, but I still like your style. Any ideas to stop pumpkin smashers?

ndbbm

10-22-2003 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Capn BlingBling

You should have dug a 6' deep pit and put a blanket over it, then piles the leaves over it, but I still like your style. Any ideas to stop pumpkin smashers?

Cut a few of em open and fill em up with big assed rocks. They'll know it when they hit that fucker.

Talisman

10-22-2003 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Capn BlingBling

You should have dug a 6' deep pit and put a blanket over it, then piles the leaves over it, but I still like your style. Any ideas to stop pumpkin smashers?

I'd wait in the bushes w/ paintball guns and a piss-tinguisher.

ndbbm

10-22-2003 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talisman

I'd wait in the bushes w/ paintball guns and a piss-tinguisher.

Of couse, I'd put them paintballs in the freezer for a couple days first. :fire:

Iowanian

10-22-2003 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

If I really wanted to screw up their car, I would put one the old engine blocks that's hanging around my shop in there. I think the way I am doing it, it will cause minor damage and the lesson will be driven home. :)

Out-Effin-standing.

Before I finished the first paragraph I was thinking "he put an engine block on the leaf pile".....

I think I'd have taken a nail gun to a piece of plywood........flip it upside down under that leaf pile. Poke alot of holes in most of the tires.

On the pumkins...My first thought was "big rock or Brick".....now I'm thinking......hollow one or two of them out, really thin.......mix up 2/3 bucket of my "tree planting mix"....cow dung and water stirred to a sludge and fill it up.

It would be fun to watch them Kick those.

Lightning Rod

10-22-2003 08:33 AM

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice work. This makes me proud to be a Chiefs fan.

Rain Man

10-22-2003 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Capn BlingBling

You should have dug a 6' deep pit and put a blanket over it, then piles the leaves over it, but I still like your style. Any ideas to stop pumpkin smashers?

Claymores?

By the way, great story, bwana. :LOL:

Chief Henry

10-22-2003 08:52 AM

BWANA,

You need to write a book or something. You have truly made my day. Some day i need to meet you.

Thanks for making me laugh out loud.

Bwana

10-22-2003 09:06 AM

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Some of the leaf Pile "DNA" :evil:

Bwana

10-22-2003 09:07 AM

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The pile of doom.

Bwana

10-22-2003 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter

I hardly even blinked when I read this. :D

What are you trying to say Otter? :D I think you must have got the wrong idea about me when you came out here fishing this summer. :thumb:

Braincase

10-22-2003 09:13 AM

One word - caltrops. ;)

Bwana, you are my hero of the day.

Regarding the hose, can you rig it so the kid gets sprayed when the hose kicks in, and then load the hose up with my fav, Four Paws Housebreaking Fluid. Kid will smell like pungent urine for weeks.

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