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ShowtimeSBMVP 07-30-2013 08:00 PM

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Ceej 07-30-2013 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsandO'sfan (Post 9846403)

Real life Kenny ****ing Powers!

Pants 07-31-2013 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsFanatic (Post 9844278)
I hate it when dickhead cops tell people to shut up. How he writes the report, or if he issues a ticket, has direct implications on how the insurance will determine fault.

Has anyone seen this video? The police were compelled with a subpoena to release this dash cam video. They still claim that the dash cam on the first police car malfunctioned and did not record what happened before this video starts. Some people believe the police did nothing wrong, but the majority of people think what the police did was way over the top and not called for. A member of my extended family was a detective with the rank of Lt. in the KCPD vice department, and he believes that these police officers were out of line, but also told me that the way the woman turns could be considered "resisting" but overall the officers showed a lack of common sense, and that the first officer should have done a better job of assessing the situation. He also stated that the odds of the first officers dash cam malfunctioning or not recording were very low.

VIDEO: Man alleges misconduct by Mission, KS police

KCTV 5 STORY: KCTV STORY

That woman was banging on the door of a post office that had just closed and throwing rocks through the mail slot. The post office called the police and the woman did not comply when asked to cease and desist by the cops. That bitch is ****ing crazy. The video is edited by the husband. 'Nuff said.

This will all come out during trial. In the meantime, it's probably best to reserve judgement.

RockChalk 07-31-2013 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 9847006)
That woman was banging on the door of a post office that had just closed and throwing rocks through the mail slot. The post office called the police and the woman did not comply when asked to cease and desist by the cops. That bitch is ****ing crazy. The video is edited by the husband. 'Nuff said.

This will all come out during trial. In the meantime, it's probably best to reserve judgement.

For some people on this board (and in this world), police officers are wrong no matter what the evidence shows. It's best to not argue with them, because nothing will convince them otherwise. I go on just assuming the people that use this logic (that 100% of officer's are power abusers) despite evidence that indicates otherwise, are criminals or past criminals, themselves.

Omaha 07-31-2013 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 9847006)
That woman was banging on the door of a post office that had just closed and throwing rocks through the mail slot. The post office called the police and the woman did not comply when asked to cease and desist by the cops. That bitch is ****ing crazy. The video is edited by the husband. 'Nuff said.

This will all come out during trial. In the meantime, it's probably best to reserve judgement.

According to the comments, the case against her was dropped.

Baby Lee 07-31-2013 09:43 AM

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ChiefsFanatic 07-31-2013 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockChalk (Post 9847369)
For some people on this board (and in this world), police officers are wrong no matter what the evidence shows. It's best to not argue with them, because nothing will convince them otherwise. I go on just assuming the people that use this logic (that 100% of officer's are power abusers) despite evidence that indicates otherwise, are criminals or past criminals, themselves.

Well, I don't know if most of what they did was wrong, but I can see from a common sense viewpoint that they went about the entire thing the wrong way.

What I do know is that performing a cavity search in public isn't legal. Just recently a policewoman in Texas was fired and charged with two counts of sexual assault for performing a roadside cavity search on two women.

BigRedChief 08-01-2013 07:41 PM

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BigRedChief 08-01-2013 07:42 PM

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BigRedChief 08-01-2013 07:44 PM

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pr_capone 08-01-2013 08:20 PM

Tungsten Carbide Dremel VS. Thumbnail

http://i.imgur.com/HrZWpnU.jpg

R8RFAN 08-02-2013 05:53 AM

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Radar Chief 08-02-2013 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 9851981)
Tungsten Carbide Dremel VS. Thumbnail

http://i.imgur.com/HrZWpnU.jpg

Ouch.

DJ's left nut 08-02-2013 03:22 PM

Whoops...

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/mis...an%20Falls.gif

Note to the stupid old man - you don't grab a glass from the bottom of the damn champagne fountain. Haven't you ever played Jenga? Idiot.

bishop_74 08-02-2013 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9853439)
Whoops...

