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The Franchise 01-16-2009 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5397108)
LMAO

Fine advice. She does have three kids, though.
After you've done the deed with her......roll over and say....

"Now tell me about this daughter of yours."

Planetman 01-16-2009 02:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5397108)
LMAO

Fine advice. She does have three kids, though.
I'm not sure how having 3 children correlates with having the herp.

In any event, ...

I'm sure you'll be just fine. Remember, armour is the key. Wear 2 or 3 if you have to. It'll give you a little extra girth as well.

If you forget the armour, just remember this. Herpes is like luggage. You'll carry it with you wherever you go, ... for the reeeeeeeeeeeest of your life. :D

Hammock Parties 01-16-2009 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Planetman (Post 5397144)
I'm not sure how having 3 children correlates with having the herp.
It doesn't. Just saying that might be why she's turning to a dating site. Of course she JUST found the site the other day. I may just be lucky. And cute enough.

Quote:
Wear 2 or 3 if you have to.
According to what I've read, that's not advisable.

Sfeihc 01-16-2009 02:53 PM
Just don't go without your armour, Clay. That's the important point to remember.

dirk digler 01-16-2009 02:54 PM
Wow Clay I am impressed. You definitely need to hit that. Losing your V with an older experienced woman is probably the best way to do it.

Goapics1 01-16-2009 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 5396912)
I'm not 100% sold on the idea that he's actually a virgin. Part of me thinks it's part of his online persona.
this

raybec 4 01-16-2009 02:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Planetman (Post 5397144)
I'm not sure how having 3 children correlates with having the herp.

In any event, ...

I'm sure you'll be just fine. Remember, armour is the key. Wear 2 or 3 if you have to. It'll give you a little extra girth as well.

If you forget the armour, just remember this. Herpes is like luggage. You'll carry it with you wherever you go, ... for the reeeeeeeeeeeest of your life. :D
Condoms do not effectively prevent Herpes, however if all of the 28 year old virgin shit that Claythan says about himself is true, it may be worth the risk. Granted the Herp is the gift that keeps on giving but you need to weigh the factors and decide. Sometimes it's just the fukin you get for the fukin you give.

Hammock Parties 01-16-2009 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 5397171)
Wow Clay I am impressed.
So was she.

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1773/sigwi2zw8.jpg

Planetman 01-16-2009 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5397155)
According to what I've read, that's not advisable.
Quote:
Originally Posted by raybec 4 (Post 5397190)
Condoms do not effectively prevent Herpes, however if all of the 28 year old virgin shit that Claythan says about himself is true, it may be worth the risk. Granted the Herp is the gift that keeps on giving but you need to weigh the factors and decide. Sometimes it's just the fukin you get for the fukin you give.
I can see that some of you still need your sarcasm meters calibrated.

Hammock Parties 01-16-2009 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by raybec 4 (Post 5397190)
Condoms do not effectively prevent Herpes, however if all of the 28 year old virgin shit that Claythan says about himself is true, it may be worth the risk. Granted the Herp is the gift that keeps on giving but you need to weigh the factors and decide. Sometimes it's just the fukin you get for the fukin you give.
Oh Jesus, no. I am not contracting herpes. I'd sooner escape into the cloth. Are there are any warning signs? :eek::eek::eek:

Donger 01-16-2009 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5397250)
Oh Jesus, no. I am not contracting herpes. I'd sooner escape into the cloth. Are there are any warning signs? :eek::eek::eek:
Beware the Outbreak.

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Hammock Parties 01-16-2009 03:35 PM
LOL

She's actually much better looking, IMO.

Saulbadguy 01-16-2009 03:44 PM
Mount the woman, son...

Donger 01-16-2009 03:49 PM
This thread makes me think of the scene in Biloxi Blues where Matthew Broderick loses his virginity.

I don't like that.


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