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Buck 09-20-2007 11:09 PM

Wait...You work in the TV industry?

Buehler445 09-20-2007 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel
Yeah, I write TV commercials, radio ads, billboards, etc. Haven't you seen my previous attention-whoring posts? JEEZ!

Sorry, I's a n00b

TinyEvel 09-20-2007 11:17 PM

Here's my calling card...

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UEVa2swtC10"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UEVa2swtC10" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

It's getting 1,000 hits a day

Buck 09-20-2007 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel
Hey, I just found out that someone posted a Mitsubishi commercial that I wrote on YouTube. THe spot was from 2003.

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2YZoiguNB4c"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2YZoiguNB4c" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

I've never seen that commercial...

You just had to get that Drag in there didn't you?

Buck 09-20-2007 11:18 PM

"So buy here a beer, its the reason you're here;
Mighty Wingman;
You're takin' one for the team...so your buddy can live the dream...
Wiiingmaaaaaaann!!!"

TinyEvel 09-20-2007 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
I've never seen that commercial...

You just had to get that Drag in there didn't you?

LOL. It didn't make it in the 30-second version. Blame the director. He was FRENCH!

Buehler445 09-20-2007 11:25 PM

Tiny you need to put those fukered pictures of your face back up. Those were entertaining.

Hammock Parties 09-20-2007 11:26 PM

I always thought the Junior Investment Banker was hotter.

TinyEvel 09-20-2007 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE
I always thought the Junior Investment Banker was hotter.

SHE WAS. SHE WAS A GOSH DARN FREKIN NUGGET!

But we couldn't put a fat chick with a femullet in there. I would have been a PR nightmare.
Plus, too cliche' Too easy. Like saying Huard has no long game.

So we made her personality the unattractive thing. But, yeah, she was damn fine in person.

The dancing hottie wasn't so bad either, She was a model.

TinyEvel 09-20-2007 11:31 PM

BTW: the lyric ws originally

...a buzzkill mortgage banker...


but the lawyers thought the term "buzzkill" implied overconsumption and made us remove it.

Buck 09-20-2007 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel
BTW: the lyric ws originally

...a buzzkill mortgage banker...


but the lawyers thought the term "buzzkill" implied overconsumption and made us remove it.

Didn't you do some of the Happy Cows commercials?

TinyEvel 09-21-2007 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
Didn't you do some of the Happy Cows commercials?

Yeah. The one where the cow goes into the sprinker, it goes slo-mo and Styx "Lady" plays.

My buddy is the VO at the end who says "Great Cheese comes from Happy Cows. Happy Cows come from California...

He made like 40 grand the first year. Bought a WICKED RV with the dough.

Bob Dole 09-21-2007 12:55 AM

Titty ****er, donkey ****er, monkey ****er, douche!

DaneMcCloud 09-21-2007 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel
Yeah. The one where the cow goes into the sprinker, it goes slo-mo and Styx "Lady" plays.

My buddy is the VO at the end who says "Great Cheese comes from Happy Cows. Happy Cows come from California...

He made like 40 grand the first year. Bought a WICKED RV with the dough.

I was at a company that licensed music for some of those commercials. The best (which never aired) had two cows talking and admiring a female's "breasts".

One of the cows said "Hey, check those out!"

#2 said "Fake".

luv 09-21-2007 01:58 AM

Where the hell did this come from?

007 09-21-2007 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Where the hell did this come from?

Hell if I know.

Bugeater 09-21-2007 04:52 AM

What is the meaning of this rubbish?

crazycoffey 09-21-2007 07:12 AM

I wish I went into advertising, but I'm not creative enough, live in the midwest and didn't have a degree, so I was fuuked.....


I didn't know tiny did wingman. That's freakin funny.

TinyEvel 09-21-2007 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud
I was at a company that licensed music for some of those commercials. The best (which never aired) had two cows talking and admiring a female's "breasts".

One of the cows said "Hey, check those out!"

#2 said "Fake".


That was one of the first, and best.

Two bulls are talking..

"You're from out of state, right?"

"yeah"

"THe women are different out here.

"how come"

I dunno, all the grass adn sunshine I guess...whoa!"

(cow goes walking by. Medium shot of her udders)

"Those are real!"

We ended up having to run it with "Hey, do you work out?" at the end, but we have it with the original line too.

crazycoffey 09-21-2007 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel
That was one of the first, and best.

