I'm not even sure how the process works where this actually becomes a decision point. It's never even occurred to me to try it, let alone ask any female if she would let me. Perhaps I'm the exception.

Lick outside, not inside.

Understatement of the year!

Wait, what?

You dont ask, that would be awkward. ROFL

No, I refuse to believe that anus licking is an activity that is commonplace for the majority of people, even people from Missouri.

When you get your tongue and face in there close enough to be licking. Does a fat or skinny girl have a different ass diameter?

Anyone gonna start a thread asking if you'd let a girl lick YOUR asshole?

...is like licking a battery

Isnt the standard to apoligize afterwards than ask permission before?

Maybe we should build and publish a ass licking template for straight guys?

I've been there, done that. It was like licking a Life Saver Gummy that had been in one of those outdoor crappers at the fair for a year.

IM SO HUNGRY!!!!!

This is a point where ignorance is truly bliss.

A pretty good rule to live by is if it has to do with shit, don't put your mouth in, on, or around it.