Watch out for addiction. I am pretty sure this is how Lance Armstrong started out.

Easiest thing ever and then you can man-whore without spreading your seed

The worst part for me wasn't the procedure. It was jogging home afterwards.

I ended up with 7 stitches from mine.

Pretty sure he had to use bolt cutters to get through my pipes.

Respect!

Lay down with ice on nut sack for three days, have wife wait on you.Dont have sex, you won’t like the results lol

Make sure you're good an numb before the start cutting. I needed a second shot. The process of finding out I needed a second shot was not fun.

When the doc pulls on them cords you will think they are connected to your jaw.

i bet you dont really think that anymore.

LMAO I'm glad I've never had to go there. It does not sound like a good time

I go on March 13th. I will be coming home with a bag of peas and a bottle of Whistle Pig 10 year old straight rye.

Congrats man, now you point that ****er anywhere and not have to worry about killing someone...now that it's just an empty round

Had mine done in June. Here my experience:

-First 4 days kinda suck. It will be tough walking at first. Seriously relax the first 2 days.
-you might be able to take ibuprofen post-vasectomy. I did and it was fine

I know this is common sense and they told you this but do not be stupid before your test in a few months. It’s amazing how dumb some guys are that **** up bc they can’t wait and all the plumbing is not out yet.

Have them add the extra skin from your balls to your dick.

Had the same experience. Not fun.