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loochy 06-27-2013 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779268)
Have you ever seen two wrestlers talk wrestling with each other?

Yeah, many are long-winded. I've been an avid poster on wrestling message boards for 13 years....Probably where I get the verbosity.

Nah, they seem pretty short and sweet if you ask me

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loochy 06-27-2013 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779281)
She's got mad skills, bruh.




Haha, shee-it....the wrestling is gay implication. I guarantee wrestling has the lowest percentage of gay participants when compared to any other sport. Especially "closet gay" participants. You know why? Because their presumed fear of noticeable public arousal.

wrestling = impotent homosexuals

ShortRoundChief 06-27-2013 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779281)
She's got mad skills, bruh.




Haha, shee-it....the wrestling is gay implication. I guarantee wrestling has the lowest percentage of gay participants when compared to any other sport. Especially "closet gay" participants. You know why? Because their presumed fear of noticeable public arousal.

Probably corrected by steroid abuse and subsequent impotency.

Okay, now I'm just trolling to hear myself troll.

I'll stop now.

rico 06-27-2013 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9779284)
Nah, they seem pretty short and sweet if you ask me

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http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.c...ling-coach.jpg

That isn't real!!!! That's not REAL WRASSLING!!!!!!!

ShortRoundChief 06-27-2013 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9779284)
Nah, they seem pretty short and sweet if you ask me

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I kept having this image of Goldberg from The Longest Yard and his giant schlong. I quickly had to ungay myself.

rico 06-27-2013 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9779288)
wrestling = impotent homosexuals

ROFL

Yeah, maybe in attendance there are a couple.

cosmo20002 06-27-2013 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779268)
Have you ever seen two wrestlers talk wrestling with each other?

Yeah, many are long-winded. I've been an avid poster on wrestling message boards for 13 years....Probably where I get the verbosity.

If I recall, there's usually a lot of spittle and "LISTEN BROTHER!" tossed around.

ShortRoundChief 06-27-2013 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9779311)
If I recall, there's usually a lot of spittle and "LISTEN BROTHER!" tossed around.

or "In the steel cage"

cosmo20002 06-27-2013 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9779265)
LMAO

You know nothing about wrestling and the thing that jumps out at you as possibly interesting with 2 sweaty males rolling around the ground is the potential for an escaping leg snake?

Bet you're happy DOMA got struck down.

:p

I mean, its wrestling. The scope of potential interesting things is pretty limited. I assume they aren't allowed to do piledrivers and stuff like the fun wrestling.

rico 06-27-2013 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9779311)
If I recall, there's usually a lot of spittle and "LISTEN BROTHER!" tossed around.

LMAO

That's a tactic...to get brothers to listen to us.

tooge 06-27-2013 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9779183)
I think I'm done. I have one that I've been planning, but it's pretty brutal, and I'm not sure if I want to do it...but it's going to be the funniest one yet.

I think I might do that one by PM or email to just a handful of posters who request it. We'll see, though.

I'm pretty much over trying to contribute. This was one of the best threads in the history of CP...and then Phobia got involved.

Seriously, **** that guy.

Actually, Hootie ruined the thread when he quit doing the roasts, then turned the entire thing into how great of a poster he is. Of course, it all went to shit for him when the video of his "awesomeness" was shown.

ShortRoundChief 06-27-2013 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9779315)
I mean, its wrestling. The scope of potential interesting things is pretty limited. I assume they aren't allowed to do piledrivers and stuff like the fun wrestling.

Although you would have to admit, one of these guys darting out, grabbing a metal chair and whacking a ref and then wrestler only to have the ref recover in time to count out the downed wrestler would be a LOT more entertaining.

Rausch 06-27-2013 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779258)
Yeah...Donger-ville.

The anti-Donger's descendants are from Donger-ville.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/quotefully_p...3b10052d_small

"Crazy world."

I really don't get what you're doing here...

rico 06-27-2013 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9779321)
Actually, Hootie ruined the thread when he quit doing the roasts, then turned the entire thing into how great of a poster he is. Of course, it all went to shit for him when the video of his "awesomeness" was shown.

http://images.fanpop.com/images/imag...6_1024_768.jpg

DaKCMan AP 06-27-2013 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9779321)
Actually, Hootie ruined the thread when he quit doing the roasts, then turned the entire thing into how great of a poster he is. Of course, it all went to shit for him when the video of his "awesomeness" was shown.

"Tooge, I breathe Awesome. I know Awesome. Awesome is a an inherent trait of mine. Tooge, Hootie is no Awesome."

1988 Chiefs Planet Awesome debate


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