I think it's a variant of an apple. sort of like how bananas and plantaines are 2nd cousins.

don't quote me on it though. however, I'm 90% sure i'm correct.

snakes have no arms, that's why you never see one wearing a sweater vest. Think about that that.

I suppose it's a good thing I haven't pissed you off, given your fuse is as short Moeaki's career. :D

let's hug it out bro, and pound some Amstel Lights

Is it because thay don't have arms to put on the sweater vests, or because the look would be bad because they don't have arms?

:hmmm:

now, that's a damned good question right there.

....a DAMNED good question. It's like a way cooler, and contemporary 'chicken or the egg' question.
I wish there were a way of drinking a bottle of tequila with Christopher Walken, and about 1/2 through the bottle, pop the 'ol snake/sweater vest question on him. I suspect that would be a great time.

now this has me thinking;....maybe snakes are assholes because they were bullied when they were younger during the 'Sweater Vest' years.

Is there something cool about saying a thread sucks? That's all I ever read in here.

You'll notice it's people who haven't made the list and likely aren't going to make the list that are posting it though.

LMAO
I love that. Primarily because of them is named 'Bruce'.
I could see a goat being named Bruce. But a cow? That's genious.

This thread sucks. :D

this.

We are nearing 5k posts and some are butt hurt that they won't be on the list

I noticed that. I think I have enjoyed it more knowing I'm not on the list.

Hmmm. Be right back. I gotta see if my ass hurt is in the closet.