the bank lines probably have people conditioned to stand way back. I know no one wants their business all loud at the bank so i think people don't want people to hear what they are ordering.

(crickets)

RACIST!

I hear that the population in Duluth is about 55% Korean and 45% Homosexual...

What do you fall under?

ooooooooooohhh dissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Good deal Red. It's a great thing when you and Tiny do this together. Good luck.

Anybody wanna see an extremely sick, vile, and disgusting picture tht is very NSFW? It's terrible and sad and nasty.

ANNA NICOLE NSFW!!! --NSFW--

nice jugs

Thats disgusting. DONT CLICK IT.

Is she dead in that pic?

Very disgusting.

How we doing tonight BK?

Cant seem to watch any TV without mention of the Padres, but other than that, just fine.

Pussy.

Supposedly but the site i found it on doesnt think so. Second story down.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/

I already called out a pussy tonight. It was demon for wanting to retire at 26. Nice pussy call though.

Yeah, thats rough. I am 2 hrs from Dungver, I have to hear about it too.

So, how fired is Norv Turner? I give him week 10.

I dont get it, are we only allowed one pussy call per night?

Well our Bye Week is after the next 2 games, @ Denver and vs Oakland....so if he loses either of those, Im guessing then.

lalalalalalalalalalala - smurfs theme

per thread per night. but you can always start a pussy thread. No limits there.

Hmmm.... :hmmm:

I feel a name change thread on the horizon.

You give him any chance of being sniped from the upper deck.....or owners box?

hey luv. How are you tonight?

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NSFW Language

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maybe just matt? i keep it simple with joey. because im cool like that.

or go with the BK theme

BurgerKing
ButtKicker
BoozeKooler
BrowneyeKisser
BigroyalsfanthatlovesKauffmanstadium
BigKim

theres many more......

hahahahaha cosby

Check the main page, I put the thread there. And you get to be one of the judges.

My Favorite shows on TV (not in any order)

Entourage
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Flight Of The Conchords
Family Guy
Arrested Development
Prison Break
The Office
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Conan Obrien

For some reason South Park has really gotten a lot more funnier this past year or so.

My favorite TV shows in order

1. Lost
2. Heroes
3. SportsCenter

Thats it.

Lost and Heroes suck. Start smoking pot again.

I'm constantly watching sports. When not, it's the Simpsons or family guy or something like that. I used to like the Real World competition shows, but I grew tired of that crap.

oh, and WEEDS rules.

Dude, you dont want to go there...With the Padres out, and the Chargers hopes dwindling, Heroes is the only thing I got right now, and Lost starts Feb. 4, right before the SB.

Plus have you ever even watched those shows.......ON WEEEEEEEEEED?

I saw half baked earlier. Still almost as funny as the first ten gazillion times I saw it.

I miss the Green Stuff, but I find it easy to not smoke it.

I've had these really dark circles under my eyes for the last 3 months or so, and I always get them when I go on an all out weed binge, like I was doing for the last 3-4 months...I was spending at least $100 a week on weed.

So far Im 3 weeks off of it, yet I still have these dark circles. I really want them to go away.

With this post I got to 1000 posts in this thread...

Its now 1003/4548 and that is 22.05% of my posts, in this thread.

I don't spend any money on weed. Last time I dropped cash on it was three or four weeks ago, and it was like, 50 bucks. But yeah, I've always had dark circles under my eyes. Welcome to having a job and shitty sports teams.

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Still hot.

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/5326/06ps22pm4.jpg

True.

Wow. I'm still in 5th place on this POS thread? Slackers.

I'm bored.

So many lumber/nail jokes, so little time...

Hey old timer, isn't it past your bedtime? :p

Waaaaaay past.

Damnit...I gotta go to work in the morning...

I miss my slacking off days.

I gotta go to work in an hour...

What the ****?

I work today from 2:30 to 9:30, then I come home, sleep from 10 to 4, and get back up to go pick up my daughter by 4:30. Fun.

Whats your job and why do you work at night?

I run press machines for a playing card company. I also entertain the late night custodians with my dazzling humor. And I work at night because it makes for a more manageable schedule. I preferred going in at 10, but they think it's funnier to make me come in tired at 2. And I'm the only one who can convert the machines for the morning shift.

Hey, so you are in the printing business?

So am I.

I also have a sweet gig lined up to start this weekend working on a house for a NICE amount of mulah, but with two jobs for three weeks I'll have no time for family, fun, weed, chiefs planet, or sleep. But I'll be just about out of debt and in a position to put myself into more debt in order to learn and me ones of thems fancy educations. Go me!

Well i dont run a press. Im just a Customer Service Rep...

Somehow I still have weasled myself into making $14/hr full time w/ full benefits, vacation, and sick leave....

$14/hour sounds good for here, but it can't be too great out there.

**** you. :harumph: I work my ass for for 10.70/hr w/ little benefits. Vacation? **** no.

BUT... I get a 90 cent raise in a week. so hell yeah. 11.60 will be the most anybody in my family's ever made. :)

I work my ass off too, its just not manual labor...

By the way, if this makes any difference, the average price of a 2 bedroom apartment out here is about $1200 a month.

I have no idea what it is out there.

oh yeah, he lives in cali, huh? What's minimum wage out there I wonder?

$7.50 now, $8.00 starting January 1.

In Independence you'd pay about that for a meth-free house. Of course there are only 4 of them.

How many bedrooms?

Ouch. You don't make shit for your living expense. I only pay 800 for a three small bedroom house. But it's extremely ghetto, falling apart, I don't have c/a or even heat, and I'm missing parts of the house.

I've got a 780 sq ft, 1 bedroom apartment. Rent includes cable + HBO, high speed wireless internet, and the only utility I pay is electric. My rent is $530/month. I'd say the average, upper scale 2 bedroom with the same amenities as mine runs for anywhere from $600-700/month.

Tell me about it...

I can live in the ghetto if I want and get a 2 BR apartment for 900, but I'd rather not.

Plus I live with my mom, I only have to pay like $300 rent a month...

The Bank Account is Lovin It.

My mortgage on a 4 bedroom 3.5 bath with about 2,200 sq feet on a cul-de-sac lot is in that neighborhood.

Nice. You have cable included into you rent? Strange. Do you have appliances(fridge, oven, dishwasher etc) free, or did you have to rent them seperately or buy your own?

LMAO. My first apartment was ~400 sq feet and was $340/mo. It had free bugs and illegal immigrant neighbors.

Sweet. I wish I could live with my mom, but last time she lived with me she screwed me over worst than any of my friends ever have. I miss my dad, he paid most the rent, and the gov paid the rest because I took care of him. Plus he was the greatest friend i ever had.

The only appliances that I have that I paid for are my washer and dryer. Everything else is included. I love my stove. It's a flattop and the microwave has a built in range and stove light. Atuomatic ice maker in the freezer.

Sorry to hear about that Joey.

been there. but less space and fun crackhead neighbors who stole my shit for $500/month.

Sounds nice. I've always wanted an ice making fridge.

It's taken me working at the same place for nine years and a couple of promotions to be able to afford what I've got.

Good for you. :clap: :)

Well, I'm off to find coffee and then work. bye.

wait, I want 3,666 posts before I go.

This'll do it, bye.