Enhanced ??? I never said anything about a $50,000 boob job...


:)

Seems like I remember seeing one, but I'm not downtown that often. I thought maybe I might've been wrong.

Yep... Saw it while we were all down there..

Interesting.

Though, I recommend a tripod and auto-timer.

Nice tat. Luvzroses

I'm getting there.

Tube steak, right?

Like I'd go through all that trouble for you guys. :p

**** yes.

The next Comedy Central roast? Flava Flav.

Now you've got yourself a roast. That's some great shit right there.

Wow. This is pretty hot.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...r/100_0969.jpg

You're into some pretty plastic women, GC.

Dude, you have a Carrie Underwood calender?

welcome to a tour of the GC spank bank

Watch out....it's TYNES!!!!!!!

Carrie Underwood is all natural.

**** no. But that photo is hot. I want that photo.

ROFL

Why yes, Carrie, I will give you a foot massage. With hot oils. Lean back and relax.

Do not waste hot oils on feet.

I think that Gochiefs just killed this thread, he is posting play by play of him getting off. shudder. :shake:

Right now, somewhere in Texas, someone is about to hump his pillow

Noted. I will rub them deep into the pores on her well-muscled, smooth, heavenly back. Between her jutting shoulder blades, quivering under my every massage.

This whole body part thing is just a great idea.

Four Nipples and Seven Years Ago...

You're doing the "overalls with one side down"? I didn't know you're in a boy band, BD! What's the name? New Koops on the Block?

Much better. Whenever that sides done, just flip her over.

You need to stop these fantasies about Oprah... Your scaring us...

Whoa, Bob Dole got a webcam? Bob Dole must be catching on to these new tech doohikies. Hell, I don't even have a webcam

It's the "Bob Dole is being undressed as he sits here" look.

Excellent. It is then that I shall proceed to motorboat her supple, velvety navel.

http://www.quikdine.com/ordering/restrnts/

Yay! Quikdine.com is back!

I think CP should form a boy band.

It just came as part of the iMac. On the plus side, it keeps Melon entertained.

Awesome!

When did they shut down?

Wait....WHO'S doing the undressing??!!!

You could bounce a quarter off this ass.

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/1095/underassgn0.jpg

I was going to order one time a few months back, but the address kept taking me somewhere else. I just got an email from them introducing that they now deliver Chili's.

That's just wrong.

You should order from Hooters. That would be like Chinese people ordering Chinese food.

Seems kind of flat.

Yes. Yes, it is.

Open up Mac Photobooth and use the filters under option2...


you get some Pink Floyd the Wall type shiznit right there.

Skew Carrie's face for me.

FYP

SKEW! SKEW! I'll take care of the spewing.

I'm going to take in an episode of Star Trek now. Did you know Carrie Underwood likes Star Trek? No joke. She is the perfect woman.

And I thought I was crazy?

Alright. I'm bored. You forced me to do this. I'm bumping the 10PM thread.

Sup bitches?

So, did it help?

It's starting to.

...

Okay, so I'm still bored. But at least there are other bored people out there.

Im high...and I just got back from the drive-ins.

Saw Harry Potter...

What's up?

Keep your periods to yourself!

Was it good?

And should I be stoned if I see it?

I thought you quit?

Drinking yet?

Nope.

Working tomorrow?

Not until 4

It was good.

And you should ALWAYS be stoned, so yes.

Why the hell would I want to do that?

That's about when I'll be getting done. A little later, actually. Then I'm cleaning out my car, washing it inside and out, and cleaning out my fishtank. All things I've put off for far too long.

Something about work.

Oh yeah, I think you are right.

I cant remember though, im high.

Okay, you guys. We're slipping.

You're slippin'.

No, I'm fine.

Alas, bed calls.

'Night all, and sweet dreams!

That was SO engaging. I was riveted. Good bump, Luv.

I tried. :shrug:

Slipping fast thread?

2 days without a post? Nobody brought it up? Smed, you're slacking.

How's everyone doing? I'm in Dallas for a few days for business.

I thought maybe it finally died.....

where at in Dallas?

Just have to share my latest neg rep from you guys' good pal Redrum.

A vaction of a life tim... 07-24-2007 12:15 PM Redrum_69 They have enough sluts in Ireland..beesides..you could take your "friend with benefits"

So he is married and concerned about you?

Sorry. Wasn't around long last night. Had kids to put to bed which leaves me with no internet connection.

Staying at the Gaylord Texan Convention Center. HUGE hotel. Just about anything you could want under one roof. Having an ok time. Young kids can take the adult fun out of going to these things. No problem though....we'll be home tomorrow.

How's everyone else doing?

Present. Got off of work early. :D

So you got off early today, huh?