ChiefsPlanet - Poop The Top 101 CP posters of 2014...Presented by htismaqe

52. Dayze

Dayze is everybody's crazy uncle. No, not the kind that hands out free dicksicles to Black Bobs. No, not the teedubya kind that believes Scott Pioli has poisoned everybody's drinking water with fluoride. And no, not the awkward Deberg kind that can only ever make small talk about the weather at family gatherings. I'm talking about the kind that always has a zinger in his back pocket, even if it's just a small one. The kind that will hide a penis joke in a conversation with his 5-year old niece. That kind.

All of this is great. Dicksickles and hiding penis jokes in convos with 5 year olds gave me many lolz.

Pepe Silvia

07-24-2014 10:48 PM

Dayze is a comedic genius. Well when he's not participating in the BMD Pain Olympics.

Pasta Little Brioni

07-25-2014 06:45 AM

Daze definitely ordered a pizza in Mr. Hand's class.

Dayze

07-25-2014 08:09 AM

It is a great privilege an honor to be grouped with the most diverse collection of intellectuals and legally reeruned members of the planet.

I'm thankful I'm part of the right 53.

:thumb:

Dayze

07-25-2014 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10766404)

Daze definitely ordered a pizza in Mr. Hand's class.

What Jefferson was saying was, Hey! You know, we left this England place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool rules ourselves - pronto - we'll just be bogus too

loochy

07-25-2014 08:30 AM

I like Dayze.

RealSNR

07-25-2014 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10766505)

It is a great privilege an honor to be grouped with the most diverse collection of intellectuals and legally reeruned members of the planet.

I'm thankful I'm part of the right 53.

:thumb:

I would argue you're definitely on the Frank Zombo side of the roster, too. You're someone who just barely made the cut, but you will contribute in small ways every single game rather than being inactivated all the time like some of the exciting young prospects who bring a lot of burst but still occasionally fall for shit that ol' "PM Bob Dole" gag

Dayze

07-25-2014 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10766541)

I like Dayze.

I like you too.
I'm not gay, but I would totally neatly fold your socks and arrange your shirts in order of color and season.

....like I said though. I'm not gay. I can't emphasize that enough.

lcarus

07-25-2014 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10766611)

I like you too.
I'm not gay, but I would totally neatly fold your socks and arrange your shirts in order of color and season.

....like I said though. I'm not gay. I can't emphasize that enough.

Are you a sock pairer? I just throw all of mine into a drawer and find 2 that are somewhat similar. If I find that I have too many that are different I just throw them all out and head out to Wally World.

Dayze

07-25-2014 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 10766618)

I usually neatly iron my socks with a nice crease and place them delicately onto a cedar hanger.

sock pairer? ....nah...that's just a little too weird for me.

lcarus

07-25-2014 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10766627)

I usually neatly iron my socks with a nice crease and place them delicately onto a cedar hanger.

sock pairer? ....nah...that's just a little too weird for me.

LMAO

Creased socks. That's funny.

Hammock Parties

07-25-2014 09:32 AM

Outstanding thread guys.

http://i.imgur.com/XZ47fXH.gif

Dayze

07-25-2014 09:33 AM

LMAO

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