No, this is one of those rare times that I'm speaking the truth.

Any n00bs want to volunteer for a rep experiment?

Wow...when did you do that??

Because Bob Dole is bored...

User is the target of a Saulbadguy rep conspiracy.

User is warpaint99 or one of his aliases. Please make him stop!

User has reached the bottom. Please consider suicidal options.

User is obviously a Goth Chick.

User is quite obviously a pillowbiter. Not that there's anything wrong with that....

User has no reputation. Please slide some charitable rep my way, beeeotch!

User 's ass looks big in those pants.

User has a great personality, really.

User knows how to correctly spell Chiefs and hasn't spammed the board,.... yet.

User does not suck ass.

User 's poop doesn't stink.

User has been to Tijuana and brought back a special gift, if you know what I mean.

User is a jewel in the rough, but so is RedNeckRaider and that should tell ya something. Set your goals higher, bumblepoop.

User is so, like, Oh My God - totally bogus and stuff.

User is drugfree and readily employable.

User has the beak of a buzzard and brays like an ass, but at least his/her breath is fresh and minty.

User has been here long enough to know Freakshow.

User is a splendid one to behold - ChiefsPlanet did not author this dumbassery. We don't know WTF it means, either.

User probably has butt acne or rectal polyps. Yeah, I'd say that's a pretty good bet.

User has much to be proud of - like conquering 7 different strains of Chlamydia and graduating Jr. High....

User hasn't won a home playoff game in 30 years.

User has a brilliant future - riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggghhht.

User holds a World Record in something so obscure, they've even forgotten what it was.

User wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? Here goes.

User doesn't wear diapers any longer but may again do so in the near future.

User is so famous, there is bound to be a website to whom it is dedicated. Check google or something, you lazy ass.

User is a rep whore. Please spread negative rep this way immediately.

User is a ChiefsPlant icon. When meeting this individual, please kneel and kiss the ring.

User is Kyle and YES he HAS cheated the rep system!

Usually I just drop the BS on the n00bs just to see what they'll believe.

Maybe Bob Dole can fix this spelling error since he's bored.

ROFLROFL

I reckonize some of these

:hmmm: I've never seen either of these.

That's funny. The highest rep level anyone can get, and it's misspelled.

Is Bob Dole telling me he's never noticed that?

user is the first reeruned, one arm, red-headed stepchild to be abandoned by CPS

or

user thought the tryout for “pros vs. joes” was a chance for a free date.

Yes! I am no longer a Chiefsplant Icon! PBJ

That is, indeed, what Bob Dole is telling you.

Hi..I'm new here..Hi everybody!!

Who the hell are you talking about..... Oh nevermind.