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Delano 02-09-2009 06:31 PM
Clayton has made it to Connecticut.

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Hammock Parties 02-11-2009 08:47 PM
So I uploaded some new photos...and now fat bitches are coming after me like I'm wearing a cake suit. LeeAnn told me not to give fat bitches attention, but like a reerun I was nice and now I find myself chatting with FOUR of these jabbas all at once. I feel like Miss Hannigan in "Annie,"....only instead of "little girls, little girls," it's "FATTY GIRLS, FATTY GIRLS...Everywhere I turn I can see them!"

keg in kc 02-11-2009 08:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5481635)
So I uploaded some new photos...and now fat bitches are coming after me like I'm wearing a cake suit. LeeAnn told me not to give fat bitches attention, but like a reerun I was nice and now I find myself chatting with FOUR of these jabbas all at once. I feel like Miss Hannigan in "Annie,"....only instead of "little girls, little girls," it's "FATTY GIRLS, FATTY GIRLS...Everywhere I turn I can see them!"
Send 'em a link to this post, that'll take care of your problem.

bevis369 02-11-2009 09:24 PM
Fatlock:whackit::hump:

Fairplay 02-11-2009 09:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5481635)
So I uploaded some new photos...and now fat bitches are coming after me like I'm wearing a cake suit. LeeAnn told me not to give fat bitches attention, but like a reerun I was nice and now I find myself chatting with FOUR of these jabbas all at once. I feel like Miss Hannigan in "Annie,"....only instead of "little girls, little girls," it's "FATTY GIRLS, FATTY GIRLS...Everywhere I turn I can see them!"


I have sympathy for you which is unusual. I would suggest to stop contacting them through the beloved internet. That is all.

luv 02-11-2009 09:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5481635)
So I uploaded some new photos...and now fat bitches are coming after me like I'm wearing a cake suit. LeeAnn told me not to give fat bitches attention, but like a reerun I was nice and now I find myself chatting with FOUR of these jabbas all at once. I feel like Miss Hannigan in "Annie,"....only instead of "little girls, little girls," it's "FATTY GIRLS, FATTY GIRLS...Everywhere I turn I can see them!"
A fat chick isn't used to getting attention from guys she thinks are cute. If you're nice to them, they're putty in your hands. Even if you act like a jerk, they'll still respond and talk to you.

Trust me.

Hammock Parties 02-11-2009 09:37 PM
Well that was fun.

