RAZZLE DAZZLE!

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i'm in

Here's your urban assault vehicle. You can't let her drive it unless she reads at a senior level. ;)

I'm ready to assume my position as Army Group North Commander.

Welcome aboard Private. You will be under Hamas Jenkins' command, as he is truly one of the legends to work under.

Godspeed.

Ah, my fellow Commander. I have been waiting for this moment for a long time. As your service in the battlefield, combined with your excellent posting abilities, I am very confident that this decision I am about to make will be a very very wise one.

I am giving you the rank of, http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...signia.svg.png and you will assume all command on the ground forces. You are also the Supreme Army Commander when I am out of office/when I am not available, as I am confident your leadership will help us win the war aganist The Hermines. You also have the power to rank men/women as how you see fit. You also have the power to create your on divisions as well. Basically the requirements is their post count, how's their attitude aganist Hermines, and their committment to the battle.

I salute you.

My first move as Army Group North Commander is to bring a grizzled veteran in from the outside. This man has fought Hermines of all stripes, whether they be red, green, or orange and pewter. He's a vile sonofabitch that spares no woman nor child, and delights in the razing of orphanages.

D2112 will be the commander of 1st Panzer Group, and given the rank of Generalleutnant

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I am familiar with Herm's ineptitude-ness.....being from the great state of New York, I've witnessed the Jets implosion on a week to week basis during Herm's comical tenure. Perhaps I can be of use, as now that the disease has spread to my Chiefs, it's not really funny anymore.

I am in.

Count me in.

I have air force experience. I could be put in charge of the bombing/strafing unit.

Or parachute tropps behind enemy lines to disrupt supply routes.

F-15's preferred.

Thank you for the appointment, Commander. I gladly accept. :D

SBK, you will be given the rank of gunnery sergeant. Report to the 1st Infanterie Division.

rad, given your initial proximity to the Hermicenter, you will be part of the clandestine group. Unofficially, you will have the rank of lance corporal in 2nd Panzer Group. Officially, you don't exist. This thread will remain the only documentation of your affiliation to Germ Warware, as secrecy is paramount.

First off, any Herm lovers (GoChiefs) will now either be called ''Hermophiles'' or ''Hermaphrodites''. not that ridiculous name Flopnuts and GC coined, Hermines.

Fairplay, you have earned the rank of Standartenführer in the Luftwaffe. Since we are a burgeoning unit, there are opportunities for advancement. Should you prove yourself fit, you can quickly ascend to the rank of Oberstgruppenführer. Feel free to recruit the men you feel necessary to comprise your unit.

Understood. I wont let you down.

Uhh...I mean, who are you? I don't know you. Wrong number.

We need a spy. Someone who claims they are Hermophiles with a high ranking.

But reports their plans to us.

Ideally a girl that dates Claythan. Since a female would be easier to open up to about secret plans. Spill the beans to get pussy.

But we all that isn't going to happen.