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/mis...an%20Falls.gif

Note to the stupid old man - you don't grab a glass from the bottom of the damn champagne fountain. Haven't you ever played Jenga? Idiot.

That is from Knoxville's new movie. He dresses as an old man and goes out and screws shit up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MSrAwbundle of sticksG4

Not sure why but I cant get it to embed

Baby Lee 08-02-2013 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bishop_74 (Post 9853446)
That is from Knoxville's new movie. He dresses as an old man and goes out and screws shit up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MSrAwpillowbiterG4

Not sure why but I cant get it to embed

ROFL ROFL - Announcing the distinguished guest, . . . Master A.W. Pillowbiter G4!!!

Johnny Vegas 08-02-2013 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bishop_74 (Post 9853446)
That is from Knoxville's new movie. He dresses as an old man and goes out and screws shit up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MSrAwpillowbiterG4

Not sure why but I cant get it to embed

video down. heres another link..

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/07cpfkaCl1I" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

bishop_74 08-02-2013 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas (Post 9853886)
video down. heres another link..

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/07cpfkaCl1I" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

The little miss America pageant has some serious potential. Love it when he follows up on stage by spitting all the dollars at the kid. ClassicLMAO

Johnny Vegas 08-02-2013 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bishop_74 (Post 9853891)
The little miss America pageant has some serious potential. Love it when he follows up on stage by spitting all the dollars at the kid. ClassicLMAO

yea that had me rollin. that little kid is a good sport.

Baby Lee 08-02-2013 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bishop_74 (Post 9853891)
The little miss America pageant has some serious potential. Love it when he follows up on stage by spitting all the dollars at the kid. ClassicLMAO

I'm torn, I love the Jackass series to death. Watch all 3.5 at least once a year, but Bad Grandpa has me reaching for the remote every time. The bit with the vespas was mildly amusing, otherwise, not so much. Same with the fat chick that Spike Jonze dresses up as.

bishop_74 08-02-2013 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 9854115)
I'm torn, I love the Jackass series to death. Watch all 3.5 at least once a year, but Bad Grandpa has me reaching for the remote every time. The bit with the vespas was mildly amusing, otherwise, not so much. Same with the fat chick that Spike Jonze dresses up as.

Eh. Catch it on Netflix. Certainly not worth $10, but come to CO and buy pot legally and watch it with your buds.

pr_capone 08-02-2013 10:27 PM

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mdchiefsfan 08-03-2013 03:40 AM

Nailed it!

Dayze 08-03-2013 11:48 AM

That kid is awesome.

Rasputin 08-03-2013 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 9852366)



I fail to see how this belongs in the Epic Fail thread.


Football starting is Epic win and should be posted in the Epic Sloth thread as thus.

R8RFAN 08-03-2013 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9856045)
I fail to see how this belongs in the Epic Fail thread.


Football starting is Epic win and should be posted in the Epic Sloth thread as thus.




and other stuff that makes you laugh

Fish 08-03-2013 04:24 PM

Mmmmm.... this smells nice....

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KusRen6B_20?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Mmmmmm.... back for seconds....

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/f6WWyxK_OaU?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Thanks, I'll be back next Tuesday. I'd like extra crab rangoon next time, KThx...

Hammock Parties 08-03-2013 04:39 PM

http://i.imgur.com/XbDlaJR.jpg

Fish 08-03-2013 04:43 PM

First, you have to be intelligent enough to match your pants and coat.

CrazyPhuD 08-03-2013 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9856456)
Mmmmm.... this smells nice....

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KusRen6B_20?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Mmmmmm.... back for seconds....

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/f6WWyxK_OaU?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Thanks, I'll be back next Tuesday. I'd like extra crab rangoon next time, KThx...

Hey Boo Boo I'm gonna steal me a garbage can....

Easy 6 08-03-2013 04:46 PM

LMAO that bear is freaking hilarious, trundles off with the second one just like a person, carefully guiding it between the table and the other dumpster.

mr. tegu 08-03-2013 04:56 PM

From the Royals game today.

