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Any commercial with that "million dollar baby" song in it makes me wanna kill babies.
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Has anybody ever purchased any of the crap they push just because the ad is funny or some celebrity millionaire shills for it?
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The honeylove bra spokesmodel who doesn’t speak well.
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It's like that wooden paddleball thing with the rubber band, but you are the paddle. sort of. RFK Jr. was on the video looking old but fit and punching the thing. that's not why I bought it. it looked fun and I got some for the extended family at Christmas, thinking it wold be a fun thing to watch people try to do. Plus it had good reviews, which must have all been fake cuz it's hard AF to do and you get sick of it and looking like an idiot after three minutes. |
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I’ve got type 2 diabetes but I manage it well, the little pill with a story to tell, i take once daily Jardiance yada yada yada for the billionth time. Please, make it stop.
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They've clearly confused stupid with amusing |
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They created GOT MILK? |
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Much like new movies and shows, I'm clearly not the target audience anymore, and the same goes for commercials. I'm going to buy the same shit I've always bought, and in many cases because it's the same shit my parents bought. Charmin toilet paper. Tide detergent. Irish Spring soap. Life cereal. And so on. No amount of gorgeous women with giant tits is going to make me buy a light beer that tastes like watered down ass or a phone from a crappy provider (sorry, Lilly), anymore than some singing and dancing fat chick is going to make me pester my doctor. |
We should get Coors Light to remake my WINGMAN COMMERCIAL with Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce.
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/UEVa2swtC10?si=wzzMvi7tLRFRTPLM" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe> 20 years later I get messages from dudes who still love it. |
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