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stumppy 09-24-2014 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10945400)
Which male body type is ambitious, adventurous, funny, and good with kids?
Bingo

BWillie 09-24-2014 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by ChiefRocka (Post 10945432)
AXXXCEPT


areee youu happeeee

DenverChief 09-24-2014 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 10945321)
I bet a BJ on the KSU/Texas game last fall with this chick that I had been talking to on POF for a while. Cute face but was great at working the "fat chick angle" with her camera. Needless to say I was not pleased when she showed up to my place.

Then she wanted to have sex and gave me a Magnum condom - I was like "what do you want me to do with this? Put my newspaper in it?"

Not my proudest moment.
LMFAO

TambaBerry 09-24-2014 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Mennonite (Post 10945415)
I'd take care of that.
I laughed really hard I thought you were talking about putting your meat on her buns and than Rico goes how's that

Marcellus 09-24-2014 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10945400)
Which male body type is ambitious, adventurous, funny, and good with kids?
I believe that's the gay body type. :D

Discuss Thrower 09-24-2014 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10945400)
Which male body type is ambitious, adventurous, funny, and good with kids?
Cuckold

Reerun_KC 09-24-2014 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 10945369)
Coincidence, we just had a storm here the other day, lots of sticks laying on the ground from the trees in my yard. You can come **** them if you want.
Holy crap that was funny as hell

George Liquor 09-24-2014 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 10945413)
I'm not sure a chick can make it any more obvious that she's fat than betting oral sex on a football game.
I had been drinking all day. :shrug:

Rain Man 09-24-2014 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 10945321)
I bet a BJ on the KSU/Texas game last fall with this chick that I had been talking to on POF for a while. Cute face but was great at working the "fat chick angle" with her camera. Needless to say I was not pleased when she showed up to my place.

Then she wanted to have sex and gave me a Magnum condom - I was like "what do you want me to do with this? Put my newspaper in it?"

Not my proudest moment.
It sounds like both of you may have misreported select body features in your profiles.

Buck 09-24-2014 08:31 PM
I used to be a guy who would only date skinny chicks until I lost weight. Now for some reason I like "a little extra." But that doesn't mean I like fat. Just curvy.

George Liquor 09-24-2014 08:32 PM
Ah yes, I forgot. Everyone has a 12" cock on CP.


But me.

Lonewolf Ed 09-24-2014 08:35 PM
I too fell prey to one who claimed to have an "average" body type on a dating site I once toyed with. I saw a pic of her from the boobs up, and she looked great, with DDs. When I saw her in person, it was a horror show. She looked like Jabba the Hut and the DDs looked tiny since her hips were about 3 feet wide. Average, what, I thought, defensive end? Can she stop the run? I went home and changed my body type to athletic from average, because if that woman was average, then I was Thor.

Mennonite 09-24-2014 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 10945755)
Ah yes, I forgot. Everyone has a 12" cock on CP.


But me.
I'd never say I had a dick that big. I'm too modest. I'd probably describe it as "a little extra, curvy, a few extra pounds."

George Liquor 09-24-2014 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Mennonite (Post 10945772)
I'd never say I had a dick that big. I'm too modest. I'd probably describe it as "a little extra, curvy, a few extra pounds."
:clap:

Rasputin 09-24-2014 08:41 PM
I'm interested in what Ohio thinks of this subject.


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