Another day of slacking off.... I'm going to have to do something productive Monday or I think I will go crazy.

Hello, Cntrygal

Hey there Joie!

How have you been?

Who the...what the...?

Hello, Gawd Damned Nebraskan

Oh, that's right. I remember you now. I thought you died.

Did you send flowers to my funeral?

Doing okay. Managed to sleep until 5am today! woohoo! I'm hoping for 6 tomorrow. :D

Oh my. I slept til 7 and then took a two hour nap in the early afternoon.

I was going to but I spent the money on beer and weed instead.

hate to cut this short, but it's bedtime.


Goodnight

Night Joie!

See you next month?

you ****ing pothead

That was a long time ago.

He's from Nebraska.

He actually mean't REAL weed, not MJ.

Ten minutes is a long time to a stoner.

night.....................................

Anything interesting going on tonight?

I just tossed a cricket out of my house.
Now the mofo's making a racket outside my window.

Other than some short-lived chick-on-chick action between Cntrygal and Joie, no.

teach you to **** with nature

I hat crickets. A lot. You should have killed it.

Too bad I missed that. Pictures?

I think he's saying cricket language for "Don't taze me, bro!"

I miss everything.

So yeah, I was at a party tonight, and I saw this chick that reminded me of Carrie Underwood. Man I couldn't stop staring at her. I wanted to bone her somethin' fierce.

Didn't you go to the Festivus?

11pm. Time for your milk and cookies and beddie bye?

You should have approached that chick. What made her remind you of Carrie Underwood? A guy who looked ike TOony Romo had his c*ck in her mouth?













(ouch!)

She was clearly with someone. But man she was hot.

Put it in the spank bank

Yes. Phil's beans are excellent. He got drunk and made an ass of himself. And I was worshipped by many. Talked to Boomer's momma and she had tons of interesting things to say. I think we're gonna get a "football moms" article together if we can.

Yes, 11PM.I'm getting up in 7 hours. Going to Sports Nutz, and then to the gate by 7:30.

Seriously jealous. Have fun. Don't get too drunk. Wear a helmet.

HAVE FUN! :)

WRONG!

Get waaaaaaaaaay too drunk.

Well shit. I'll see you at Sports Nutz.

I plan on it, but there's no way I'm going to sleep before 1AM.

You were right, Phobia, one of the few to not post in here....

BUT

Now's your chance!

I haven't been in here in awhile. What's been going on?

Nothing, as usual, how's the newest baby?

Hey welcome back Reerun_KC

hey, yeah! How did the test go?

She's doing good. All positive reports from the doctors since we left the hospital. Now, if we could convince her that she doesn't need to eat every 2 hours during the middle of the night.

Wonderful news, then! Glad to hear it, let the little one eat anytime she wants, at least for a few more months.

ahh, I don't miss those midnight extravaganzas......

Not so well....

I failed the single engine out part.... Have to re take it soon....

But now I am in Dallas and have a Flight Instructor Check ride tomorrow at 8 am.....

I'm always too worried about SIDS and things like that to even care what the baby does during the first few months. We had a choking scare one night with our 2nd boy....from then on, I really don't care as long as they are healthy and breathing.

darn it, I wanted a cheap flight to vegas in a few months.....
JK - sorry to hear it, but as the ol addage goes, knock off the dust and get back on! Say hello to the Big D for me and good luck tomorrow.

True that, true that. Enjoy the small stuff too, that's one thing that I remember most. I always hit the "remember this" button in my head hundreds of times a day with smiles, looks, new discoveries, etc.

I talk a big talk, but I'm all softy.

Im either late or early for the pm thread , so good day ga-goons ....

ga-goon?

late nite wanders ...

I thought we were all Pussys?
I don't remember having a vote to change it to ga-goon.....

Hi

i've decided I have done everything i set out to do in life and now i am just going to retire and wait to die. Compeditors bested, wars won, I am done, time to downsize my apartment into something smaller and drink margaritas in the sun till it's time to go.

I'm not. Maybe soon though.

pussy

OK, what the hell is the deal with people at the c-store or bank, etc, who insist on standing 10 ft behind the person in line in front of them? It's really getting on my nerves, if you're one of them please stop.

And why is it every time I go out to lunch at a fast-food restaurant or even to get a Coke at the Kwik Shop anymore the cashier asks me if I'd like to donate a $1 or buy some ****ing coupon book for charity? Jeez, I'm not made of money, just give me my ****ing Big Mac and shut the hell up.

I only stand 9 1/2 feet back.

peterbeater on FIYA!

Me: Are you in line?

Idiot: Yes.

Me: Well get the hell up there and act like it then.

Now you're just out of line bug.

I graduated college did the corporate world deal for awhile had sucess. Had many great times in life traveled the world Saw everything I want to see. I don't feel the need to go through anymore grinds. Time to hang up the old work boots and take it easy.

Aren't you like 27?

Is that what it is? They're not aware of their surroundings? When someone is doing this I usually assume they have some kind of phobia of being close to others, so I keep creeping up closer and invade their space but they still don't seem to get it. So that's obviously not it.

LMAO...Me today at lunch at KFC.



Me: Are you In Line?

Asian Dude [not sure if he speaks english, and hes standing 10 feet behind the front counter, and ther is nobody in front of him]: *Stare*

Me: Excuse me, are you in line?

Asian Dude: Me?

Me: Yes.

Asian Dude: Yes, the lady in front of me has a big order and is waiting for it so I dont want to go up there.

Me: So you are in line?

Asian Dude: Yes.

Me: Okay....

Asian Dude: *Finally goes to the counter and orders what he wanted*

I am 26. Thank god I finally made it. It feels phenominal. Had the big house, the drugs, the traveling the 9-5. Ahhh i might pick up a part time job at hobby lobby to keep me busy.

What do you do now?

Plus you've already accomplished the greatest goal...

15,000 posts on the Planet!

I work at an insurance company. Went through prison that was high school graduated college moved up in the coporate world. Got to touch some peoples hearts loved everyone but there comes a point where you are always wanting bigger stuff and nicer, but I am going to start downsizing and live my the rest of my life out in a one bedroom apartment maybe get netflix or something and wait to die. It feels great to look back at the scrapbook that is my brain. thank you everyone

Hello everyone.

ROFL Did they ask you to donate $1 for anything?

Dude, what happened?

Um...they asked me if I wanted to donate $1 for 2 Biscuit Chicken Bites...does that count?