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Pasta Little Brioni 07-21-2014 10:07 AM
Hootie 2.0 shall roast the Count

Hootie 07-21-2014 10:18 AM
Later this week...I'll roast Clay. But then I will make no further promises. All these things do is get me in trouble.

rico 07-21-2014 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10757602)
Later this week...I'll roast Clay. But then I will make no further promises. All these things do is get me in trouble.
The joke that you made that really sticks out to me to this day for whatever reason, is when you roasted Dartgod. You wrote something about he and Frazod going on a double date together and having to shift the table away from their bellies because they are fat guys. LMAO, I don't have anything against Frazod or Dartgod or their weight... Nor do I even really know anything about them other than I noticed that Frazod dude had quite the temper, is a Cardinals fan (awesome) and made that Pootie scale that some users here thought was really hilarious, but I thought was pretty... unfunny. ANYWAYS, that joke made me laugh my ass off. Every time I think back about you roasting, that is the joke that first comes to mind.

RealSNR 07-21-2014 11:25 AM
Just so you know, I know like... two shits about this next roastee. This one will probably suck.

It's not that I don't like the poster, but more that I just have never had a back-and-forth, and I think we rarely post in the same type of threads.

If someone else wants to give this a shot, PM me and I'll give you the name. Otherwise I'll just hammer it out tonight so I can be done with it.

ptlyon 07-21-2014 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10757747)
Just so you know, I know like... two shits about this next roastee. This one will probably suck.

It's not that I don't like the poster, but more that I just have never had a back-and-forth, and I think we rarely post in the same type of threads.

If someone else wants to give this a shot, PM me and I'll give you the name. Otherwise I'll just hammer it out tonight so I can be done with it.
Bring the pain and butt hurt SNR

Hootie 07-21-2014 11:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 10757684)
The joke that you made that really sticks out to me to this day for whatever reason, is when you roasted Dartgod. You wrote something about he and Frazod going on a double date together and having to shift the table away from their bellies because they are fat guys. LMAO, I don't have anything against Frazod or Dartgod or their weight... Nor do I even really know anything about them other than I noticed that Frazod dude had quite the temper, is a Cardinals fan (awesome) and made that Pootie scale that some users here thought was really hilarious, but I thought was pretty... unfunny. ANYWAYS, that joke made me laugh my ass off. Every time I think back about you roasting, that is the joke that first comes to mind.
I have a big friend and he hates sitting in booths because he has a hard time fitting into them, and he always has to push them away so he can fit.

I generally incorporate real life things that happen to me in my roasts. Like giving steamy blowjobs behind Schlotzky's Deli.

Saccopoo 07-21-2014 11:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 10757758)
Bring the pain and butt hurt SNR
It doesn't sound like the passion and enthusiasm is there.

Do you really want an apathetic roast for a top 100 level CP poster from a guy who's more concerned at this point in time about having to purchase a Kevin Love Cavaliers jersey?

RealSNR 07-21-2014 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10757768)
It doesn't sound like the passion and enthusiasm is there.

Do you really want an apathetic roast for a top 100 level CP poster from a guy who's more concerned at this point in time about having to purchase an Andrew Wiggins Timberwolves jersey?
FYP

ptlyon 07-21-2014 11:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10757761)
I generally incorporate real life things that happen to me in my roasts. Like giving steamy blowjobs behind Schlotzky's Deli.
Whatever you gotta do to survive dude

loochy 07-21-2014 11:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 10757684)
) and made that Pootie scale that some users here thought was really hilarious, but I thought was pretty... unfunny.
I was hilarious because it was so unfunny.

Hootie 07-21-2014 11:44 AM
I think Frazod is a good dude. I truly hope he posts on CP again soon. Frazod >>>>>> KC Native, and it's not close.

rico 07-21-2014 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 10757784)
Whatever you gotta do to survive dude
LMAO

Hootie 07-21-2014 11:45 AM
yeah when they turned our Schlotzky's into Taco Bell I was devastated.

rico 07-21-2014 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10757789)
I was hilarious because it was so unfunny.
I think I get it now.

RealSNR 07-21-2014 11:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10757797)
yeah when they turned our Schlotzky's into Taco Bell I was devastated.
Yeah, I'll say.

It would really suck giving blow jobs with a small chance of ingesting rat poison each time


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