Oskar Blues Ten Fidy listening to this newest King Dude. I really want to hate this guy, but I keep coming back to it.

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I don't know if it's because I'm drunk, but every time I excuse myself to go to the bathroom I say "adios mf-ers" and my FIL and I both start laughing. I don't think it should be funny, but for some reason we both find it hilarious.

YES. Forgot Egg Nog. Damn.

:LOL:

The key to those crackers is bringing some cheese whiz. Nothing, and I mean nothing, unites me with the holy spirit more than cheese whiz.

I've fasted and eaten salads every day for a week and and a half to enjoy chicken and ribs for dinner and a half gallon of Makers Mark for Christmas Eve and Christmas.

You should totally drive that Lexus home now LMAO

Had to work all day today and again tomorrow.

You guys really need to slow down on the Bacon , I need a ****ing break.

Yeah, **** it. I took tomorrow off.

On the bright side the harder we make you work, the quicker you kill us.

Try not to shoot anybody on the way home. :evil:

By the way, I'm drunk as hell. Just told my FIL that I plan on showing his daughter my Festivus pole tonight and we plan on naked wrestling for the feats of strength. For some reason he didn't find that too funny.

I'm pretty sure, married or not or at any age I'd not be cool with a guy telling me he's going to nail my daughter.

Well, adios mother****er!

His response after he thought about it for a while was, "I taught my daughter not to sleep with drunk guys."

My response, "well, you obviously taught her that after she graduated from college."

It's going to be awkward at the breakfast table in the morning. :D

LMAO