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Valiant 08-03-2013 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas (Post 9853886)
video down. heres another link..

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/07cpfkaCl1I" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Holy **** I cried laughing.. Want to see.. Even ifwe already just saw every funny part..

Pepe Silvia 08-03-2013 07:24 PM

**** you to whoever posted that badly cut finger nail.

Baby Lee 08-03-2013 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 9842875)

ROFL ROFL

Dayze 08-03-2013 11:27 PM

Omaha would totally bang that chick trying to open the bottle.

Easy 6 08-04-2013 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9857093)
Omaha would totally bang that chick trying to open the bottle.

"You guys just cant appreciate REAL women, you're afraid of them"

Fish 08-04-2013 01:42 AM

Murica!

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6028/ogxx.jpg

damaticous 08-04-2013 10:14 AM

This is why I don't care for baseball. The crowd is more interesting and fun to watch than the games. Even the sports casters are more into the crowd than the game.

For me, live or televised baseball games are more slow and uninteresting than watching golf on TV.

Baby Lee 08-04-2013 01:22 PM

The Arscheerio Paul Show

Paul Scheer re-enacts, word-for-word, scenes from the original Arsenio Hall Show, with help from celeb friends.

Surreal and hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list...jvuxEdFdcOJf9y

Pepe Silvia 08-04-2013 11:21 PM

Hes that ripped and he can't open a water bottle? ROFL

AussieChiefsFan 08-05-2013 01:45 AM

ROFL

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Hawk 08-05-2013 05:04 AM

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AussieChiefsFan 08-05-2013 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk (Post 9859365)

ROFL

Fish 08-05-2013 09:44 AM

Yeeeeeehaaaaaaaaw!

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Dayze 08-05-2013 10:10 AM

Is Dave ok?

Dayze 08-05-2013 10:11 AM

that'll buff out.

Sassy Squatch 08-05-2013 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk (Post 9859365)

Oh god if I saw that in real life I would ****ing die laughing.

Fish 08-05-2013 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk (Post 9859365)

This is why cowboy boots are reeruned. Take a profession in which the majority of your travel will be outdoors on uneven muddy terrain, and wear slick bottomed footwear with zero traction other than a raised heel. Dumbass.....

Dayze 08-05-2013 12:56 PM

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DMAC 08-05-2013 01:04 PM

LMAO

Graystoke 08-05-2013 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9860006)
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/rNzRjqSYKBA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

ROFL

When that chunk of timber hits the little girls head...I had to laugh

Mr. Plow 08-05-2013 01:26 PM

http://i.imgur.com/ebfZ3Qx.jpg

Rain Man 08-05-2013 01:55 PM

If I ever have to be in a gangfight, I'm picking the piece of wood to be on my side before I'm picking that martial arts guy.

otherstar 08-05-2013 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9860006)
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/rNzRjqSYKBA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I only have an orange belt, but I can tell his technique is the problem. Also, who in their right mind only has one or two guys holding a board for most of those breaks? For the spinning back kick, yes; for the others, no.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLawFkp-DZI

Different school, same system. All of these students had better form than that black belt (and ALL broke their boards)

That being said, that is funny as hell....I'd rather have the board in my hand to hit somebody with rather than that goon by my side!

Archie F. Swin 08-05-2013 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9859639)
Yeeeeeehaaaaaaaaw!

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0yeFfwzVtUQ?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

what...theee....*****

rockymtnchief 08-05-2013 05:27 PM

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Halfcan 08-05-2013 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9860006)
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/rNzRjqSYKBA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

ROFL wow

Baby Lee 08-05-2013 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9856456)
Mmmmm.... this smells nice....

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KusRen6B_20?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Mmmmmm.... back for seconds....

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/f6WWyxK_OaU?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Thanks, I'll be back next Tuesday. I'd like extra crab rangoon next time, KThx...

