Damn, im no good at this. No wonder i can't make Hootie's list.

This is the most right thing you can do.

I browse this site on the shitter all the time. 1/4 of my posts are from when I'm on the can. That's why they're so shitty.

I don't know if I should be happy I'm in the top 90, or bummed I'm not in the top 100.

You're in my top 5. :thumb:

that's me. I'm a shitting lurker. My man shitter is in the basement and I don't get very good reception there, so I don't post as much whilst shitting.

As far as I'm concerned, smartphones are the best invention for the shitting man since shampoo bottle labels. Quite a leap.

I love almost everything about The Rome. I've bragged on it a couple of times on here; Chicken Romano and the seafood chowder is as good a meal as you can find in CoMo. If you like the calzones, head out there for Brunch and try the breakfast version; good stuff.

As to Shakespeare's - yeah, it's a little overrated. I'll take Wise Guys and even Italian Village ahead of it most days (Wise Guys is a hands down winner in Columbia). It has it's place, but it's nowhere near my favorite pizza in town. I've found that adding cheddar is about the only way to make it really good.

This thread is a proven laxative.

Yum.

Well you've taken 227 dumps all over this thread in just two weeks. Even for a fat ****, that's a lot of shitting.

LMAO


Best gif you've posted all thread.

I don't know that feeling, but it sounds hilarious.

Every time I do that my son catches me walking out of the restroom with it. I'm almost certain he thinks I'm fapping. Little does he know I only do that with a designated sock behind locked doors in my bed room.