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keg in kc 02-11-2009 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 5481990)
Not getting pussy is his Karma payback i think.

That's a really shitty payback. Trust me. I know.

ChiefsCountry 02-11-2009 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5481819)
A fat chick isn't used to getting attention from guys she thinks are cute. If you're nice to them, they're putty in your hands. Even if you act like a jerk, they'll still respond and talk to you.

From many nights of being a wingman, this is so true.

Hammock Parties 02-11-2009 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 5481990)
Not getting pussy is his Karma payback i think.

Retro-active payback? Like, the karma god KNEW I was gonna be a dick in advance?

Hammock Parties 02-11-2009 10:19 PM

Jesus, another fatty chasing me:

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I flippin' love the gay photo! You might want to reconider the whole hating mushrooms thing though, they do absolutely nothing nutritious wise but are AWESOME on pizza. Also, if I had that jacket... I would totally sport it too so your not alone! ps- I like cheese too, oh and your profile, that was a fun read!!! You rock.

Frazod 02-11-2009 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5482032)
Retro-active payback? Like, the karma god KNEW I was gonna be a dick in advance?

I've gotta ask - are you playing us like Midnight Vulture did? I'm really starting to question things now.

Wouldn't it be ironic if you were actually a stockbroker with a wife and three kids.

Hammock Parties 02-11-2009 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5482059)
I've gotta ask - are you playing us like Midnight Vulture did? I'm really starting to question things now.

Wouldn't it be ironic if you were actually a stockbroker with a wife and three kids.

When was the last time anyone met GoChiefs in person, anyway? :hmmm:

BigRock 02-11-2009 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5481840)
bfett81: i want to be with the beautiful people

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DaKCMan AP 02-12-2009 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5481840)
Well that was fun.

That's cruel, especially since you're still fat and ugly, live at home, don't have a real job, don't have friends and have major social and behavioral issues. You shouldn't be throwing other people's deficiencies in their face.

Fire Me Boy! 02-12-2009 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5481840)
Well that was fun.

That was pretty classless. I expected more from you, especially considering you used to be 300 pounds yourself.

Iowanian 02-12-2009 08:15 AM

The planet should track down that girl, and send her links to old gochiefs threads and photos of him when he was the human garbage bag of gravy.

Hammock Parties 02-12-2009 03:42 PM

Look at all the white knights in this thread, standing up for someone's screen name. ROFL

Iowanian 02-12-2009 03:49 PM

Look at the douchebag, being an asshole on purpose to someone behind a screen name, who didn't do anything to deserve it.

When they catch you beating off at the Library to ewok porn, I hope they throw the book at you, a big book. I also hope about that time, you realize you've used gorilla glue for lube by accident.

Hammock Parties 02-12-2009 03:51 PM

I am rubber you are glue.

sedated 02-12-2009 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5481840)
bfett81: i'm trying to go on a high-fat crash diet
bfett81: to gain weight
angelnmaroon: i can tell

ROFL

Hammock Parties 02-13-2009 04:38 PM

Wow, this chick wants me to drive down and meet her. I am aroused. She was also short and into casual encounters. :evil:

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ME:suits you

A GIRL:thanks... I like it too... just wish my hair was longer

ME:that would probably be really hot...grow it out and post some photos! :)

A GIRL:I will lol...

ME:awesome!

ME:what should i do with my hair? :(

A GIRL:keep it short... you have a cute face and should show it off

ME:yeah i agree

ME:lol

ME:don't sweat the short thing...short girls are fun

ME:you can pick 'em up :)

A GIRL:oh haha I know, I like being short... I just get alot of crap from my friends about it

ME:they're jealous of your looks lol

A GIRL:oh yes... that must be it

ME:seriously...girls are so jealous

ME:i have two sisters

ME:lol you eat a lot....

ME:some people have all the luck

A GIRL:ya, girls do tend to get jelouse... and yepperz! I eat constantly

A GIRL:funny that ud say that b I'm eating chinese food right now :)


ME:lol

ME:what kind?

A GIRL:terriaki Chicken with fried rice mmmm... I love it

ME:ha...you're odd

ME:your job sounds cool

ME:you'll be on E! in 10 yrs

A GIRL:I am odd and yes I have the greatest job EVER

ME:or swimming in fish piss, who knows

A GIRL:I'll be happy either way...

A GIRL:so where is Spring tx?


ME:north houston

ME:it's out of the city so i like it

A GIRL:oh ok... well if you ever make it down to NAME OF CITY I AM NOT DISPENSING FOR FEAR OF COCKBLOCKERY let me know

ME:haha...for some flied lice?

A GIRL:?haha ok... and you call me odd?

ME:lice = rice

ME:stupid chinese accent

ME:sorry, trying too hard lol

A GIRL:lol... well i would have said 'fwide wice' thats more like how they say it lol

ME:so you're blonde now or brunette?

A GIRL:brunette, but I'm a natural blonde... when I got hired at my job they made me cut and dye it

ME:very interesting

ME:what is it you do exactly?

A GIRL:I'm a spokesmodel... basically I'm a walking billboard for the city

ME:you get hit on a lot doing that?

A GIRL:I suppose... but only by drunk guys at bars and clubs haha...

A GIRL:its hard to take that as a compliment


ME:lol...no kidding

ME:beauty is a curse!

A GIRL:you would know right?

A GIRL:you get hit on a lot too?


ME:lol well you wouldn't believe me if i told you the story...but maybe tomorrow night

A GIRL:hmmm, idk, I'm pretty gullible

A GIRL:why not tonight?


ME:tired

ME:i should be asleep already

ME:you're fun, i'll talk at ya later

A GIRL:well then go to bed and well talk more tomorrow... i should be sleeping too


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