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TLO 07-26-2014 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10768615)
I did two roasts as well, you sorry son of a bitch.

And you did a damn fine job.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10768616)
Wut? We just had a roast two days ago.

True. Its just every time I look for this thread, it's like at the bottom of the 3rd page. We have a group of regulars in here, but that's about it. :(

rico 07-26-2014 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10768626)
And you did a damn fine job.



True. Its just every time I look for this thread, it's like at the bottom of the 3rd page. We have a group of regulars in here, but that's about it. :(

Not very many contributing lately, but I think this thread has a ton of people checking in and viewing it to see if they made the list.

Pasta Little Brioni 07-26-2014 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10768626)
And you did a damn fine job.



True. Its just every time I look for this thread, it's like at the bottom of the 3rd page. We have a group of regulars in here, but that's about it. :(

Training camp is heating up. The only threads worth a shot are those, food threads started by FMB or SR and snrs roasts. The rest are deberg level.

milkman 07-26-2014 03:39 PM

I don't get Dayze, I guess.

He barely registers with me.
I know he's here, but I can't recall reading any posts that made me think, or laugh, or even piss me off.

rico 07-26-2014 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10768731)
I don't get Dayze, I guess.

He barely registers with me.
I know he's here, but I can't recall reading any posts that made me think, or laugh, or even piss me off.

It's probably fair to assume that you are not a metal head. He seems to be a guru with metal music.

Another thing that I think falls between the cracks is how pessimistic/ non-homerish he is about the Chiefs. I'm pretty pessimistic about them myself and he has me beat. For example, say there's a poll asking what you think the Chiefs record will be that year and I choose something like 5-11. It is an absolute certainty that Dayze will select 3-13. LMAO

Discuss Thrower 07-26-2014 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10768731)
I don't get Dayze, I guess.

He barely registers with me.
I know he's here, but I can't recall reading any posts that made me think, or laugh, or even piss me off.

He's the dating megathread version of that ****ing Raven from "Animal Farm"

ThaVirus 07-26-2014 06:09 PM

The Top 101 CP posters of 2014...Presented by htismaqe
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10768672)
Not very many contributing lately, but I think this thread has a ton of people checking in and viewing it to see if they made the list.


This list lost all credibility when I went off the board in the 80s but some of these roasts have been incredible.

TimBone 07-26-2014 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10768996)
This list lost all credibility when I went off the board in the 80s but some of these roasts have been incredible.

Truth to this statement.

Underrated poster.

RealSNR 07-26-2014 06:50 PM

51. chiefzilla1501

http://thatschurch.com/wp-content/up...3/09/haley.jpg

Chiefzilla is one of the friendliest football talkers on this forum.

And everybody ****ing hates his guts.

It's incredible. I've never seen a dedicated football poster NOT want to gouge this guy's eyes out. From all across the Chiefs fan spectrum, too. Drafturbators hate him. Milkman despises him. A balanced take guy like TheBadGuy hates him, too. BigChiefDave and Marcellus also hate him. JASONSAUTO really ****ing hates him, but that's because he doesn't exactly have a positive history with things named "zilla."

It's probably because he straddles the line between True Fan and Drafturbator like Hootie getting ready to teabag an unconscious college girl. He'll go from "Alex Smith is a limited player and needs a lot of help from his team, and the Chiefs just don't have the personnel to help him be successful" to "I heart Eric Fisher" at the drop of a goddamn hat. It's unnerving, unpredictable, and kind of scary, honestly.

Even I've been sparring with him recently over the Kevin Love trade, because his True Fan Cavs ass overvalues Andrew Wiggins. So now I also ****ing hate his guts.

**** Chiefzilla. I'm pretty sure he's a Nazi. He's probably hanging outside the Boulevard Brewery in Kansas City right now leading chants of HEIL HALEY with Crime Fighter.

milkman 07-26-2014 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10769116)
51. chiefzilla1501

http://thatschurch.com/wp-content/up...3/09/haley.jpg

Chiefzilla is one of the friendliest football talkers on this forum.

And everybody ****ing hates his guts.

It's incredible. I've never seen a dedicated football poster NOT want to gouge this guy's eyes out. From all across the Chiefs fan spectrum, too. Drafturbators hate him. Milkman despises him. A balanced take guy like TheBadGuy hates him, too. BigChiefDave and Marcellus also hate him. JASONSAUTO really ****ing hates him, but that's because he doesn't exactly have a positive history with things named "zilla."

It's probably because he straddles the line between True Fan and Drafturbator like Hootie getting ready to teabag an unconscious college girl. He'll go from "Alex Smith is a limited player and needs a lot of help from his team, and the Chiefs just don't have the personnel to help him be successful" to "I heart Eric Fisher" at the drop of a goddamn hat. It's unnerving, unpredictable, and kind of scary, honestly.

Even I've been sparring with him recently over the Kevin Love trade, because his True Fan Cavs ass overvalues Andrew Wiggins. So now I also ****ing hate his guts.

**** Chiefzilla. I'm pretty sure he's a Nazi. He's probably hanging outside the Boulevard Brewery in Kansas City right now leading chants of HEIL HALEY with Crime Fighter.

Herman ****ing Edwards should have been given another couple of years to build the team in his image.

Never mind that he was never going to win anything, he was the best coach for this team.

Those two sentences above are how zilla think.
He articulates it so much better that it almost sounds reasonable.

How can a man that is so smart be such a huge dumb ****?

rico 07-26-2014 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10769156)
Herman ****ing Edwards should have been given another couple of years to build the team in his image.

Never mind that he was never going to win anything, he was the best coach for this team.

Those two sentences above are how zilla think.
He articulates it so much better that it almost sounds reasonable.

How can a man that is so smart be such a huge dumb ****?

I don't know what I find funnier. Reading your interactions with chiefzilla or chiefshrink.

Saccopoo 07-26-2014 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10768626)
And you did a damn fine job.

True. Its just every time I look for this thread, it's like at the bottom of the 3rd page. We have a group of regulars in here, but that's about it. :(

Between you and Rico, how the **** can anyone get a word in edgewise?

You take you two scions of verbosity out of this thread and we'd actually be able to read the goddamn roasts versus an avalanche of blather and inane literary drivel the likes of which God has not seen before.

I mean, seriously, get a ****ing job or life or girlfriend or some such thing that might take up a few minutes of your ****ing time so that you wouldn't have to post in this ****ing thread every three ****ing minutes. ****!

****ing noobs.

TimBone 07-26-2014 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10769300)
Between you and Rico, how the **** can anyone get a word in edgewise?

You take you two scions of verbosity out of this thread and we'd actually be able to read the goddamn roasts versus an avalanche of blather and inane literary drivel the likes of which God has not seen before.

I mean, seriously, get a ****ing job or life or girlfriend or some such thing that might take up a few minutes of your ****ing time so that you wouldn't have to post in this ****ing thread every three ****ing minutes. ****!

****ing noobs.

Take a chill pill, bud.

rico 07-26-2014 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10769300)
Between you and Rico, how the **** can anyone get a word in edgewise?

You take you two scions of verbosity out of this thread and we'd actually be able to read the goddamn roasts versus an avalanche of blather and inane literary drivel the likes of which God has not seen before.

I mean, seriously, get a ****ing job or life or girlfriend or some such thing that might take up a few minutes of your ****ing time so that you wouldn't have to post in this ****ing thread every three ****ing minutes. ****!

****ing noobs.

What is a scion, Saccopoo?

TribalElder 07-26-2014 07:58 PM

It's getting serious in here ROFL

http://i.imgur.com/XZ47fXH.gif


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