What do you have to offer that other skating couples don't offer? Two dongs??

Main Entry: al·most
Function: adverb
Pronunciation: 'o l-"mOst, o l-'
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English ealm[AE]st, from eall + m[AE]st most
: very nearly but not exactly or entirely

Thank you, Professor Bugeater. So, what about allmost?

I really need a girlfriend. I wanted to **** everything that moved in the movie theater tonight. So, how you guys doin?

What did you see at the movies? A chick flick?

3:10 to Yuma. I saw some high school girls outside afterwards. Man, I wanted to destroy their pink bits.

You really are a danger to society.

:shake:

Hey, 17-year olds are legal in Texas. And I thank the baby Jesus for them everyday. Especially the ones that look 15.

You wanna **** the baby jesus? :shake: :shake: :shake: :shake:

By that you mean that you wanted to throw their cell phones on the ground, right? Or did they have some pink candy that you wanted to consume all of?

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Watch out --- the english teacher is in the class room... :)

Classroom is one word. You get a big fat F for the day.

I realized that after I already hit the enter button... I'm going to enter the sack now... Been a long day and a bad bad bad week... Later all...

Is that a run-on?

Not sure what you mean there... Not feeling to whoopy right now...

No --- not hungover or anything like that...

You mean I haven't killed this thread yet???

I just wanted to say Carrie Underwood looked SMOKING HOT the other night. God damn.

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you may be wrong about a few things, clayton, but dead on with those pics. I'd like to many bad things to that woman....

Hi guys!!!

hello

It will never die! :shake:

Kinda like Rock-n-Roll.

Ahem! :D

:harumph:

...Better. :)

alright, okay Jilly. Didn't realize she was a member.

What's up Red?

what do I have to do to be a member??

Buy the drinks.

This is correct.

ah man.... can't I buy around next week...I don't get paid til saturday!!!!

Red says I'm in!!!! mwaaahhaaahaa!!!

Outstanding! Good luck my friend!

How's the new position been treatin ya?

old milk sucks

Yeah your in; you can FedEx the drinks. :D

This thread will plummet to the bottom now that greg showed up. :D

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! Quit revealing my master plan! LMAO

You are the thread destroyer! :clap:


What's up man? ;)

Hope it gets better for ya.


Gotta check out early tonight 3am comes awfully early.


Nite Planet!

nite all

IT WILL NOT!

Muwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!


Nodda just still licking my wounds from last Sunday's dismal offensive showing.


Later dude! Love the avatar BTW! :D

Thanks man!

You are destroying the server also, good job! :thumb:

**** the server

bump for all the Planet drunks, hos and pimps.

who you callin a ho?

me

something won't let me go to the last page of this thread??? weird

hmmm...well, apparently my posting helped...

Mr. CC, that's just not nice.

LET'S fuck LIKE DOGS IN THE SAND!!!

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So I am guessing you would pick Her for you Island companion?

I dunno about you guys, but this dress is pretty hot. This right here is about as slutty as Carrie gets.

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No. I wouldn't want to do that to Carrie. I'd pick Herm Edwards, because you know he could get you home. Or at the very least, make you enjoy your stay on the island in an incredibly positive way.

LMAO

It's been five days...BUMP!

Where my Whiggahs at??!!

I are here Tiny

I really thought Luv would be the first to jump on.

anywho, whassup?!

Not much, just procrastinating going to bed. The Princess Bride is on Cinemax ROFL

How is Tiny tonight?

That is NOT the Princess Bride I remember.

Haha, this is the one with Andre the Giant;)

I checked out Cinimax here and it is showing its nightly skinemax programming.

Appologies Cinemax West

I'm chillin. Might hit the Medal of Honor in a bit.

Sounds like a good time. What version do you have?

Old school. Alied Asauly for Mac.

But check this out: Our agency is pitching the PS3 account, so we have setup a room with Every system: Wii, Xbox 360, PS2 and PS3 all on different flatscreens with all the games so we could research the gamer vibe. I was playing "Heavenly Sword" for PS3 with the long-red-haired Vixen laying waste to LOTR type fools.

Pretty sweet.

Don't eat the yellow snow ...

Sweet. What agency is this?

Hey, I just found out that someone posted a Mitsubishi commercial that I wrote on YouTube. THe spot was from 2003.

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You work for an ad company?

Yeah, I write TV commercials, radio ads, billboards, etc. Haven't you seen my previous attention-whoring posts? JEEZ!