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...dueling a Combat Wombat!
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Space junk.
Aliens implanted probe. |
BTW - I have a scar on the back of my head and have no idea where it came from.
At first, I claimed it was from the mange but the ladies didn't take to kindly to that story. Now, it from a bullet grazing my skull during Falklands war. - Blowjobs for days. |
Dove on a live unattended nail gun saving everyone around.
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I shot Bin Laden in the face. Skull fragments penetrated my helmet.
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Rabid ermine.
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First person to ever Survive an extreme case of cat scratch fever.
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Feeding a pride of lions meat off my head from window of my ride in an African game reserve.
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Your real name is Reginald Denney.
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Fighting a guy who was messing with your woman!
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Wait, how do you define "messing"? |
You were helping the national guard during the Baltimore riots and took a Molotov cocktail to the head while saving a baby from a burning hair salon.
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