Heh, every gym has a ton of "screamers" and "hunter gatherers" aka ****ing equipment hogs on the same thing for two ****ing hours... "mind if I work in inbetween sets?" - "that just kinda throws me off dude".

Heh. In college there was a guy in the gym that was a mirror guy. He'd spend like 5 minutes a day looking at his calves. I really wanted to say, "they look like they did yesterday dude."

LMAO

or, "Hey man...I notice a huge difference. what are you raising? 220? 225?"

I think it should be mandatory at the YMCA whirl pool in the mens locker room for guys to wear swim trunks. Never fails a 75yo uncircumsized naked man gets in the water while you are still in it. FN GROSS!!! I don't want to see that wrinkly junk I don't want to see no mans junk!

I think you've mistaken the YMCA for a gay bath house...

Just trying to look out for you buddy. We've all been there....

LMAO Yup.

That's why there's enough chlorine to kill you.

this guy always cracks me up with his delivery.
But, regarding locker rooms....

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Oldie but goodie -

How many bodybuilders does it take to change a light bulb?


















Ten. One to change the bulb, nine to stand around shouting "Getting ****ing HUGE, man!!!"

Finally an honest doctor...

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I feel for you northerners right now, this is how I imagine your workday starts.

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Gallon of water guy still baffles me. Fortunately, I haven't seen him outside of Pittsburg, KS.