His name is Cam Erving like I said before

Not that guy. The guy whose first name is Parker. What's his last name?

Ehinger? Ooh spelling competitions. I love these!

I've been over this before.

This isn't a typo. This isn't ticky-tack stuff like spelling it "Brandon Albert" when it's supposed to be "Branden Albert." It's not confusing his name with other common spellings like when we had Ryan Sims and people would spell it Ryan Simms. And it's not even improperly confusing his name with another more common last name, like when people kept thinking our backup QB a few years ago was Chase Daniels.

Parker Ehinger's name is pronounced "Anger". Yeah, that's convoluted, and if I weren't told that, I'd probably pronounce it "Eh-hin-jerr" like a lot of people seem to want to do. But I was told what his name is. So now I know.

You're taking his name and turning it into Ehringer. Did you know an Ehringer or something? I've never once seen that last name come up. Does it exist? Potentially, sure. Do you know any Ehringers? Probably ****ing not. Do you know of an Ehinger? Yes, he was a draft pick who started a few games at OG for your favorite football team.

Why are you adding the r? Is it because you accidentally button mash your keyboard? No, the r key isn't located next to the h or the i key. Is it because accidentally assumed his last name was actually the more common Ehringer? No, because I'm 99.9% certain you don't know any ****ing Ehringers.

It's because you're a ****ing idiot and you don't know the dude's ****ing name. That's why you constantly think his name is Ehringer. Because you just don't ****ing know.

Spelling contest? This isn't a spelling contest. This is you getting a spelling word and forgetting what the ****ing word is before you write it down.

He can't spell because he's "penbroke."

I quoted his post where he said "Ehringer" and asked if he had a learning disability. He thought I was talking about Alex shit. I gave him a clue and said it referred to spelling. Then he thought I was talking about Cam Erving.

The guy didn't even know whose name he misspelled when I handed it to him on a silver ****ing platter. He legitimately doesn't know Parker Ehinger's last name.

Parker Ehringer






















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Mitch Morshe! Travis Keltce! Kareem Hurnt! Bennie Lorgan!

Its Mitch Moors, Travis Kelsey, Carium Hant and Bernie Lowgon get it right

Does that mean we won't we be fine?

His Penisbroke

Damn, both of their defensive captains are questionable...Swearinger didn't practice today.

That's essentially the middle of the field....Both ILBs (Foster and Compton) and their best safety..

Kelce could have a big game...

Unless he is still in the doghouse or if Fisher is out he will need to help block all game.

KC is in better shape than the Redskins....both of their defensive signal callers might not play. Reid is hard enough to defend without problems of communicating and getting the defense in proper alignment.

Hunt and Kelce are going to have a good game if they dont play.

Vince ****ing Agnes