ROFL

The fact this felcher thinks there is anything to be won on an internet forum speaks more to his lack of self-esteem, need for the approval of strangers, and general douchiness than anything any of us could say.

Thanks for the laughs, kid.

ROFL

Just wait till you get to the part where he belittles TinyEvil for selling a million dollar home.

chicks dig guys with tiny swimming pools

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. This guy isn't looking for approval, nor does he really believe the crap he's spewing. He may not even own a motorcycle for all we know. He's getting more entertainment out of reactions like this than anything.

No shit?

Bring back DraftPlanet.

This guy is spewing trash talk of the quality you'd find in the IRC chat rooms back in 1998.

It's that good/bad.

I did a search for DraftPlanet and found this thread.

Seriously.....you're my hero.






































Now give me a free PS3!

Hey he's gonna do good some day. And he aready has a bike and an Audi. Even though he can't prove it. Oh yeah, he's also a thief.

Jesus, is this loser still trolling for attention?

Well let's see your house genius.

Guys I totally had my face like 12 inches from a chick's massive cleavage at the pool. I was helping her with a crossword puzzle. I don't have any pics to prove it, though. She wasn't my sister, either. It was so exciting! She was way hotter than Midnight Vulture's sluts, too.

Get a bike and you'll close the deal next time.

I'll totally believe you for $10,000 in casino cash. You know.....to pay for my Audi.

You at least asked her out right?

She has a boyfriend.

GOD DAMMIT! I was driving a Red Durango.

Did you have any M&Ms or other small-sized food object with you?

Alright sounds good I think this thread has run its course by now.

There was only a couple of posters willing to show themselves or their wives so I think I won that arguement right there.

Do want you want with this thread then.

No, just my man meat hangin' in my pants.

How else is he supposed to signal to the other guys that he sucks dik?

Yep...you won once again.

Now take your $60k a year job and go pay for grammar and typing lessons.

I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.

So what? I don't think you're trying hard enough.

She's probably lying..

I would argue that you've won nothing, but that's beside the point.

Now, in a show of good faith, I recommend that you apologize to Braincase for your idiotic remark.

Probably not. He is kind of a douchebag and they had a nasty phone conversation yesterday.

I suck.

No, she does. I've seen him.

BOOYAH!!

Damn, this dude is a tool. Who in the hell brags about getting some chicks phone # and then takes pictures of himself doing it just to prove that he got it?

Go down to the Honda shop, and just stand beside one.

That's how you prove the girls your "banging". You could easily own a motorcycle that way.

What's the name of this game?

I win!

Im proud to say i paid off my accord 2 months ago:thumb:

T minus 23 minutes to thread move.

What I don't get is why someone with limited income would buy a car AND a bike. Seems like a waste.

It's probably fairly easy to afford a car payment when you are living with your parents.

Didn't he claim to make 70k or something?

Here's my latest.

You lose.

Let's see your bike douchebag.

It's the Jerry Springer Effect of the Internet.

A 300 pound woman in a thong rumbles on stage and says she's everything you wish you could be. Hilarity ensues, and she feeds off the laughing (not literally). She says "you're just jealous!". Someone stands up and says "Put a tarp on!", she says "Go to hell, twiggy!". The audience laughs, she laughs, Jerry dies a little inside.

Both parties come away feeling better about themselves, but when the dust settles and everyone has forgotten about the events that took place, I'm still just a guy that wasted 3 minutes of my day while you're still..... you.

In the battle of trolls, Chiefsplanet always wins.

OK, I'd say Beach Tribe's chick blows away any of the chicks Vulture posted. She love him long time.

For Fun, my friend found out the hard way and had to sell his bike to afford a house. I would wait for sure until i was financially secure.

I doubt he would agree. He thinks his sluts are hot, Phobia's wife is a skank, and TinyEvil's $1.4 million house is a shack. The guy is obviously delisusional.

I don't know about that, but he's clearly delusional.

He's a thief too.

:LMAO: Nice typo there. I need to add that one in the dictionary. Right next to aluminuminum.

One last post before this thread gets moved. Thanks for the entertainment in this otherwise boring offseason time you delusional, not hot babe getting, idiotic crotch rocket riding DOUCHEBAG

Yes, I would just like to say I still admire and envy Mr. Vulture. At least in the short-term. Ride the light.

Impressive.



And you're a sharp looking fella. Yall look good together.

Yeah. I generally don't feel attracted to asian chicks but she's a looker.

You want a crazy, wild, sex-beast?? Go oriental.. no lie

I'd agree with that. I still remember one Korean sweetie I met in college....damn. That woman was impressive.

They rove big amelican schrong!

SPANK ME WITH A RUBBER MONKEY!

Here's a couple more of her. Enjoy

And we get our tans from the beach, not from a bed. Douche.

Same.
Made a few Korean lady-friends at Ole Miss... They stayed horny.
Wouldn't even kiss; straight to the sex.
It was like: "It's time for sex now. We're gonna have sex. Prepare for sex"

I miss college so much...

Strangely, that's how my (non-Korean) wife is...when she wants to. No need for foreplay - just get right to it. It's getting the frequency up that's the challenge.

If you like Asian girls Check out the thread from my trip to Tokyo.


The thread starter was labeled simply. Tokyo.

Haven't thought about this in a while and I'm sure we've been certain that this type of girl doesn't exist, but one of the Korean lady's, Melissa; she would start fooling around in my pants while I was sleeping. There were many nights I would wake up to her blowing/riding me.
At the time I felt violated... That didn't last long. That shit was ****ing great.

May be time to mix/spice things up a bit.

May be time for a passion party. I have a friend girl that does them for a living. They can be a lot of fun.

Melissa = your cat

Ha, I don't think we're to that point YET. :) Just a challenge to keep things interesting enough now that "married life" is setting in.

Holy shit, beach tribe is dating a ****ing model. Hot hot hot!

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

:spock:

Even if I were on the outside, your attempt at a joke falls premature.

You've made 2 idiots laugh.

This makes me want to resurrect my "went to Idaho, met a FOX" thread....

You know I don't really see why you have to come in here and try to make yourself feel better than everybody else. You can pull tail, you are young, you have some money, you have a nice bike that attracts chicks. So what? Why do you feel that you need to brag about this to everybody? Are you really that insecure? You must have some problem with your own self worth and the relationship you have with your own identity otherwise you wouldn't try to come in here and belittle with this BS. This would be like when I bring a hot chick home from the bar, and then calling my grandpa and being like haha you loser you are having sex with a 67 year old woman.

Beach Tribe's chick blows away Oompa Loompa's 'girl'

Anyone seen my rubber monkey?

Ouch

wait. Does he have an "innie" or an "outie?"


I HAVE TO KNOW!!!! :cuss:

pretty messed up dude.... but yeah he did deserve it.... LMAO

Come back brah......this place needs you.