Two bulls are talking..

"You're from out of state, right?"

"yeah"

"THe women are different out here.

"how come"

I dunno, all the grass adn sunshine I guess...whoa!"

(cow goes walking by. Medium shot of her udders)

"Those are real!"

We ended up having to run it with "Hey, do you work out?" at the end, but we have it with the original line too.


can I have a job? I'll move to CA for a job there.... I would be a long shot, and a hard sell to your boss, but what do you say?

TinyEvel 09-21-2007 05:55 PM

Sorry, we don't have any opening for law enforcing....(what's the other thing you're doing?)

TinyEvel 09-21-2007 05:56 PM

BEesides, most of the time you're just someone's b*tch.

"Move this here, use this pic, make this bigger, make it say this. etc.

Cntrygal 09-21-2007 07:10 PM

hey all!

Hammock Parties 09-21-2007 07:12 PM

Work that mic you slut.

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/2...r371296qy4.gif

Bugeater 09-21-2007 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Cntrygal
hey all!

Hi! Now fix your location...

Cntrygal 09-21-2007 08:01 PM

oops! :D

KCChiefsMan 09-21-2007 08:05 PM

I gots me a sixer of St Pauli Girl and am contemplating drinking it

Bugeater 09-21-2007 08:05 PM

Are you back at Ellsworth yet?

Cntrygal 09-21-2007 08:16 PM

I got back Saturday night. :)

It only took 44 hours of travel to get here. :eek:

crazycoffey 09-21-2007 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel
Sorry, we don't have any opening for law enforcing....(what's the other thing you're doing?)


the other thing? I'm just being someone's bitch....

Bugeater 09-21-2007 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Cntrygal
I got back Saturday night. :)

It only took 44 hours of travel to get here. :eek:

You're not in Krygystan anymore, you didn't have to travel by mule.

2112 09-21-2007 08:24 PM

It's ''The Legendary 10PM thread'' hosted by CrazyCoffey.

Good evening everybody! it seems like old times.

It's just like riding a bike.

2112 09-21-2007 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cntrygal
I got back Saturday night. :)

It only took 44 hours of travel to get here. :eek:

Just in time to see the Bills and the Steelers :spock:

Bugeater 09-21-2007 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill Parcells
It's ''The Legendary 10PM thread'' hosted by CrazyCoffey.

Good evening everybody! it seems like old times.

It's just like riding a bike.

Shut up n00b!

Cntrygal 09-21-2007 08:26 PM

traveling by mule across the ocean really would've sucked.

Hammock Parties 09-21-2007 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill Parcells

It's just like riding a bike.

I tell you what I'd like to ride...

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/4194/sscap57bm3.jpg

Cntrygal 09-21-2007 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill Parcells
Just in time to see the Bills and the Steelers :spock:

Luckily - everything from Sunday is a haze.

ImmodiumAD 09-21-2007 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater
Shut up n00b!

Who the **** are you calling n00b?

You backwoods country time lemonade Nebraska farmer! :cuss:

JuicesFlowing 09-21-2007 08:30 PM

the Seinfeld thread?

why can't i upload an avatar?

JuicesFlowing 09-21-2007 08:32 PM

tonight it's Sam Adam's Octoberfest.

Hammock Parties 09-21-2007 08:33 PM

That's it, Carrie. Show me your "Oh" face!

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/7735/sscap44dw0.jpg

Bugeater 09-21-2007 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JuicesFlowing
the Seinfeld thread?

why can't i upload an avatar?

Holy shit! It's a friggin' n00b invasion!

Bugeater 09-21-2007 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cntrygal
traveling by mule across the ocean really would've sucked.

Oh, you're talking total travel time. I thought it took you that long to get from B-more to S.D.

Hammock Parties 09-21-2007 08:38 PM

Carrie in post-coital bliss/exhaustion.

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2658/sscap1vf7.jpg

Cntrygal 09-21-2007 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater
Oh, you're talking total travel time. I thought it took you that long to get from B-more to S.D.


Yeah.. total time. I'm not counting the time from when we dropped our bags off and had to sit in a building waiting for a ride to the flightline. That would be an additional 7 hours and down right depressing. LOL

Cntrygal 09-21-2007 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater
Holy shit! It's a friggin' n00b invasion!


