I used to live just five minutes from there, the wife and I splurged on a weekend "get away" to try it out.

Yes it is huge, and lots of things to do there..... Enjoy your stay

That too.

Nice.

Back in Hutch tonight. Kids have their own room so now I can screw around online.

Splurge is right. Damn expensive.

Hello everybody, how we all doing tonite?

Just got back from going to see the first movie I've ever seen by myself.

Transformers was awesome. The cars and music rocked!

I haven't seen Transformers yet. Still got a few to catch up on.

Hello ladies! :D

Hey luv; it's got to be better then the last one I saw.

Go to bed kids or Santa will not show up !!!!

well it is, but I meant to be funny by saying we splurged on a trip away and went to a hotel five minutes away....


but, I digress, how was the trip

that's not funny, santa died in our backyard two years ago, fell off the roof....

My gf and I saw Chuck and Larry on saturday. It was a lot funnier than it looked in the previews. Haven't seen transformers yet though

That's right ---- Tim Allen took over...



Or whoever his name was in the movie...

you got it!

Sometimes just getting away from the house for a night can be a relaxing, enjoyable evening.

Trip was alright. Very quick. Left Tuesday at about 12:30p. Worked all day Wednesday. Left today at about 11am. Kids did surprisingly well for a 6 hour car ride. We were scared over last year. Drove out to Denver (8 hours) and the kids literally screamed bloody murder for 7 1/2 of it - both ways.

HA, well you are right..... about getting away.
BTW I think I can hear your kids scream and I haven't even met them, is that wierd?

IS Tiny E around? I have some breaking news on this planet member and it is something that no one knows about me.......


anyone?? anyone??

Sometimes, I have nightmares about that trip.

Wal-Mart run! Anyone need anything?

None of you want to hear my groundbreaking news?

Dr. Thunder, Always Dr. Thunder.


Maybe a side bag of Ol' Roy too.

Sure, but make it quick.

Better be good....or else I'll go to sleep immediately after. Who am I kidding, I'll go to sleep anyway.

What's up? You're about to tell us that you've finally learned what Wesley Snipes is REALLY like?

Oh, can you please pick me up some condoms and A spray can of Jock itch spray? (payback for all of those Maxi-thin and the occasional Monistat purchases I've had to make)

COff ,fess up, man.

Jock itch spray would be around the Pharmacy? Athletic Dept?

How ****ing long do I have to wait Coffey?

It better not be longer than 5 sentences. I can't and won't read that much. Make it short and to the point.

You're and Idiot? :)

Spit it out already, man.

Post it or I send Oscar the cat to see you.

Here's what I don't understand.

I love stand up comedy. But I hate some of the audiences because they don't laugh at certain jokes they find entertaining -- they go "woo" or they applaud.

Who applauds a joke? Why the hell would you clap your hands after a funny joke? LAUGH. Clapping has nothing to do with comedy, and it always slows down the rhythm of the routine.

And what kind of 14-year-old child "woo"s at a standup routine? It didn't bother me until I watched some Dane Cook clips tonight on YouTube, and half the crowd just woos instead of laughs.

Laughing should be the only kind of feedback allowed in a comedy show.

Instead of random picutre time, you chose the less often used random post time instead. Risky, yet entertaining. :clap:

Guess that makes YOU a comedy show. :)

His rants are always entertaining. LMAO

The randomness is part of the appeal.

Direckshun is a nazi.

Go piss up a rope with your "groundbreaking news" Coffey. I'm going to bed.

Now, shouldn't you have ROFL instead of :clap: how insulting

LMAO

**** that, you're not truly free without some reasonable rules.

Sig heil, bro.

HEY, our FOUNDERS decided to allow us ALL to be free in 1776.

And right after that they came up with a SERIES OF RULES that were ALL more restrictive than what *I* am proposing.

And what did they call that series of rules? The CONSTITUTION.

Just think of me as the Forefather Of Comedy.

Are we gonna have to sign something?

Goatsac, looks like Herm forgot the Rainbow wig in that pic.

Yeah, the 15 commandments were not enough.

This is why girls just ignore Direckshun. No one wants to call back a fascist.

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Bitches.

Hey, look! He chokin' the chicken!

Well shit. I opened myself up for that one.

ROFL

Where did Coffey go?

The Elaine character from Seinfeld is like the perfect type of woman.

Why's that? She's non-commital

1. Attractive.
2. Knows it.
3. Brunnette.
4. Quirky.
5. Conversationist.
6. Assertive.
7. Funny.
8. Established.
9. Active.
10. Non-commital. ;)

And, boy, can she dance!

But, can she spare a square?

I don't dance at all so I can let that slide.

Only if you're Sponge-worthy.

ROFL

Prime example of why she's so great, though. She's diabolical.

Her best quote...
Sponge worthy.

Funniest moment of the series....

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Speaking of female TV characters- I don't know why, but I've always had a thing for Diane Chambers. Bitchy, bright, and good with arguments.

And blonde.

Hi guys!

Hi.

How are ya?

ah, no. But are you still awake? Anyone else?

I pm'd my story to you all..... :p


sorry, figures you all got interested after I gave up and went to a ah'em club.....

I'm hanging around in case you decide to stop being a pervert and start sharing the damn story.

OK, then

By the way, Kramer was out of the room for exactly 46 seconds.

Which means he walked into his apartment, whacked off, searched and grabbed his money, and came back in well under a minute.

What I've never shared is that for the last four years I have been working on my acting skills....
In Texas they list these and all movie roles on the governor's site, under the film commision. It's alittle different here(in MO), and in a few different places.

Anyway, I've had several non-speaking extra roles in a few commercials, independent movies and even a feature film with Matt Perry and Elizabeth Hurley (she's a doll BTW) which filmed alot at DFW airport (serving Sarah).

Anyway, my big news, I just got my first speaking role, non-paid, but the director is pretty well known in the Indie circuit and submits his films to festivals all over the states.

here's the site.
http://www.bbproductionfilms.com/id89.html

the movie is "sacrifice the Fear"

one of the funniest scenes it that series....

Took you long enough to post your info.

Congrats.

Hello ladies.

I'm awake!

None of you ****ers want to talk to me? :mad:

I guess I'll go back to work. :(

sorry, I left. took my ball and went home