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TheGuardian 01-13-2025 04:18 PM

Any commercial with that "million dollar baby" song in it makes me wanna kill babies.

Hog Rider 01-13-2025 04:38 PM

Has anybody ever purchased any of the crap they push just because the ad is funny or some celebrity millionaire shills for it?

Bob Dole 01-13-2025 04:43 PM

The honeylove bra spokesmodel who doesn’t speak well.

Buehler445 01-13-2025 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 17908580)
The NFL+ "Football know it all" commercials are so effing terrible. I want to punch the TV every time they come on.

The casting for this kid is atrocious. I don't believe for one second that the actor has watched one minute of football, nor anyone else in the commercials. You can tell just by the way they talk.

The Asian guy in the bar mispronounces Tyreek Hill's name, too.

The director sucks too.

You can tell they were going for a "Rushmore" type character but missed like Tyler Bass in the Divisional game last year.

See? football knowledge. Not very hard to do. But hard to do authentically.

Take this kid out back and whip him with a tree switch.

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I rarely pay attention to commercials, but of those ones that I've seen, the tips he's giving are REMARKABLY incorrect. It's insane.

Frazod 01-13-2025 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Rider (Post 17908864)
Has anybody ever purchased any of the crap they push just because the ad is funny or some celebrity millionaire shills for it?

No. If anything, stupid commercials will drive me away from a particular brand.

TinyEvel 01-13-2025 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Rider (Post 17908864)
Has anybody ever purchased any of the crap they push just because the ad is funny or some celebrity millionaire shills for it?

I actually bought this thing called BOX BOLLEN from an instagram video. it's a sponge ball that hangs from an elastic cord attached to a headband. You have to punch it a bunch of times in a row.

It's like that wooden paddleball thing with the rubber band, but you are the paddle. sort of.

RFK Jr. was on the video looking old but fit and punching the thing. that's not why I bought it. it looked fun and I got some for the extended family at Christmas, thinking it wold be a fun thing to watch people try to do.

Plus it had good reviews, which must have all been fake cuz it's hard AF to do and you get sick of it and looking like an idiot after three minutes.

htismaqe 01-13-2025 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 17908898)
I actually bought this thing called BOX BOLLEN from an instagram video. it's a sponge ball that hangs from an elastic cord attached to a headband. You have to punch it a bunch of times in a row.

It's like that wooden paddleball thing with the rubber band, but you are the paddle. sort of.

RFK Jr. was on the video looking old but fit and punching the thing. that's not why I bought it. it looked fun and I got some for the extended family at Christmas, thinking it wold be a fun thing to watch people try to do.

Plus it had good reviews, which must have all been fake cuz it's hard AF to do and you get sick of it and looking like an idiot after three minutes.

We got them for Christmas last year. We still use them occasionally but the initial competition was a lot of fun.

Calcountry 01-13-2025 05:22 PM

I’ve got type 2 diabetes but I manage it well, the little pill with a story to tell, i take once daily Jardiance yada yada yada for the billionth time. Please, make it stop.

Easy 6 01-13-2025 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 17908379)
Glad this got bumped. The new Liberty commercials with the bug-eyed doofus 70s lounge lizard guy are so annoying that they almost make me like Limu Emu and Doug. **** :#

Yep, Liberty needs to fire their entire ad team

They've clearly confused stupid with amusing

displacedinMN 01-13-2025 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Dole (Post 17908878)
The honeylove bra spokesmodel who doesn’t speak well.

People talk on that commercial?

TinyEvel 01-13-2025 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 17908939)
Yep, Liberty needs to fire their entire ad team

They've clearly confused stupid with amusing

That's Goodby Silverstein & Partners, the best ad agency in San Francisco.

They created GOT MILK?

Easy 6 01-13-2025 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 17908974)
That's Goodby Silverstein & Partners, the best ad agency in San Francisco.

They created GOT MILK?

Then it has to be their sterling reputation thats letting them peddle this dreck... Liberty needs to get with whoever is doing Geico and Progressive

Frazod 01-13-2025 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 17908939)
Yep, Liberty needs to fire their entire ad team

They've clearly confused stupid with amusing

Even good commercials hold little sway with me. The most consistently entertaining commercials on TV are the Allstate mayhem commercials and it's not particularly close. Those always crack me up. But I'm not switching to Allstate, because I've heard from too many people over the years that they tend to drop you after you file a claim for pretty much anything. Sorry, Mayhem guy.

Much like new movies and shows, I'm clearly not the target audience anymore, and the same goes for commercials. I'm going to buy the same shit I've always bought, and in many cases because it's the same shit my parents bought. Charmin toilet paper. Tide detergent. Irish Spring soap. Life cereal. And so on. No amount of gorgeous women with giant tits is going to make me buy a light beer that tastes like watered down ass or a phone from a crappy provider (sorry, Lilly), anymore than some singing and dancing fat chick is going to make me pester my doctor.

TinyEvel 01-13-2025 06:16 PM

We should get Coors Light to remake my WINGMAN COMMERCIAL with Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce.

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20 years later I get messages from dudes who still love it.

liquidlounge 01-13-2025 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 17908939)
Yep, Liberty needs to fire their entire ad team

They've clearly confused stupid with amusing

This is not a great take. The one where Doug slides down the fire pole and gets beat to the bottom floor by Limu Emu who took the elevator is pretty funny. Also, the new one where Limu leaves home after his dad tells Limu that he'll never amount to anything, then dad see's him 5 years later on TV - that one is Oscar worthy!


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