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angelnmaroon: the band? or the food?
angelnmaroon: and if food, what kind? i'm picky
bfett81: you don't appear to be too picky
angelnmaroon: huh?
bfett81: you like food, we all do
bfett81: it's cool
angelnmaroon: um k
bfett81: feeding your partner can be very sexual
bfett81: what i lovingly fed you great hunks from an ice cream cake?
angelnmaroon: you are an interesting guy
angelnmaroon: i don't really like ice cream cake
bfett81: http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
bfett81: pick any three items
bfett81: and we'll have a good time
angelnmaroon: god that looks disgusting
bfett81: what about a nice 72oz prime rib?
bfett81: slathered in barbecue sauce?
bfett81: we'll blindfold you
angelnmaroon: no thanks
angelnmaroon: make it 6oz and i'd order it, no bbq sauce
bfett81: you like to eat right, is that it?
angelnmaroon: is what it? i'm really confused as to what you're trying to get at here
bfett81: just asking a question
bfett81: what do you like to eat
angelnmaroon: favorite is steak, but even half of the 72oz would make me sick
angelnmaroon: love fruit
angelnmaroon: avocadoes
bfett81: angelnmaroon: avocadoes
bfett81: oops
bfett81: avocadoes eh?
angelnmaroon: and cheese
angelnmaroon: yup
bfett81: cheese is awesome
angelnmaroon: pineapple is my favorite fruit
bfett81: what if we got like a great big vat of melted cheese and just swam in it naked?
angelnmaroon: i hate chocolate cake and brownies
angelnmaroon: lol
angelnmaroon: sounds interesting
bfett81: well see
bfett81: i'm trying to go on a high-fat crash diet
bfett81: to gain weight
angelnmaroon: i can tell
angelnmaroon: i don't know that swimming naked would help you gain weight
bfett81: because all these fat women keep messaging me, but i don't feel like i live up to their standards...so you know, i want to fit in...or rather, not fit in any of my clothes
angelnmaroon: horrible problem
angelnmaroon: goodwill has large size clothing i'm sure
bfett81: fat is beautiful
bfett81: i want to be with the beautiful people
angelnmaroon: lol
angelnmaroon: fat is not beautiful
bfett81: you are! you are beautiful in ways jenifer aniston could never be
angelnmaroon: i don't think i'm fat
angelnmaroon: but thanks
bfett81: i really want to be with a fat chick, but if you don't have the self confidence in your own obesity then i don't think this will work out
bfett81: sorry
angelnmaroon: lol
bfett81:
angelnmaroon: you are hilarious
bfett81: i'll try the local sizzler
angelnmaroon: yeah, probably good idea
bfett81: a big tubby beauty will be in there for sure
angelnmaroon: or places that sell that crap on the website
bfett81: oh yeah!
bfett81: i'm gonna put some of those bacon donuts on my dick and let her go to town
angelnmaroon: LOL
angelnmaroon: that's horrible
bfett81: i have a pretty huge dick, so i need like a dozen donuts, you know?
angelnmaroon: whatever you need, you should buy
bfett81: if you would just admit your fatness, we could be together, it would be beautiful
bfett81: see the beautiful thing about you, not only are you a big sexy tubby beauty, but you have a great, misshapen nose, and there are so few of those rare gems in the world....so i'm kinda turned on right now
angelnmaroon: wow i have never met a ruder guy
bfett81: but you are so beautiful!
bfett81:
bfett81: don't go
bfett81: i want to rest lovingly in your sweet folds of fat...like a baby
angelnmaroon: you're an asshole
bfett81: why do fat chicks always reject me? i just want to be loved
angelnmaroon: i take back the luck i gave you for the job in tucson
bfett81: look do you not realize how unique you are? all these stupid skinny bitches today are such cookie cutter little wenches....i want someone unique and voluptuous....a sexy fattie!
angelnmaroon: right
angelnmaroon: goodnight
bfett81: don't go!
bfett81: DON'T LEAVE ME!
bfett81: I HAVE CHEESE OF MANY KINDS! WE CAN EAT CHEESE IN BED TOGETHER IN DALLAS THIS WEEKEND!
angelnmaroon: i'd rather not
bfett81: but you love cheese
angelnmaroon: yes, but i clearly do not like you
bfett81: i want to feed your chubby sweet face
bfett81: do you have any sexy fatty friends? i want to watch you two wrestle naked in a kiddie pool of melted cheese
angelnmaroon: no i have all skinny freinds
bfett81: see, you are the hottest of them all
bfett81: they are probably all jealous
angelnmaroon: i'm blocking you
angelnmaroon: lots of luck on gaining weight dude
bfett81: **** off you fat ****
angelnmaroon: wow, such sweet sexy words
angelnmaroon: turns me on
angelnmaroon: asshole
bfett81: go ram some more cheese down your fat throat

Iowanian 02-11-2009 09:47 PM
You're a complete asshole.

When you break down and pay for an anus penetration at a fleamarket, You'll deserve the seeping blisters that show up in a month.



I laughed once....but she didn't deserve that.

Delano 02-11-2009 09:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5481904)
You're a complete asshole.

When you break down and pay for an anus penetration at a fleamarket, You'll deserve the seeping blisters that show up in a month.



I laughed once....but she didn't deserve that.
That was sad. Karma is going to kick Claythan's ass.

He will regain his weight and women will make fun of him.

luv 02-11-2009 09:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5481904)
You're a complete asshole.

When you break down and pay for an anus penetration at a fleamarket, You'll deserve the seeping blisters that show up in a month.



I laughed once....but she didn't deserve that.
But look at how long she talked to him after she clearly knew what he was getting at.

keg in kc 02-11-2009 09:55 PM
That's pretty bad.

Just remember, you usually end up getting what you give.

luv 02-11-2009 09:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5481952)
That's pretty bad.

Just remember, you usually end up getting what you give.
She was much nicer than I would have been.

keg in kc 02-11-2009 09:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5481956)
She was much nicer than I would have been.
Somebody's desperate for attention and self-affirmation, and I don't mean her.

Hammock Parties 02-11-2009 10:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5481952)
That's pretty bad.

Just remember, you usually end up getting what you give.
I was really nice to another fat chick tonight. So it cancels out.

Fairplay 02-11-2009 10:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5481932)
That was sad. Karma is going to kick Claythan's ass.

Not getting pussy is his Karma payback i think.


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