Beat ya :D

Yeah, but he plussed ya. Rep to Guru.

So you're only bi?

I need to go to bed, night pussies....

ROFL Oh man, you GOT me there. Yikes. My manhood needs to go to the ICU for recovery...REP (...ost!)

Working OT. Gotta make a dollar.

this was a good night.
many antics. Lots of the regulars not on. THey missed out.

for example

Was it me that got directed here?

Damn. No wonder you have a hot wife.

And just what does she look like?

I don't know. He makes me hot, and I'm not even his wife. ROFL

She's no CrazyCoffey's wife, tho.

Ok I am here and starting to feel like zombie

jeepers. and I don't even have my bottles of Grape Dimetapp Elixir on hand.

Oops. My bad.

there should be a 3am thread

Speaking of wife. Mine's calling.

'night.

Guess I will find out the next time I am in St Louis.

Anyone up?

unfortunately I am, tried to lay down, but can't sleep, I think its the excitement of being able to sleep as long as I want to tomorrow

Just got a phone call that woke me up.

From some chick I've never talked to. Says she's a friend of someone I hooked up with at work years ago. Says that she's getting drunk with that particular someone, and drunk dialing people each other thinks is hot.

So that was nice. We talk for a bit, and I give her my myspace information, because I'm always willing to have a friend.

Then she gets to the page and she's like "oh, you're not as hot as she was making you out to be" and she immediately sours.

Which is just fantastic, because I love getting woke up in the middle of the night to be told that I'm unattractive. Goes right in sync with my low self esteem.

LMAO

Good night, assholes.

LOL

Well, at least she didn't lead you on.

So some chick you hooked up with years ago gave her friend your phone number?

And since when do you have low self-esteem? :p

'Night.

I'm pooped. 'Night all.

Night!!!

Another work day ended for me. Thank goodness tomorrow is Saturday - and it's a "short day" at that. (we should be off work by 4:30).

Anyone up for a civilized conversation?

I hear Turley might sign. Is that for real? I can't believe it.

BTW, CC's quad is off the heezy!

I don't know WTH that means.

It means "Let's drink wine. I just paid off my credit card bill!"

I don't drink wine.

But if you're paying with your credit card, I may start.

You come down to Venice Whaler during the season and I'll buy all your drinks, plus lunch.

BTW: do you drink? WTH is your deal, man?

I drink, but not alot, and only when I'm absolutely certain I won't be driving.

I had a few drinks at a barbeque at a buddy's place in Santa Paula in November.

We stayed overnight.

Since, I've probably only had 8-10 beers total.

Is that offer open to anyone? Bob Dole could probably pay for the airfare with what he'd save on drinks and food.

Yay!!! No OT tonight! See you guys after while!

Sure, open invite to both you guys.


It's 80 degrees. TinyE's considering a dip in the pool...

POOL SEXX0RS!!!!11

WTF???!!!


fuqtard.

C'mon...a late night dip in the pool...take the wife along. And you're surrounded by spermacide...bonus!

Sweet!

(Like Bob Dole ever takes a real vacation...)

If you do take a dip, post your wet quad.

Just please don't post yours.

190 Proof and fruit punch taste pretty damn snappy !!!

Ah yes. We used t ohave a fraternity party every fall where we mixed that punch in a RUbbermaid trash can. IRIS mix from Smart and Final and 151.

190? You must be makin the 'shine.

"THEM DUKES!" [/Boss Hogg]

I needed a quick drunk tonight... I think it done the job...

190? Are you plastered now?

Let me check.........
































Yep... I'm shit faced...

I think I might have to turn off avatars cause I'm afraid of what body parts some of you people might post next.

Pinkfloyd is shitfaced. I wonder what we could trick him into posting?

Ohhhh no... Not on here... I'm not --- that --- brave...

Yeah, Coff had better give me my leg back.

Luv, I think you owe me one from yesterday.

Haaa.. Nothing... I'm a pretty good drunk... I'm careful with my wits when I'm lit...

I just said I don't want to see those parts, essentially.

Why the hell would I want to trick him?

Oh please. I've posted pictures of my hands and my feet before. Y ou guys have nothing on me. :harumph:

You have wits?

What the hell is going on in here?

WTF? Like you're a partial (that's what we call hand/foot models int he biz)

ROFL



Freaky deaky!

Afew... Smarts in other words... Even when my belly is burning from this gasoline drink...

You were just about to post a picture of a body part. C'mon. All the cool kids are doing it.

WTF?




j/k :)

Luv is ganging up on me caused I'm trashed..

And, shes going to post pics of her feet................ I think...

You've posted more than thatmy friend..... :p

yeah, Luv posted this...

I hate the fact that a person can blackmail anothers post...


ROFL

Oh geez.

Thanks for clearing that up.
I would never have guessed.

I call this one "hot wings"

AAAARRRRRRHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

No problem... I knew -- you knew -- anyway...

Probably not.

You're a pirate now?

Dude, I'm trying to drink here. :Lin:

I should feature another Carrie body part next. Maybe one of her curvaceous calves, or a sensuous shoulder.

Just make sure its one of the photoshopped parts !!!


:p

No.

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.

I yam what I yam, what I yam.

What! Are you suggesting Carrie's body is somehow...ENHANCED...by photographers? YOU INSULT HER DIVINE FORM! REPENT!

So I went to a bar today that was right around the corner from an "oxygen bar."

WTF is an oxygen bar, I asked the bartender, and she told me that the air we breathe is 2% oxygen, and if you go to the oxygen bar, you can have a couple relatively comfortable tubes in your nose that make you breathe like 90% oxygen or something, causing you an ethereal experience. Apparently you can choose what kind of experience you can have -- if you want like a "sexual" feeling you can stick a particular pair of tubes in or something.

No clue what that's about. How the hell do they do that? Do you continue feeling that way for some time, or does the sensation end when you take out the tubes?

Here's a leg to go with your hot wings.

Where is there an oxygen bar in Springtown?

I prefer my meat a little more lean.

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/1...rielegsbh9.jpg

Some place by the YMCA downtown.