Well, I walked into the friendly neighborhood store today and was immediately confronted with this:

http://i954.photobucket.com/albums/a...3120711-00.jpg

Someone had dropped some coins into the machine, got this thing, and wisely left it right the **** there. Somehow it ended up on the floor though.

As I was regaining my balance I put my foot out and accidentally stepped on it 11 times. Shit happens...

http://i954.photobucket.com/albums/a...3120717-01.jpg

You should have put it on top of your pecker and drew a #7 on your schlong

LMAO

Woot just got my Chevy Blazer back from the dealer and them having to fix the transimission. ****ing hope this works out for me. Just happy it runs now and I can be a happy camper.

Let's go KU win this damn game!

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Today was my 2nd day of work, but my first day in my office. Yesterday was an 8.5 hour orientation that took place in an auditorium.

I had 2 coworkers offer me their daughters to date.

Firstly, I am flattered that I am getting to the point where I don't look like a fat slob. It's actually pretty cool.

However, I don't want to date a coworker's daughter solely because what happens if it ends really bad? I am right in not asking for more info on either of their daughters, right?

FTR, one is 21, the other is 26. I am 26.

Also, here are my 2 bank accounts.

I don't get paid until March 9th at the soonest, and if I don't get a check then, I don't get paid til March 23rd....

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I say you have to be there for 6+ months before I would ever inquire about dating one of their daughters and preferably the 26 year old unless you like baby sitting. Give it time though and see who these co-workers really are. You could learn a lot about their kids but getting to know them first.

That's not good.

And good lord **** no on the dating the co-workers' daughters.

I had an epic dream last night. I was at some sort of NFL event, at the 50 yard line, packed house. Some NFL executive was out there with me and made an announcement for 2 players to be recognized as player of the year (or players of the year, whatever, not too sure, it was a dream!).

One was Aaron Rogers, he was right next to me, wearing a SB Championship t shirt and hoisting the Lombardi. The other player was Derrick Thomas. He came from the endzone and joined us, he was wearing his full uniform, pads, helmet and all.

In the dream I got chills, it was the most surreal moment I've ever had in a dream and I couldn't believe what was happening, then I woke up a little emotional and had a hard time going back to sleep.

I too will once again be reunited with DT one day....when we fly amongst the angels in heaven together.

I had a damn good day at work today too.

MISS YOU DT!

https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/im...VDgQ8rxUYgL8fM

Yeah, I don't ever really plan on it.

**** no it's not. PM me for my address and you can send me a check.

Yeah, I know.

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