Enjoy the trip, Hay - hope it's a blast!

Your condition sounds similar to mine. I have to get the fluid drained from my gut once a week, no fun but feel better after it's done. Usually about 3 liters. Quality of life isn't great. Not able to work or drive a and my days consist of binge watching shows and vomiting a couple times a day. Eating is pretty difficult and no alcohol. But I guess the fentanyl oxy and pot gummies can make up for that.

On the positive side spending lots of quality time with my wife, parents, kids and dogs.

I can't even imagine going to pick out a coffin like you and seclark have done. If I just try to get little things in order my wife hen pecks "Stop thinking negatively!!" But I'm a pretty pragmatic guy and I try to balance positive thinking and unrealistic expectations. My wife works days so might have to get the coffin shopping done while she is at work.

It's great you are traveling, I want to do some traveling also but I'm not sure how I'd do in the car for a long period of time or on a plane. Don't like to be away from the bathroom too long.



Hang in there and fight hard!!! Thoughts and prayers are with you. Awesome avatar btw!!!

You got it bro. You sound a lot like me.

I'm afraid of the travel for the same reasons. Not really looking forward to leaving tomorrow but the rest of my family is excited. I think I'm just a long for the ride.

Hey bud…here’s to a safe trip down and back. Hoping all goes smoothly, and your family has a wonderful time together.
May God bless you all, and keep in touch with us (especially me, **** the rest of these guys).
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Thanks brother, now kindly go **** yourself :p

ROFLlet me grab the hand cream…
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Hey Mr. Seclark. I sent you a PM but I cant tell if it went through. I was out of line myself is all I said and issued you an apology. No hard feelings. We are all Chiefs fans here.

We also like to break balls here too you know how we do. Go Chiefs!

You've warmed me over for the moment. Do more posts like this and not be an ass.

As you said, we're Chiefs fans... nothing more.

Busting balls is good. Being a douche is bad.

We’re good dude.
Ya still look like a hockey player though ;)
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Thank you all. Been a wild week


The doc said to start getting ready. Called on the family in for good bye...you guys are part of my family.

The doctors are guessing a couple of weeks left

Sorry bro.

Prayers.

****.

Can I have the leg lamp?



...sorry.

Going from lurker status of 10+ years to Romper Room Mod has been epic. I still remember the belly laughs from the bunny suit pics a couple holidays ago.

Your legacy will live on with your kid, who I can only assume is as much of a stand-up guy as you've been through all this shit. Godspeed, my internet friend.

And that bunny suit will hang in the Hall of Classics forever.

I'm glad you were able to keep coming around here for as long as you did. I hope we were able to bring a little levity into what I have to imagine has been a challenging year.

Would you be OK with us moving this back into the Lounge for visibility? It's your call, but I think others would appreciate knowing about your update.

Mr. HayWire,

Do you have any words of wisdom about life you'd care to share with us?