No shit. I think some lotion & a towel is in order - and for safety - discontinued use of all electronic devices.

luv 09-21-2007 08:48 PM

WTF is going on in here?

Bugeater, are you causing trouble again?

Cntrygal 09-21-2007 08:50 PM

Hey there luv!

2112 09-21-2007 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cntrygal
Luckily - everything from Sunday is a haze.

I hear that.

2112 09-21-2007 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv
WTF is going on in here?

Bugeater, are you causing trouble again?

It's papasmurf's daughter! :clap:

What's happening!

luv 09-21-2007 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cntrygal
Hey there luv!

Hey! God, I need a beer!

crazycoffey 09-21-2007 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill Parcells
It's ''The Legendary 10PM thread'' hosted by CrazyCoffey.

Good evening everybody! it seems like old times.

It's just like riding a bike.


who are you again?

Bugeater 09-21-2007 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv
WTF is going on in here?

Bugeater, are you causing trouble again?

Me? No way. :shake:

2112 09-21-2007 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey
who are you again?

MT. Turdmore

2112 09-21-2007 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater
Me? No way. :shake:

What's up Bugeater!

luv 09-21-2007 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater
Me? No way. :shake:

Hey! What are you doing in November around the 17th?

Cntrygal 09-21-2007 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv
Hey! God, I need a beer!


I need some decent sleep. This waking up at 3 am - sucks.

luv 09-21-2007 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cntrygal
I need some decent sleep. This waking up at 3 am - sucks.

Hard time getting readjusted?

crazycoffey 09-21-2007 09:03 PM

then go to sleep, welcome home, BTW - cntry

2112 09-21-2007 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey
then go to sleep, welcome home, BTW - cntry

Easier said than done. I remember when the Yankees started the 04 season in Japan, they said they were ****ed up for weeks after that, trying to readjust.

Cntrygal 09-21-2007 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv
Hard time getting readjusted?

The first couple nights, I slept for an hour. I was exhausted all day - but at night (daytime over there lol).... I just couldn't sleep. Now I'm getting about 5 (not consecutive) hours... but this morning I woke up wide awake at 3 (went to bed about midnight)....

Bugeater 09-21-2007 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill Parcells
What's up Bugeater!

Who are you?

Cntrygal 09-21-2007 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey
then go to sleep, welcome home, BTW - cntry

Thanks - I'll be going to bed soon.

Bugeater 09-21-2007 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv
Hey! What are you doing in November around the 17th?

Hell, I don't know, that's two months away. Why do you ask?

Cntrygal 09-21-2007 09:10 PM

btw bp... good luck against the fishies. I hope you kick their ass.

Hammock Parties 09-21-2007 09:12 PM

That's right, Carrie. Grab my 10-pound lunker.

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/4...rrie07bmj5.jpg

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1...rrie07aky1.jpg

luv 09-21-2007 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater
Hell, I don't know, that's two months away. Why do you ask?

Shot ya a PM.

Cntrygal 09-21-2007 09:17 PM

Night.

Hopefully I won't see ya all in a couple hours.

luv 09-21-2007 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cntrygal
Night.

Hopefully I won't see ya all in a couple hours.

See you at 3AM. :p

crazycoffey 09-21-2007 09:19 PM

nighty

2112 09-21-2007 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cntrygal
btw bp... good luck against the fishies. I hope you kick their ass.

Thanks!

You kick those wicked cheetahs ass this Sunday!

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/430/cheatah7an0.jpg

TinyEvel 09-21-2007 09:34 PM

Hmpfh!

Bugeater 09-21-2007 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GOATSE
That's right, Carrie. Grab my 10-pound lunker.

OK, that made me laugh.

Bugeater 09-21-2007 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel
Hmpfh!

Pfft.

luv 09-21-2007 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel
Hmpfh!

Hey. Nice commercials.

TinyEvel 09-21-2007 09:42 PM

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I know what you really want to see....

luv 09-21-2007 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel
I know what you really want to see....

Those aren't bad either.

Cntrygal 09-22-2007 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
See you at 3AM. :p

WOOHOO!!! :clap: I slept until 5am! :p

stumppy 09-22-2007 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Cntrygal
WOOHOO!!! :clap: I slept until 5am! :p


Slacking off since you got stateside ?

Cntrygal 09-22-2007 07:19 AM

LOL... actually...

Yes.

:D


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