Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9727192)

Every time I do that my son catches me walking out of the restroom with it. I'm almost certain he thinks I'm fapping. Little does he know I only do that with a designated sock behind locked doors in my bed room.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9727192)

Every time I do that my son catches me walking out of the restroom with it. I'm almost certain he thinks I'm fapping. Little does he know I only do that with a designated sock behind locked doors in my bed room.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9727192)

Every time I do that my son catches me walking out of the restroom with it. I'm almost certain he thinks I'm fapping. Little does he know I only do that with a designated sock behind locked doors in my bed room.

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9727199)

I bet the crusted jizz on that sock could stop a .50 caliber round by now.

posted while shitting.

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9727196)

I hope that wasn't the sock he was chewing on in that picture on your Facebook page...
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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9727120)

I love almost everything about The Rome. I've bragged on it a couple of times on here; Chicken Romano and the seafood chowder is as good a meal as you can find in CoMo. If you like the calzones, head out there for Brunch and try the breakfast version; good stuff.

As to Shakespeare's - yeah, it's a little overrated. I'll take Wise Guys and even Italian Village ahead of it most days (Wise Guys is a hands down winner in Columbia). It has it's place, but it's nowhere near my favorite pizza in town. I've found that adding cheddar is about the only way to make it really good.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9727208)

I reckon it's not. Mine is hidden.

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9727215)

You should probably look at the pic. The sock sticks straight out from his face.

I just thought he was a magician
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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9727220)

LMAO

Your story has holes in it. Just like the sock.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9727192)

Every time I do that my son catches me walking out of the restroom with it. I'm almost certain he thinks I'm fapping. Little does he know I only do that with a designated sock behind locked doors in my bed room.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9727228)

I may be the exception, but I've NEVER masturbated with a sock. I'm not even sure of the procedure. Do you put the sock over your penis (like a penis sock) and masturbate with it on, or is the sock just a choad target?

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9726787)

He just gave Clay an idea for when they have him working the fry station

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9727236)

It's a target. Any other way means chaffing.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9727137)

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9727255)

You're not funny. I've never worked a fry station and never will.