This is a little disingenuous.





It includes a punt return TD.

Yikes. Lol

Oof.

Hey at least I got the pills and trailer payment part right.

Burrow is a pussy. Patrick won a ****ing Super Bowl on one leg....

I don’t see how OBJ giving up even more sacks is going to help his calf. :)

LMAO

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I’m certainly no Bengals expert but I have watched three of their games this year and the O line was certainly a problem.

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Hold that thought a minute. I gotta go change the bulb in my lamppost. It's not bright enough.

You know what's not bright at all?

YOUR FUTURE.

IT IS DARK. CINCINNATI IS COVERED IN DARKNESS. YOU WILL LOOK INTO THE ABYSS EACH WEEK AND SEE ONLY JOE BURROW, GRIMACING IN PAIN AS ORLANDO ALLOWS ANOTHER SACK. AND THEN YOU WILL EAT SHIT SKYLINE CHILI AND SHIT OUT BLACK POOP AND STARE AT IT.

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Furious George got his before they had their wonderful O-Line upgrade with OBJ. So now Burrow who was sacked 41 times last year is only on pace to take 34 this year. What an upgrade that guy has been. LMAO BTW, Mahomes is on pace to take 8.5 sacks this season

You need to calm down.

YOU WERE BROUGHT HERE TO SUFFER

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Burrow is the statistically worst QB in the NFL through the first 4 weeks

Bengals fans "it's only because he has a slight injury he will work through they just have to go undefeated after the bye"

Might be the worst QB of all time at any level tbh

Joe Burrow's ceiling is Patrick Mahomes floor

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RETREAT!

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Joe Burrow since being made the highest paid player in the NFL:<br><br>Lower passer rating (69.1) than Zach Wilson and Desmond Ridder.<br><br>Less passing yards (728) than Joshua Dobbs and Justin Fields.<br><br>Lower completion percentage (57.6%) than every QB besides Jordan Love and Anthony… <a href="https://t.co/JZxH9fcsr0">pic.twitter.com/JZxH9fcsr0</a></p>&mdash; NFL Rookie Watch (@NFLRookieWatxh) <a href="https://twitter.com/NFLRookieWatxh/status/1708685849481622005?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 2, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Legit take.

Has no clue.

Historic

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Joe Burrow is the 1st QB in NFL history to attempt at least 150 passes in his team&#39;s first 4 games of a season, and average fewer than 5 yards per attempt on those passes. <a href="https://t.co/yPKCPUCfWU">pic.twitter.com/yPKCPUCfWU</a></p>&mdash; ESPN Stats &amp; Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) <a href="https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo/status/1708859387069255908?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 2, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Mahomes’ worst season is equal to or better than Burrow’s best. Prove me wrong.

That’s the best compliment Burrow has ever received in this thread.

Your QB is a bundle of sticks.

Dude just sucks.

Let’s just call it what it is.

We sent them a Trojan horse known as Orlando.

Trololololorlando

It should cull Orlovsky's Burrow praise being a better QB than Patrick

Who has a worst QB situation? Giants or Bengals?

*Hasn't benefited from playing against Denver, though.

Well, the Giants aren't paying 219 million guaranteed for shitty play.

Burrow plays like a guy that knows he’s in danger of tearing his Achilles at any second.

if you're just talking about this season I don't know. The Giants aren't trying to win a SB. The Bengals have a simple solution they're too stupid to use.

Shit long term maybe I'm not sure. The Bengals will be fortunate if they don't Andrew Luck their QB

Yeah he knows hes not right. Bengals have to shut him down. How hard is it to just throw jump balls to Jamarr Chase anyway? The backup can do that.

He's obviously not healthy and can't perform hurt like the true goat, Pat. He really does seem like a guy that has to have everything go right to be successful

Get him more protection and weapons and money and a better coaching staff and a stout defense and then its on!!

Watch out world - when joe derrrrr has everything handed to him and going his way he’s the type of qb that can lose you a superbowl

Some QBs are gamers...others like Home Alone Boy and the Wyoming turnover machine out in Buffalo wilt at the first sign of adversity

Pablo, is he on a Cutler/Andy Dalton/Carson Palmer path to irrelevance do you think?

