Yeah, a friend of mine didn't find the video just the pic.

I'm assuming it's based on Jack Lemon's name.

lol. It's definitely NOT what I thought it would be. I thought it would be something totally different. BOY was I wrong.

Thank God nobody else was around when I clicked on it on another board one day, I would have died if someone else was with me. ROFL

collective age of balls: 210

LMAO

I need all of the major contributors to the past 1000 posts of this thread to approach your monitors. Come up close and see if you can look inside a pixel.


now....close your eyes.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll...7m1so1_400.gif

that's my guy right there!
LOVE that movie.


I like 'em mustard n biscuits.



now....about that lemon pie. WTF IS IT!?

Well....aren't we all a happy family. I don't like dipshits, I don't like sissies and I don't like morAns and we've got one of each of them....

http://beaufortcountynow.com/uploads...9_630_pxlw.jpg

Who is the sissy?

I got a new tune in composition entitled "The Thrill." And it goes somethin' like this: "I stand on the hill, not for a thrill, but for the breath of a fresh kill. Never mind the man who contemplates doin' away with license plates. He stands alone, anyhow, bakin' the cookies of discontent by the heat of the laundromat vent. Leavin' his soul!" Then like in poetry I go dot-dot-dot, you know, kinda off center, then I drop down and then I go: "Leavin' his soul! And partin' the waters of the medulla oblongata of - -brrrrrr! - -mankind!"

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/KDKBJxRh_UU/hqdefault.jpg

Karl is off camera - he's the moron
Linda is the chick in the white Tee - she's the dipshit
Frank is the boy with the crossed arms - he's the sissy.

Luckily I was wearing my fightin' jeans.
http://www.retronaut.com/wp-content/...013/05/126.jpg

ROFL At least he is good at predicting the weather.

A Mercury is a good car. That's the car I was driving that day. I've had a lot of cars. Different kinds. Lot's of different kinds of cars. She was standing - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis.

[Scoffs]

You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?

http://cdnl.complex.com/mp/620/400/9...g_Blade(1).jpg

FYP

"Uhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm told you're the only people on the inner net wanna see my sex tape"

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9...qkdso1_500.gif

LMAO

If you listen close, I'll bet that gif sounds like a bullfrog croaking in the pale moon light......a mature bullfrog

reckon what you like to eat in there?
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/tqTWQiTlhKQ/hqdefault.jpg

well....we got lemon pie.....
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/y2aYNmfIDX0/hqdefault.jpg

he was on top of my mama havinn' his way with her, mmmmmhmmmmm

ah HA!
took a while.
had to paste the two things into a ****ing word doc! LMAO

OK...I'll buy that.



now....about that stupid PIE! :mad:

There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?

... come to find out my mother didn't really mind what Jesse was a doin' to her.

Mmmm, Lemon Pie!
 

****.

Went to Netflix instant hoping Sling Blade was there and it isn't.

Life isn't fair sometimes.

I'll stop on it every damn time I come across it.
it's sad....but I pretty much have the damn thing memorized.....mmm hmmm.

wasn't this ritters last movie?

This thread will seld destruct in 5....4...3...

When life hands you lemons, have a lemon party.

Their instant viewing selection ****ing blows.

I really don't know about Ritter, but I love it. I've watched it quite a few times myself.

Carl, what you doing with that lawnmower blade?

I aim to kill ye with it. Mmmmm

Truth. All they have is shitty B movies most of the time.

Not really.

For $8 a month I have plenty of instant selections I can watch. I'm content.

They have midget porn do they?

friggin awesome.
love the ominous buzzing sound in the background.....

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this is bullshit!
ya'll coulda told me.

**** it.

I'm leaving.

FOREVER! :mad:

I'm back.....:evil:

LMAO
did you look it up?

You're kidding me, they actually have that? ROFL

hell no!
I'm afraid too.
I'm at work and I already get into enough questionable shit as it is!!! ROFL

besides...like I said...I saw 2 girls and....damn....just....damn it...why did I look at that shit! (I mean....pudding.....because it ain't shit whatever it is...but still....)

when you get home look up 1 Guy 15 Pounds (or soething to that effect. might be like 15Kilos or something. I'm not sure.)

LMAO

I saw one on EFUKT last night that would make everyone here find my address and beat the shit out of me Airplane style.

lol. I looked at that site last night; got through about 2 pages lol.
I'm not sure what lurks beyond that.

"After the Tijuana Donkey Show" is the one I watched. Everyone here can take comfort that there was no donkey involved. It was still bad though.

oh...I think I saw a thumbnail of that one. JFC.
red on the face?

yes, the guys standing by the camera men were puking. lol

maybe I need to watch that tonight.
lol.

sicko.

I feel so bad talking about that crap here but this thread has me beet red and I'm having a ball. ROFL

LMAO

like how you go from grossed out to....maybe I'll watch that. ROFL

Nah, don't feel bad. The last 1000 post material has been pretty funny, IMO.

Ravishing rico Rude

Billay the list maker doesn't appreciate your comments

Name change time. And somebody shop the Rico Swaff character's head onto this photo.
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/06/06/mu5e6eva.jpg

Seconded

Billay Gunn

LMAO

There's nothing between him and us but a thin layer of gabardine!

Just for fun. I motion that the listmaker be revealed.

Stand behind your list sir!

That is up to them. I will reveal the listmaker to no one.

Ah, Chiefs Planet. I googled lemon party and while there is no question it is disturbing go ahead and check out tub girl if you dare.

If so, not in a tragic way. He did nearly a decade of TV after.

When shall we expect the rico timbone cake kiss?

We just want to be known as football players, man.

LMAO big time Ravishing Rick rep... "I WANT ALL YOU FAT, BUCKTOOTHED MINNESOTA HOUSEWIVES TO GET A GOOD LOOK AT A REAL MAN... HIT THE MUSIC!"

this list ain't got shit on me

The fro mullet, the porn stache, the act?

He was an all timer heel, used to crack me the hell up.

Well who could this be?

Who the heck was Hootie, I always see that posted but nobody ever explains it?

WTF? I don't even...
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A cool guy/ coffee table killer
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Sooo, I'm number one now... right!?

Don't keep me waiting, just go ahead and admit the truth.

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Hootie was the most badass poster to ever sleep in a urine stained bed. Coffee tables would shake with fear at his mere presence and skanks flocked to his hepatitis riddled lair. His farts smelled like lollipops and if you ever needed the coolest guy in the world to bring you your food or carry your bags to your room, he was your man.

Bowser needs to look at Lemon party at least.

Tell the list maker to suck my 4 inch penis

Buffalo Billy Bathsalt?

EFUKKKKKKT