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Buck 02-23-2009 07:32 PM
Yeah its what 7:30 there? I would say 9:00 is too late. 8:30 is a good time.

luv 02-23-2009 07:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KcKing (Post 5520046)
:doh!:

You were supposed to text immediately asking if he wanted to catch dinner sometime...

Then show up 3 seconds later with Taco Bell Platters...

Geez...
That commercial scared me.

KcKing 02-23-2009 07:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5520063)
That commercial scared me.
Was it the beans??

I've seen them made before...

They scare me too...

Skip Towne 02-23-2009 07:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KcKing (Post 5520046)
:doh!:

You were supposed to text immediately asking if he wanted to catch dinner sometime...

Then show up 3 seconds later with Taco Bell Platters...

Geez...
That b;onde is hot but she has crazy eyes.

KcKing 02-23-2009 07:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5520106)
That b;onde is hot but she has crazy eyes.
I think i'd have crazy eyes too if I gave my number out to a lady, and were knee-deep in conversation with her mom 15 minutes later...

Agreed at the hotness statement though... I wouldn't have waited too long to dial her up either... Might have waited a day tho...

Hammock Parties 02-23-2009 08:17 PM
Oh it is ****in' ON!

Quote:
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MILF (2/23/2009 7:45:08 PM): lol thnx i think
MILF (2/23/2009 7:45:25 PM): and u haven't seen me naked yet
Clay (2/23/2009 7:45:32 PM): i think she was after me...she followed me outside....
Clay (2/23/2009 7:45:40 PM): lol i haven't seen her naked either...so who knows
Clay (2/23/2009 7:46:20 PM): she could have terrible skin...and truthfully she was pretty orange
MILF (2/23/2009 7:48:11 PM): orange ,,that's so wierd i know a girl that works at central market and she's orange i always wonder if anyone has ever mentioned how that looks when it 40* out
Clay (2/23/2009 7:48:35 PM): lol well i'm not sure she would look right when it was 80, but nuclear tans never turned me off...kind of kinky actually
Clay (2/23/2009 7:48:38 PM): like screwing an alien
MILF (2/23/2009 7:50:17 PM): aha there are body paints just for sexual entertainment
MILF (2/23/2009 7:50:23 PM): well i heard anyway

Hammock Parties 02-23-2009 08:19 PM
Crossroads given...location pinpointed...distance extrapolated via google maps...13.2 miles to horny MILF....CODE RED HORNY BITCH! DEFCON SEX!

Fairplay 02-23-2009 08:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5519874)
Question. A guy gives me his number and tells me to text him later. Later that evening? Two days later? Never?


never.

Hammock Parties 02-23-2009 08:25 PM
Take your negativity to hell, Fairplay. You suck.

luv 02-23-2009 08:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 5520284)
never.
Great. You're three minutes too late.

Delano 02-23-2009 08:33 PM
Good God. Just go ahead and **** that big titted cum dumpster.

Come on, brah. Make it happen. No excuses about anything.

Hammock Parties 02-23-2009 08:34 PM
I literally asked her "is that by the graveyard," and she remained horny.

Maybe I can **** her IN a graveyard?

So, tell me about Mexi-Milfs.

Delano 02-23-2009 08:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5520360)
I literally asked her "is that by the graveyard," and she remained horny.

Maybe I can **** her IN a graveyard?

So, tell me about Mexi-Milfs.
When you say MILF, do you mean she birthed a child, or just a hot older bitch?

Hammock Parties 02-23-2009 08:37 PM
She has birthed a child. We're dealing with a true MILF.

luv 02-23-2009 08:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5520378)
She has birthed a child. We're dealing with a true MILF.
DADDY!


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