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Mr. Plow 01-09-2009 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Goapics1 (Post 5372618)
So you guys are in the porn industry? Phone sex?

Yes. I answer all the phones. Would you like our #?

Demonpenz 01-09-2009 11:23 AM

It was always a win win with me. I didn't want to work at a place that judged the way I looked, and they didn't want me.

Simplex3 01-09-2009 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 5372539)
My wife & I own an inbound only call center...

Ah, call center employees. I used to install phone equipment in them, a short list of the types I saw:

* Giant (400lbs+) and smelly (lots)
* Sitting around talking about their current/ex boyfriend instead of working (lots)
* The gum chewer
* The token man (usually also the one that had figured out a way to game the reporting system to make it look like he was busier than he was)

My favorite three all came from the same overnight crew in the same call center, though. They had a dude with a (no s**t) bone in his nose. It was plastic or something, but it was probably three inches long. Then there was the girl who thought she was a vampire. Couldn't stay for training after the shift because she had to get home before the sun came up, which she told us very loudly like we were dips**ts for not seeing and respecting her vampire-ness. Then there was the guy who was beet red and covered in acne who's cube looked like a miniature GNC store. I'd rank them in order of crazy, but I wouldn't know where to begin.

Mr. Plow 01-09-2009 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3 (Post 5372652)
Ah, call center employees. I used to install phone equipment in them, a short list of the types I saw:

* Giant (400lbs+) and smelly (lots)
* Sitting around talking about their current/ex boyfriend instead of working (lots)
* The gum chewer
* The token man (usually also the one that had figured out a way to game the reporting system to make it look like he was busier than he was)

My favorite three all came from the same overnight crew in the same call center, though. They had a dude with a (no s**t) bone in his nose. It was plastic or something, but it was probably three inches long. Then there was the girl who thought she was a vampire. Couldn't stay for training after the shift because she had to get home before the sun came up, which she told us very loudly like we were dips**ts for not seeing and respecting her vampire-ness. Then there was the guy who was beet red and covered in acne who's cube looked like a miniature GNC store. I'd rank them in order of crazy, but I wouldn't know where to begin.



ROFL

We've seen our share. But since we bought out another company a couple years back, we've raised our standards.

MOhillbilly 01-09-2009 11:45 AM

the 'my opinion matters' crowd goes hand in hand with the 'i dont listen' 'you owe me something' 'i cant do two things a once' crowd.

but its a call center mr. plow you should expect this kinda shit. duh.

Mr. Plow 01-09-2009 11:59 AM

I wouldn't go so far as to say I should expect it. I know that turnover is part of the business and we luckily don't have a ton of it.

Every job I've applied for - whether it was washing dishes at Applebee's, working at Best Buy, etc - I treated the person interviewing me with respect by showing up acting like I wanted a job......as I'm sure most on here have regardless of the position.

xbarretx 01-09-2009 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by runnercyclist (Post 5372471)
For God's sake man, what position are you hiring? Where do you get your recruits, Crack houses?

I just interviewed 14 people for a position I had and I was ULTRA impressed with the candidates that applied. The Universitites are turning out good folks from where I sit.

Two new hires in 2008 are doing very well.

Maybe it's their leader ;)

yes, but as a soon to be MBA grad, the market seems dead with a hiring freeze all around :(

sedated 01-09-2009 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 5372726)
I know that turnover is part of the business and we luckily don't have a ton of it.

High turnover = crappy job/employer

Mr. Plow 01-09-2009 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5372834)
High turnover = crappy job/employer

Thanks. I do my best to make sure each and every single employee is miserable here.

xbarretx 01-09-2009 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5372834)
High turnover = crappy job/employer

QFT but id actually say that their hiring practices are failing or their HR dept isnt doing its job (meaing adding NO VALUE to the company).

if your targeting the right people and they can keep them satisfied then you shouldnt have high turnover.

people complain about high turnover in callcenters and always point blame at the nature of the job as a reason. i say they are NOT hiring the right type of employee for that job and as such they have high turnover.

Mr. Plow 01-09-2009 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by xbarretx (Post 5372860)
people complain about high turnover in callcenters and always point blame at the nature of the job as a reason. i say they are NOT hiring the right type of employee for that job and as such they have high turnover.

I would agree.

Like I said earlier, our turnover is not very high. Out of 30 employees only 5-6 have been here less than one year. 10+ have been with us for 3+ years.

Our hiring now is not because of turnover, but because of growth.

crazycoffey 01-09-2009 01:01 PM

what's the jobs for? Can I appy, I'll move to KC....

Mr. Plow 01-09-2009 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 5372885)
what's the jobs for? Can I appy, I'll move to KC....

You can move to KC if you can commute 3 hours each way daily.

blueballs 01-09-2009 01:02 PM

Hire one
see if they show up

xbarretx 01-09-2009 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 5372873)
I would agree.

Like I said earlier, our turnover is not very high. Out of 30 employees only 5-6 have been here less than one year. 10+ have been with us for 3+ years.

Our hiring now is not because of turnover, but because of growth.

nice then :toast: good to see some companies still thrive.

ive been at my company here in KC for 8 years..my experience is 7 years logistics, 5 customer service, 3 project mgmt, 3 warehousing and dist, 2 international business, and now im in Accounting. its a pain in the butt to get a promo regardless of what i bring to the table b/c now we have 80 - 120 apps per open req instead of the normal 12 - 35


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