I have no idea what kind of woman I could pull. I'm guessing if I ventured out to bar at 1:30 AM I could bring home some drunk skank like anyone.

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Still trying to figure out how to move this around. But I think I hit paydirt. Let me figure out how to get the picture to my post.

They'd probably end up being dudes though.

I'd bet she looks about the same today when she's not completely made up for the camera. Her brother is kind of cute, though.

LMAO

omg

I bet Rebecca is much better looking than her sister today.

MTG, I think you have crossed over to the creepy obsessive guy.

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How do I copy a picture from a website or from a saved picture in My Pictures to this box? Help needed. Thanks

Upload the thing to tinypic.com and copy and paste the code it gives you.

Depends on the level of skank you shoot for.

There are hot skanks, and then there are just skanks.

See, the thing about the bar is that you've got to either be good looking, have money, or have a silver tongue to get with someone. I guess being one of the fucktards who dances could help.

Most of the hot skanks will go for the New Jersey Tang Douchebag types, but they also have gonorrhea, so fuck 'em (or don't in this case).

You'd probably fare better with the angry fat friend of the hotter chick, as not only would you be figuratively throwing yourself on a 200 pound cockblock grenade, but you'd also likely score some ass, as unattractive women will often try to overcompensate in bed (sounds misogynistic, but it's mere statistics in this case).

LMAO

All right, the pictures of kids is just a little creepy guys.

Are you Mr. Tynes.....her father?

You mess with a bull...you get the Tynes.

Fine. Heres Kirstie's great-grandma Lottie.

http://www.genealogy.com/users/m/o/o.../0003photo.jpg