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I don't get Dayze, I guess.
He barely registers with me. I know he's here, but I can't recall reading any posts that made me think, or laugh, or even piss me off. |
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Another thing that I think falls between the cracks is how pessimistic/ non-homerish he is about the Chiefs. I'm pretty pessimistic about them myself and he has me beat. For example, say there's a poll asking what you think the Chiefs record will be that year and I choose something like 5-11. It is an absolute certainty that Dayze will select 3-13. LMAO |
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The Top 101 CP posters of 2014...Presented by htismaqe
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This list lost all credibility when I went off the board in the 80s but some of these roasts have been incredible. |
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Underrated poster. |
51. chiefzilla1501
http://thatschurch.com/wp-content/up...3/09/haley.jpg Chiefzilla is one of the friendliest football talkers on this forum. And everybody ****ing hates his guts. It's incredible. I've never seen a dedicated football poster NOT want to gouge this guy's eyes out. From all across the Chiefs fan spectrum, too. Drafturbators hate him. Milkman despises him. A balanced take guy like TheBadGuy hates him, too. BigChiefDave and Marcellus also hate him. JASONSAUTO really ****ing hates him, but that's because he doesn't exactly have a positive history with things named "zilla." It's probably because he straddles the line between True Fan and Drafturbator like Hootie getting ready to teabag an unconscious college girl. He'll go from "Alex Smith is a limited player and needs a lot of help from his team, and the Chiefs just don't have the personnel to help him be successful" to "I heart Eric Fisher" at the drop of a goddamn hat. It's unnerving, unpredictable, and kind of scary, honestly. Even I've been sparring with him recently over the Kevin Love trade, because his True Fan Cavs ass overvalues Andrew Wiggins. So now I also ****ing hate his guts. **** Chiefzilla. I'm pretty sure he's a Nazi. He's probably hanging outside the Boulevard Brewery in Kansas City right now leading chants of HEIL HALEY with Crime Fighter. |
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Never mind that he was never going to win anything, he was the best coach for this team. Those two sentences above are how zilla think. He articulates it so much better that it almost sounds reasonable. How can a man that is so smart be such a huge dumb ****? |
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You take you two scions of verbosity out of this thread and we'd actually be able to read the goddamn roasts versus an avalanche of blather and inane literary drivel the likes of which God has not seen before. I mean, seriously, get a ****ing job or life or girlfriend or some such thing that might take up a few minutes of your ****ing time so that you wouldn't have to post in this ****ing thread every three ****ing minutes. ****! ****ing noobs. |
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