Pink got mad and shoved it up his a$$,tried to push it out the other side...I think she did it!:D

Phil,

I noticed that this pic had been modified in more ways than just "color correction"... here is the pic with just the color correction done and no "other" modifications.... :cool:

The only way Phil could have 7 pounds between his legs would be if MarkM was giving him a piggy back ride...



equal opportunity shit-giver...

Phil was telling them about his long shaft that he had a smooth stroke with ! Then he showed them !:D


But really Phil......that head ! Guess we can start calling you Mallet head . :eek:

Kyle - your photo isn't entirely correct either. It seems as if someone has doctored my photo to make me look like a "fat bastard". Here's a pic, untouched, as I usually appear.

Dartgod,

I din't know if you wanted that part "returned to normal".... I figured you were too modest... :rolleyes:

--Kyle

:o Geee...Phil has a boner for Dartgod ?


" PRICELESS " :D

I see four men on a golf course and one man drinking a beer.








Methinks 3 of 4 are "ladies.....men."

Some of us: 1. Don't play golf; 2. don't drink before 2pm; and 3. had to drive home.

Of course, I only fall under categories 1 and 3 ...

:D

MM
~~Believes that "beer-thirty" happens 24 times a day

Trust me. My beer was sitting on the putting green. There are other pictures that can verify that, I'm sure.

OK, I just got caught up on this thread, therefore not knowing about the previous remarks about my mother.

Where in the he!! did this come from? Have I been giving Mark crap lately (well, starting last night, but this happened before that)?



Hader,
wondering what brought all this on

Jamie,

He doesn't really mean it. Mark's mother was unable to have sex or procreate. He's jealous.

LOL Phil!

Of course that begs the question, how did Mark come to be?

Hader,
Not sure he wants to know the answer

raiderhader--
Actually, I've been making fun of your mom ever since that time in the 37Forever chat room with you, me and ExtremeChief (okay ... take "37Forever chat" out of that sentence and that sounds really bad! :D ) when you said you were a momma's boy.

PLEASE do not take it personally ... it is meant merely as harmless fun.

BTW, I "came to be" through the wonders of modern chemistry: it took several scientists years to come up with a person who could eat as much as he wants without gaining a pound, someone with marvelous good looks, well-hung and an intellect unlike any seen before.

Looks like they batted .500 ... :D

MM
~~Just trying to lighten things up

Mark,
take anything YOU say personally? Please! :rolleyes: :D

I guess I don't remember that time. Anyway, I was just curious as it seemed to pop up out of nowhere, for no apparant reason.