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I hate this crap nothing is open till noon up-here on Sundays. Specially after I have planned around that fact. But she doesn't..... I have no choice at this point if I to sleep any time soon...
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**** all the dipshits posting every hack's twitter post on Manning.
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This month's "Maybe I'm Gay" item: the wife tells me she wants to start buying hand soap at Bath & Body Works. I grudgingly go. I call her and tell her what they have; she specifially wants the "foaming hand soap" because she doesn't like the thick gooey gel kind of hand soap. (Yeah. I know. You can tell she's married.) So I pick a bunch of fruity-flavored foaming hand soaps. And I'll be damned if they're not the best-smelling things I've ever experienced. I love that shit. I wash my hands just to sniff it. If B&BW ever made a pussy-scented foaming hand soap, and they made it with the quality that they make their fruit-flavored ones, they'd make a shitload of dough.
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I farted.
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Good morning wood.
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Ever notice that time never stops. Time has the same speed with 24hrs in a day, but notice how time seems to go fast when your having fun. Notice how when your not having fun like at a boring job time seems to go slow. It takes time to make time. To get time you have to adjust your time to make the time work your trying to get. Time is forever. Time never sleeps, time to see what time it is, time to figure out what to do with my time and not waist it. Am having a good time here. Now that I am having a good time how long will that last. Ooops that time has past what happend to the time? Does anyone know what time it is?
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Woah, there was argueing out side. Thought my neighbor lady was just about to get into a cat fight with another lady. Dang the lady drove off.
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Not of her but here is a nsfw gif of kitty porn. |
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