Ahem. I'm coming up with brilliant suggestions for BK in his name thread.

I met a girl. A girl that I liked and didn't feel like puking everytime she spoke. I put the crazy asshole ray away for awhile cleaned up my car apt etc figuring this is where life gives me a break and I finally have a gilfriend. I asked her out she said no. No big deal. I have a job and money I live in kansas city plenty of options exept I have no male friends down here. My friend meets her. I am 26 and most of my friends are married. He never comes down to kc to hit the plaza dress up or do anything he sits in st joe playing halo. She text messaged him a couple times and wouldn't you know it? That bastard is halfway to Kansas City to see a girl I did all the hard work for. I would cut him a break but this girl is MAYBE a 6 on a good day. Nice I beg a friend to come down here all the time to stomp ass in this town all the time but it takes one girl to txt him a couple times and he is driving mario andretti to see her. nice day

that is why i am quitting my job and I am going to work at hobby lobby part time and just going to live out the rest of my life in a small apartment and wait for death.

Find out where they're going, and show up. Be an annoying cock blocker.

dont be this guy

I am not going anywhere. I am waiting for my dad to pick me up to go to st louis to see my friend that just got back from iraq probably good. What a selfish guy I am I am whining about some bitch when my other friend just got done stomping mfers in iraq

There ya go. Just make sure to have fun.

Hey guys!

everything sucks.

Why?

At least you don't live in Boxelder, South Dakoooo--ooooh hello Cntrygal.

Part time at Hobby Lobby won't pay for a small apartment.

Get a hatchback car and live on the street. Spend your income on booze and drugs, not a damn apartment.

LOL Delano!

I don't QUITE live in Box Elder.... kinda...... not really......

theres good in very little

It is 10pm.

its nine you eastsided ****

No one cares about the Midwest. The whole world revolves around EST.

midwest yo

7:18 here.

True that

9:26 midwest time here... somehow the time smells better ...

Someone post a picture of Carrie Underwood.

I want to bend that shit over.

8:41 MST here.. :D

Just got back from the lake,,Boog III was 1 year old today..he got lots of neat shit..but the best was his LJ jersey..I didn't know they made them that small..pretty neat ....

What lake was that?

Toronto Lake or Cross Timbers its called now in Se Kansas ...

WTF, I thought I posted this...

http://blog.meevee.com/photos/uncate...nityfair_4.jpg

Is that a state park?

Yep ... Plus .. Corp of Engineers .... Water control for the port in Oklahoma ....

Be careful around lakes. Don't want to get your brain eaten by an amoeba.

Hello ladies! :D

So, how is everyone?

You're 16 minutes early.

Pissed.

I'm on Central time. I'm an hour and 16 minutes early.

Why?

The world runs on EST.

Because the Chiefs lost, silly. I'm extra pissed because the Huskers suck ass too. So don't cross me girly.

Congrats Joie.

Wrong thread, n00b.

Sandy Eggo fans are 'special'.

Anything goes in this thread, f00l.

Ahhh....I'm not too happy about either of these events either.

Since I've moved away from the area, I'm suddenly discovering I'm a Husker fan. I HATED the Huskers when I lived an hour and a half from Lincoln, so it's especially shocking that now I actually give a damn.

At any rate, I'm sorry you're having a bad weekend. Even if you are a Gawd Damned Nebraskan :p

Thank you :)

Then, on top of all that, the Raiders are in first place, Notre Dame won a game and Jeff (tee-hee) Gordon won the Neckcar race. This has to be the worst sports weekend ever.

I don't know....I appear to be winning my fantasy football game. I'm at 3-1 so far for the season.

I didn't watch the race as I was watching the Chiefs game, but I did notice that Dale Earnhardt Jr. (my driver) had yet another DNF. Damn!!

Goodnight Planet

WHASUUUUUUP?!

SUP TINY/......DAMON RULES BTW

I DRANK A WHOLE BOTTLE OF WINE IN ABOUT 30 MINUTES, IS THAT BAD?

You'd better be kidding with the WHOard BS.

Is it cold nights up in Sylmar? Or is it Valencia?

Canyon Country actually, and yeah it gets in the 50's 0r 40's sometimes..

I guess I can quit the Damon shit, I was ****ing with Hootie earlier.

Exciting night tonight I see...

not this turd again.

Oh, BTW, house for sale...

You should move to LA mecca, you can see SC at the Coliseum. that place is a dump

Updated Kitchen...

Is that the house from Casino? That movie rocks

edgy garage door...

Nope. That's the house from "TinyE's house"

Channel 13 has some hot news chicks

Where u movin dude?

give the kids to britney.... more entertaining that way

You're moving to Missouri!!!! :p

Closer to Marina Del Rey. That's where I work. The 1+ hour commute is killin' me.
I really dig livin' in the 'Hills, but too far a drive when u have kids.

I would have gone with a slightly darker wood with that color granite. Just a personal preference. Looks good!

Good luck dude... that place is hard to find a nice place unless you got LJ G's!!!!!!!

Oh man, the Brittney paparazi are off the heezy. I have to swerve around them on the way home. CrayzY. Sometimes I put a towel over my head when i drive just to see if i can throw them off...

ROFL

Tight little package on display at the Opry:

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/5182/webil4.jpg

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/2860/webbi4.jpg

I THINK I SEE PANTYLINE!

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/9180/webdy0.jpg

How dare you speak to me like that...

Why is Tiny trying to sell my house ....

DAMON HUARD WILL **** CARRIE UNDERWOOD WHENEVER HE FEELS LIKE IT

Oh man, GUTse's AV is friggen' great! Spankage to the max.

VERY NIIIICE!

Yeah, thanks. And I wouldn't have gone with the Capri-length mom-jeans for NZoner's Bash.

PWNED!

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