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 9860585)
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/zenBPyqbOOc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

This is all Q information!!!

pr_capone 08-05-2013 07:55 PM

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Athis 08-05-2013 07:55 PM

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-King- 08-05-2013 07:56 PM

http://i.imgur.com/KJXBb.jpg

Sorter 08-05-2013 11:54 PM

wut

Pushead2 08-06-2013 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9861210)

:spock:

Mr. Plow 08-06-2013 07:20 AM

http://i.imgur.com/dFVOVLp.gif

Dayze 08-06-2013 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Athis (Post 9861206)

LMAO

mdchiefsfan 08-06-2013 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9862012)

LMAO The one in the middle's legs crack me up every time I see it.

Rasputin 08-06-2013 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk (Post 9859365)



Shit

Radar Chief 08-06-2013 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9862555)
Shit

I'm assuming it is.

Radar Chief 08-06-2013 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdchiefsfan (Post 9862541)
LMAO The one in the middle's legs crack me up every time I see it.

I think that one was expecting to get a bit more traction than it ended up getting.

Mr. Plow 08-06-2013 01:31 PM

Better hurry up guys or you're gonna lose out on this opportunity of a lifetime. Just remember....NO PERVERTS.


http://lafayette.craigslist.org/cas/3980975495.html


hemorrhoiding - w4m - 37 (lafayette)

<section class="userbody"> <section id="postingbody"> I have a couple of bulging hemorrhoids right now and will let some lucky man take advantage of this. I did this a few years back on CL and had overwhelming responses. This time, to weed out the flakers...I'm putting stipulations on it. I want to get on my hands and knees, and have you pop my hemorrhoids for me, with your teeth. I want the pus and blood to squirt down your throat. Afterwards, you have to clean me up with peroxide and tissue. Then you get to **** me in the ass. I get to take a picture of you with the hemorrhoids between your teeth before you bite down on them. After we are all finished, I will post your face picture on CL as the lucky winner who got them.

Please reply with a face and body picture. Be clean, well shaven, and healthy. No creepers! No pictures, no reply. That plain and simple. I do not want a picture of your dick. Don't be a pervert. Send a face picture, please. </section></section>

Dayze 08-06-2013 01:43 PM

...the hell?

Radar Chief 08-06-2013 01:56 PM

ROFL "No perverts" LMAO

-King- 08-06-2013 02:10 PM

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Dayze 08-06-2013 02:14 PM

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RaiderH8r 08-06-2013 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9862829)
Better hurry up guys or you're gonna lose out on this opportunity of a lifetime. Just remember....NO PERVERTS.


http://lafayette.craigslist.org/cas/3980975495.html


hemorrhoiding - w4m - 37 (lafayette)

<section class="userbody"> <section id="postingbody"> I have a couple of bulging hemorrhoids right now and will let some lucky man take advantage of this. I did this a few years back on CL and had overwhelming responses. This time, to weed out the flakers...I'm putting stipulations on it. I want to get on my hands and knees, and have you pop my hemorrhoids for me, with your teeth. I want the pus and blood to squirt down your throat. Afterwards, you have to clean me up with peroxide and tissue. Then you get to **** me in the ass. I get to take a picture of you with the hemorrhoids between your teeth before you bite down on them. After we are all finished, I will post your face picture on CL as the lucky winner who got them.

Please reply with a face and body picture. Be clean, well shaven, and healthy. No creepers! No pictures, no reply. That plain and simple. I do not want a picture of your dick. Don't be a pervert. Send a face picture, please. </section></section>

Well this is going to haunt my nightmares for the rest of my days.

Dayze 08-06-2013 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaiderH8r (Post 9862986)
Well this is going to haunt my nightmares for the rest of my days.

what...because someone found your Craigslist posting/ad?



:D

Mojo Jojo 08-06-2013 03:14 PM

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I wonder how he feels about biting hemorrhoids?

Baby Lee 08-06-2013 03:38 PM

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-King- 08-06-2013 03:48 PM

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