ChiefsPlanet - Funny Stuff New Conference re-alignment thread

Well I wanted to put in words you seem to understand. Ok, maybe not understand. But words you've been using. Well maybe not using. Just words that seem to describe your sexual frustration.

Ballsack, lube,Texas, lube, cock swallowing, lube, Texas.

All signs are pointing to something here.

Bearcat

10-11-2011 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish (Post 7986333)

If you could put this in an algorithm it would help.

Thrown together, but it's a start...

Code:

while (mySearchStatus == pending)

{

    currentConferenceStatus = unstable;

    myMentalComplex = superiority;

    yourMentalComplex = butthurt;

    speculationLevel = wild; 

    thumpChest (myMentalComplex, yourMentalComplex);

    theorize (speculationLevel);

    

    checkSearchStatus();

    if (mySearchStatus == approved) {

       fap;

       exit;

    }



    if (mySearchStatus == rejected) {   

       currentConferenceStatus = stable;

       myMentalComplex = rationalization;

       yourMentalComplex = arrogantAsshole;

       shotSelfinFoot = true;

       whine (shotSelfinFoot);

     }

)





...





while (yourSearchStatus == pending)

{

    currentConferenceStatus = stable;

    myMentalComplex = rationalization;

    yourMentalComplex = delusional;

    speculationLevel = moderate; 

    thumpChest (myMentalComplex, yourMentalComplex);

    theorize (speculationLevel);

    

    checkSearchStatus();

    if (yourSearchStatus == approved) {



       myMentalComplex = rationalization;

       yourMentalComplex = arrogantAsshole;

       myEOW = near; # (end of world)

       whine (myEOW);

    }



    if (yourSearchStatus == rejected) {

   

       myMentalComplex = troll;

       yourMentalComplex = defensiveness;

       fap;       

       exit;



     }

)

Pants

10-11-2011 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 7986495)

Thrown together, but it's a start...

Code:

while (mySearchStatus == pending)

{

    currentConferenceStatus = unstable;

    myMentalComplex = superiority;

    yourMentalComplex = butthurt;

    speculationLevel = wild; 

    thumpChest (myMentalComplex, yourMentalComplex);

    theorize (speculationLevel);

    

    checkSearchStatus();

    if (mySearchStatus == approved) {

       fap;

       exit;

    }



    if (mySearchStatus == rejected) {   

       currentConferenceStatus = stable;

       myMentalComplex = rationalization;

       yourMentalComplex = arrogantAsshole;

       shotSelfinFoot = true;

       whine (shotSelfinFoot);

     }

)





...





while (yourSearchStatus == pending)

{

    currentConferenceStatus = stable;

    myMentalComplex = rationalization;

    yourMentalComplex = delusional;

    speculationLevel = moderate; 

    thumpChest (myMentalComplex, yourMentalComplex);

    theorize (speculationLevel);

    

    checkSearchStatus();

    if (yourSearchStatus == approved) {



       myMentalComplex = rationalization;

       yourMentalComplex = arrogantAsshole;

       myEOW = near; # (end of world)

       whine (myEOW);

    }



    if (yourSearchStatus == rejected) {

   

       myMentalComplex = troll;

       yourMentalComplex = defensiveness;

       fap;       



     }

)

Holy ****ass.

LMAO

WilliamTheIrish

10-11-2011 11:48 AM

Holy shit! That's hilarious.

Can you add ballsack, ballwashing, cock swallowing, lube, Texas and anal to that under the category off ROYrunn?

Reerun_KC

10-11-2011 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 7986466)

I really like you as a person so I've been trying to just ignore your posts, but you say some of the dumbest shit, man. I mean, nobody ****ing wants Kansas at this point. The only reason MU is not "sucking the ball sack of Texas" (whatever the **** that even means) is because they might actually have options. What in the world do you want KU to do? Go independent? Jesus Christ, man.

I want KU to avoid a Non BCS conference in the near future... Would be nice to have them in the B1G or the PAC when it all shakes out. I would be thrilled if they would go there now and avoid this cluster**** of a conference.

|Zach|

10-11-2011 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReeTodd_KC (Post 7986512)

But what exactly do you want KU to do is what he is asking and it is fair.

You can't force other conferences to want KU.

Reerun_KC

10-11-2011 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish (Post 7986505)

Holy shit! That's hilarious.

Can you add ballsack, ballwashing, cock swallowing, lube, Texas and anal to that under the category off ROYrunn?

I have to give you one thing... No matter what, your infatuation with me is never ending.

for that I give you props...

Reerun_KC

10-11-2011 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 7986516)

But what exactly do you want KU to do is what he is asking and it is fair.

You can't force other conferences to want KU.

You are right and that is the frustrating part about it.

Pants

10-11-2011 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReeTodd_KC (Post 7986512)

How do you propose we achieve this? Do you think KU can call up B1G (ROFL) or PAC and just request an invite from them?

|Zach|

10-11-2011 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReeTodd_KC (Post 7986521)

You are right and that is the frustrating part about it.

But you seem to be pissed off at the actions of KU. I mean...they can't make magic happen.

WilliamTheIrish

10-11-2011 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 7986516)

But what exactly do you want KU to do is what he is asking and it is fair.

You can't force other conferences to want KU.

Hasn't he made it clear? He wants out!

Honestly, we all know it's ROYrunn contrarian schtick of late. It started with Herm. Nobody wanted Herm. But he figured if he yelled loud enough somebody would hear him.

Same thing here.

Reerun_KC

10-11-2011 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 7986522)

How do you propose we achieve this? Do you think KU can call up B1G (ROFL) or PAC and just request an invite from them?

If we were even remotely close to being a football school, I would suggest that we do that.

BUT since we are baskeball and a football after thought, its quite impossible to request an invite from anyone. I understand that.

Its just frustration that my beloved school has nothing to offer anyone... Therefore I vent about it here.

It just sucks sitting here waiting on this thing to sink before we end up anywhere.

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