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stevieray 06-04-2015 09:44 PM

...dueling a Combat Wombat!

srvy 06-04-2015 09:44 PM

Space junk.


Aliens implanted probe.

Gadzooks 06-04-2015 09:48 PM

BTW - I have a scar on the back of my head and have no idea where it came from.
At first, I claimed it was from the mange but the ladies didn't take to kindly to that story.
Now, it from a bullet grazing my skull during Falklands war. - Blowjobs for days.

srvy 06-04-2015 09:49 PM

Dove on a live unattended nail gun saving everyone around.

threebag 06-04-2015 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gadzooks (Post 11534534)
BTW - I have a scar on the back of my head and have no idea where it came from.
At first, I claimed it was from the mange but the ladies didn't take to kindly to that story.
Now, it from a bullet grazing my skull during Falklands war. -Dudes love it- Blowjobs for days.

Fyp

srvy 06-04-2015 09:51 PM

I shot Bin Laden in the face. Skull fragments penetrated my helmet.

ClevelandBronco 06-04-2015 10:24 PM

Rabid ermine.

Bwana 06-04-2015 10:28 PM

http://usatunofficial.files.wordpres...g?w=1088&h=738

TimeForWasp 06-04-2015 10:42 PM

First person to ever Survive an extreme case of cat scratch fever.

srvy 06-04-2015 10:45 PM

Feeding a pride of lions meat off my head from window of my ride in an African game reserve.

Gadzooks 06-04-2015 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 11534640)

Black bears scare the heck out of me. I wonder if a Grizzly would eat the poop in my pants after devouring my flesh and that of my family.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...85a9042568.jpg

LoneWolf 06-04-2015 11:11 PM

Your real name is Reginald Denney.

big nasty kcnut 06-04-2015 11:15 PM

Fighting a guy who was messing with your woman!

Gadzooks 06-04-2015 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut (Post 11534692)
Fighting a guy who was messing with your woman!

**** yeah! No need for a poll. I do believe we have a winner.

Wait, how do you define "messing"?

ToxSocks 06-04-2015 11:25 PM

You were helping the national guard during the Baltimore riots and took a Molotov cocktail to the head while saving a baby from a burning hair salon.


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