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88TG88 02-13-2009 04:49 PM

Cool. I'll send her a link to this thread in a few minutes.

Iowanian 02-13-2009 04:56 PM

I hope the first girl that sees your peepee in an adult situation, laughs and heckels you relentlessly like the world champion state fair dunk tank jester.

Hammock Parties 02-13-2009 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5488830)
I hope the first girl that sees your peepee in an adult situation, laughs and heckels you relentlessly like the world champion state fair dunk tank jester.

Forgive me father, for I have IM'd.

KChiefsQT 02-13-2009 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5481840)
Well that was fun.

Wow. That was low and really harsh... especially coming from you, who was overweight not too long ago. I'm disappointed!

Buck 02-13-2009 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5481840)
Well that was fun.

Not cool dude.

On the other hand:

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/a...tegoodman2.jpg

Approves.

Valiant 02-13-2009 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by KChiefsQT (Post 5489074)
Wow. That was low and really harsh... especially coming from you, who was overweight not too long ago. I'm disappointed!

Have you not figured this out??

Him being fat was not his problem..

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Hammock Parties 02-13-2009 06:18 PM

You guys are hilarious...for all we know it was some 40-year old dude in his underwear.

KChiefs1 02-13-2009 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 5482886)
That was pretty classless. I expected more from you, especially considering you used to be 300 pounds yourself.

I found through experience that people who have lost a lot of weight are the worst when it comes to interacting with others.

Hammock Parties 02-13-2009 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by KChiefs1 (Post 5489393)
I found through experience that people who have lost a lot of weight are the worst when it comes to interacting with others.

So you're an asshole?

KChiefs1 02-13-2009 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5489413)
So you're an asshole?

most definitely...but I'm not at the level you've attained.

Hammock Parties 02-13-2009 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by KChiefs1 (Post 5489417)
most definitely...but I'm not at the level you've attained.

Are there laws against jerking people around over AIM that I should know about?

'Hamas' Jenkins 02-13-2009 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5481840)
Well that was fun.

What the ****?

People that do that kind of shit have serious emotional issues.

If a chick is fat, she knows it. Hell, chicks that aren't fat do more than enough self-loathing to destroy their self-esteem. Why torture someone like that?

That's just sociopathic.

Predarat 02-13-2009 10:02 PM

GoChiefs now I think that whoever it was that ratted you out deserves a freakin medal!

Hammock Parties 02-13-2009 11:18 PM

Simply Red FTW!

Quote:

SimplyRedRyan: come on down to the gossip corner
SimplyRedRyan: brb,
SimplyRedRyan: going to get a soft drink
SimplyRedRyan: Diet Coke
bfett81: fantastic
SimplyRedRyan: 8oz bottle
SimplyRedRyan: k
bfett81: i have a story for you too
SimplyRedRyan: ok
SimplyRedRyan: go first
bfett81: i chatted with one of these cock-hungry MILFs from AFF
bfett81: turns out she was really haggard
bfett81: ugh
bfett81: FAIL
bfett81: ok, your turn
SimplyRedRyan: ORLY, false adver?
SimplyRedRyan: huh?
SimplyRedRyan: helro
SimplyRedRyan: ?
bfett81: nah, just...selective in the photo she chose
bfett81: on her profile pic
SimplyRedRyan: oic
SimplyRedRyan: k
SimplyRedRyan: don't make fun
SimplyRedRyan: k
SimplyRedRyan: Got a manicure and Pedicure tonight
SimplyRedRyan: I get there
SimplyRedRyan: k
SimplyRedRyan: I'm good for about 5 per yr
SimplyRedRyan: k
SimplyRedRyan: whatever
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SimplyRedRyan: and good sanitation
SimplyRedRyan: right?
SimplyRedRyan: anyhow
bfett81: don't worry, i approve of your vaguely homoerotic behavior
bfett81: continue
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SimplyRedRyan: BUT
SimplyRedRyan: but, this girl was incredibly
SimplyRedRyan: ruby red lipstick, cool jeans, kicking body
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SimplyRedRyan: fake tits
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bfett81: nice
bfett81: i'd hit that
SimplyRedRyan: so, she asked me if I like Vietnamese women
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bfett81: lol
SimplyRedRyan: she's 40 and looks like
bfett81: you playa
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SimplyRedRyan: so she showed me her new phone
SimplyRedRyan: and we exchanged numbers
SimplyRedRyan: she brought me a bowl of dum dums
SimplyRedRyan: pops, er whatever
SimplyRedRyan: and said it was our valentine
SimplyRedRyan: lol
SimplyRedRyan: cheese, but yet, cool
bfett81: ****ing awesome

Simply Red 02-13-2009 11:20 PM

Ownage evening. HFVD!


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