Oh, you're feeling inspired after yet another Kansas City Royals Singles Parade?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Among the 201 players with 100 PA, Mike Moustakas ranks 200th in BA (.142), 200th in OBP (.212) and 197th in OPS (.514).</p>&mdash; Andy McCullough (@McCulloughStar) <a href="https://twitter.com/McCulloughStar/statuses/465184062315839489">May 10, 2014</a></blockquote>
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:facepalm:

"You guys, Moose is close. He's just missing the ball. I've seen guys come up. Rickie Weeks, Ryan Braun, Corey Hart. I've never been wrong about a young player. He's going to be a star.

He just needs about 2000 AB in the major leagues to get there."

Also, he's leading the team in home runs!

Which is like being the tallest Pygmy in Africa.

They're also trying to sell the idea that his glove balances out his bat.

I don't think they can keep the sun from rising, though. He's got to be days away from being sent down.

Nicely done. :thumb:

There's a reason why Gio has been playing half his games in Omaha at 3B...

ok, maybe its because of Colon, but still, I'd rather Moose get sent down instead of Gio.

Who is 201st?

Billy Butler

Thank God a MLB manager would never have a way of thinking so stupid

Carlos Santana. Behind him in OPS - Yonder Alonso, Will Venable, Nate Schierholtz, Dan Uggla.

I don't know who's worse than this...but I bet no one else knows who they are either.

Posted these in the game thread. They belong here too.

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