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Discuss Thrower 08-28-2014 12:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 10855546)
Clay did an actual ****ing roast. Not pleasant platitudes about media preferences and wool v cashmere sweaters. I mean you got to gave at least one Scott Free is a crazed lunatic who sees ****ing ghosts peeking out of his wife's blouse. Or Baby Lee is pretentious **** head or Dave Lane is an evangelical atheist douchenozzle.

Did you twerps never watch a roast? Is not done while sipping tea whilst extending ones pinkie finger. Whippersnappers.

And get off my ****ing lawn!
You can't see it, but I'm swinging my fat cock in a manner reminiscent of a windmill.

ThaVirus 08-28-2014 01:05 AM
It got a chuckle out of me at the black guys everywhere wanting a piece of her ass bit.

Not sure I can like a roast that uses the word "verily" twice though.

Hammock Parties 08-28-2014 01:06 AM
Believe me, I was ashamed of that.

Dave Lane 08-28-2014 01:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10855555)
It got a chuckle out of me at the black guys everywhere wanting a piece of her ass bit.

Not sure I can like a roast that uses the word "verily" twice though.
That was only when she was fat tho. Now she's just some skinny ass white bitch.

loochy 08-28-2014 05:02 AM
Lol @ luvroast

Luv, come read your roast please!

Or are you too good for CP now that you are skinny?

RealSNR 08-28-2014 07:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 10855546)
Clay did an actual ****ing roast. Not pleasant platitudes about media preferences and wool v cashmere sweaters. I mean you got to have at least one Scott Free is a crazed lunatic who sees ****ing ghosts peeking out of his wife's blouse. Or Baby Lee is pretentious **** head or Dave Lane is an evangelical atheist douchenozzle.

Did you twerps never watch a roast? Its not done while sipping tea whilst extending ones pinkie finger. Whippersnappers.

And get off my ****ing lawn!
I already did a bunch of those.

You guys aren't up here writing them, so just ask htismaqe. This shit gets annoying and tiresome really ****ing fast. If you don't switch up the style, you want to kill yourself.

But no, we're not ****ing doing that. We're finishing this thing.

Baby Lee 08-28-2014 07:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10855705)
I already did a bunch of those.

You guys aren't up here writing them, so just ask htismaqe. This shit gets annoying and tiresome really ****ing fast. If you don't switch up the style, you want to kill yourself.

But no, we're not ****ing doing that. We're finishing this thing.
Could you at least vacate the man's lawn?

Direckshun 08-28-2014 08:29 AM
Luv's one of my favorite people. But that was an outstanding roast.

Marcellus 08-28-2014 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10854640)
Substitute "GoChiefs" for "Luv" and it's spot on. Jesus dude, supposed to be a roast not a thinly veiled autobiography...
Holy shit that's true. Has anyone ever seen Clay and Luv in the same place at the same time?

loochy 08-28-2014 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 10856036)
Holy shit that's true. Has anyone ever seen Clay and Luv in the same place at the same time?
I have a bootleg DVD of some hot Cluv

Bowser 08-28-2014 10:00 AM
"Cluv"

LMAO

Baby Lee 08-28-2014 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10856046)
I have a bootleg DVD of some hot Cluv
The plot thickens. So now it's Cluvty SchottenWendler.

htismaqe 08-28-2014 10:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 10856036)
Holy shit that's true. Has anyone ever seen Clay and Luv in the same place at the same time?
ROFL

htismaqe 08-28-2014 10:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10856075)
The plot thickens. So now it's Cluvty SchottenW. (name withheld).
ROFL

Rausch 08-28-2014 11:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 10856036)
Holy shit that's true. Has anyone ever seen Clay and Luv in the same place at the same time?
Yes.

And I agree, it's a roast. It should A) be funny and B) target your weakest points...


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