Scooby pulled the mask off Burrow and it was Damon Huard all along

LMAO

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Well, this was supposed to be THEIR YEAR and he got paid bigly, and we all see the results.

I think Ron White said it best when it comes to Joey SunglassesTeddyBearSweater Derrrrrrrr: That boy's got a lot of quit in him.

this is gonna be sad

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Zac Taylor: Joe Burrow will start on Sunday. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Bengals?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Bengals</a></p>&mdash; Joe Danneman (@FOX19Joe) <a href="https://twitter.com/FOX19Joe/status/1708919750670123453?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 2, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Should the Bengals sit Joe Burrow?<br><br>&quot;Of course! He&#39;s been the worst QB in the league. ... You are getting none of the benefit and all of the risk. You have to sit him and hope you win.&quot; — <a href="https://twitter.com/getnickwright?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@getnickwright</a> <a href="https://t.co/GYcMgvq6vs">pic.twitter.com/GYcMgvq6vs</a></p>&mdash; First Things First (@FTFonFS1) <a href="https://twitter.com/FTFonFS1/status/1708992609375375824?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 2, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Joe ain't right, and Joe knows.

Bengals really need to rest Burrow this season is really wearing on him

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Hard to argue with him. They have nothing to gain by not letting him heal up.

How is AZ defense?

They're 8th overall. Uh-oh

Bad. But they have 12 sacks. :evil:

He got advice from Aaron Rodgers. I bet Aaron warned him about that aspect of the calf problem. Gonna be in his head until the calf is healthy. But if they don’t let him rest, will the calf ever get healthy this year? Questionable situation.

I just don't see how you put 219 million guaranteed out there when he's clearly compromised.

Sit the guy. If it tanks your season so what. If you let this guy go out there and get wrecked, you put future seasons at risk as well.

If he was lighting it up and losing, sure if he wants to play let him.

But he's stinking up the joint and risking major injury.

He could have ridden the bench, gotten healthy, and they could be 1-3 with him coming back at full strength.

Maybe they aren't 1-3 if the backup can actually move.

If Joe Burrow gets wrecked, it'll be the dumbest thing since Jim Irsays mishandling of Andrew Luck.

LMAO It's not even like you have to worry about job security out there in Cincinnati.

If they mismanage this and he ends up with a serious injury, yikes

I saw one post on the Bengals forum that wondered if the notoriously frugal Cincy owner is demanding that Burrow play since they are shelling out $45 million to Burrow this year. "If you can walk, you're playing. Period."

The problem of course is what you said about injuries for future seasons. They have to pay Burrow $65 million in 2024. If I was the owner, I would rather get Burrow 100% healthy for 2024 instead of worrying about this year. If nothing else, they can get a really good Draft pick if the backup QB struggles in a big way.

OBJ was always known to struggle with the speed rush. That was just straight bull rush. That can't be an encouraging sign for the Bengals

And Mahomes looked like a stud behind this thurd too.

Just speaks more to Mahomes greatness.

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Is it possible that OBJ ends Burrow's career and we somehow still get a comp pick for him or does the Smith signing negate it?

Orland is tired from moonlighting as a Giant olineman

Keep pushing thru the pain, Joe. We all know how this ends.

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Holy Jesus, that hurts to watch.

Yes. Compensatory picks are already decided.

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I'm just seeing 2 5ths (JuJu/Wylie)

Oh well he's still paying dividends

comp picks are decided based on net players lost/gained in FA

chiefs had a net loss of 2 and orlando was 1 of the losses

Maybe thats before Taylor was announced as RT and would cancel Wylie?

Any way you wanna slice it is based on net players gained/lost.

https://chiefswire.usatoday.com/2023...k-projections/

Or what? Can't threaten the contract, can't cut him, what's the owner going to do?

How they sliced it

Somebody just got their ass roasted.

Yeah but if the Chiefs had signed more free agents they wouldn't have gotten any comp picks.

Ergo, Brown's loss contributed to us receiving a comp pick for destroying Joe Burrow. o:-)

:popcorn:

LMAO I love how Saunders cancels out Omenihu.