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kysirsoze 04-29-2015 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11467153)
Yeah, with 1/5th of 70 proof liquor I doubt it will be a hammered night, but a pleasant one none the less.
A fifth won't get you hammered? Damn. I mean no judgement or anything, but I thought I could drink. I finish a fifth of anything stronger than Kahlua and I'm pretty blasted.

SAUTO 04-29-2015 07:03 PM
True ****ing story

SAUTO 04-29-2015 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by kysirsoze (Post 11467174)
A fifth won't get you hammered? Damn. I mean no judgement or anything, but I thought I could drink. I finish a fifth of anything stronger than Kahlua and I'm pretty blasted.
Not me.

Not in years

Mr. Flopnuts 04-29-2015 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 11467170)
Me either homie. One drink and I'm not driving I came close to getting the award once and never again. I was lucky the cop lied his ass off.


I wasn't even driving anywhere, just moving a buddy's truck with a cab sitting there waiting to take me home and playing a joke. ROFL


5 grand late the joke as in me but I won cuz the cop was a liar
Damn. Speaking of stories, I never called you to hear the other one. I'll have to hollar at you tomorrow when the wife goes to work. I want to hear that one!

Mr. Flopnuts 04-29-2015 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by kysirsoze (Post 11467174)
A fifth won't get you hammered? Damn. I mean no judgement or anything, but I thought I could drink. I finish a fifth of anything stronger than Kahlua and I'm pretty blasted.
I get pretty drunk with a fifth of regular whiskey, but 70 proof is light. I'll be lit but I wouldn't call it hammered. We'll find out!

Mr. Flopnuts 04-29-2015 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11467181)
I get pretty drunk with a fifth of regular whiskey, but 70 proof is light. I'll be lit but I wouldn't call it hammered. We'll find out!
I don't even try and brag about that. It's not something I'm proud of. Lol

kysirsoze 04-29-2015 07:09 PM
Eh, everyone is different. I know guys that don't hardly drink at all but can put it away.

SAUTO 04-29-2015 07:17 PM
That story will explain why I say a lot of the shit I say and how I can say out with so much confidence.


And I paid my sales tax today and saw your name right above on my vendors list lol.
From the Jersey.

SAUTO 04-29-2015 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11467186)
I don't even try and brag about that. It's not something I'm proud of. Lol
People freak the **** out when they see bar tenders making my drinks lol

Mr. Flopnuts 04-29-2015 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 11467200)
That story will explain why I say a lot of the shit I say and how I can say out with so much confidence.


And I paid my sales tax today and saw your name right above on my vendors list lol.
From the Jersey.
My name? Where?

Mr. Flopnuts 04-29-2015 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 11467201)
People freak the **** out when they see bar tenders making my drinks lol
I'll bet those are standard drinks at my bar. There's hardly room for any mixer.

SAUTO 04-29-2015 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11467215)
My name? Where?
On my computer, quick books lol. Remember I bought a jersey from you...

Shop expense,lol. Office decoration

SAUTO 04-29-2015 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11467219)
I'll bet those are standard drinks at my bar. There's hardly room for any mixer.
Oh ima double guy for sure...

Double shot, ice and a splash of monster

listopencil 04-29-2015 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by kysirsoze (Post 11467174)
A fifth won't get you hammered? Damn. I mean no judgement or anything, but I thought I could drink. I finish a fifth of anything stronger than Kahlua and I'm pretty blasted.
What kind of time frame are we talking about? A fifth over a few hours at less than 100 proof is just maintaining a buzz.

kysirsoze 04-29-2015 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 11467412)
What kind of time frame are we talking about? A fifth over a few hours at less than 100 proof is just maintaining a buzz.
If I drink a fifth of whisky in 4 or 5 hours, I'm going to be drunk not buzzed. I'm not saying blackout vomit party but noticeably drunk. I mean it's over 20 full shots. You guys must be some bad SOBs. :)


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