ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

Yes. I bet he doesn't post on the planet for weeks. I lost many friends during middle/high school for long periods of time when they recently lost their virginity and would do nothing but hang out with their bed buddy and try to get laid more.

Clayton is at that same stage.

We'll miss you, brah!

Hammock Parties

01-16-2009 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5395884)

We'll miss you, brah!

LMAO

Unfortunately she lives too far away for any of that.

Baby Lee

01-16-2009 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5395939)

LMAO

Unfortunately she lives too far away for any of that.

Bet you can't pork just one.

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StcChief

01-16-2009 08:48 AM

She may think it's turn on to "deflower" you keep the V-Card handy

Planetman

01-16-2009 09:10 AM

This is obviously some sort of sting operation. The cop car is a dead giveaway.

Katipan

01-16-2009 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5395873)

Or is it only girls that tend to do that?

heh.

not so much.

Delano

01-16-2009 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5396721)

I just had the longest phone conversation with a female of my life.

Apparently all this bullshit came up at work and she can't meet today. But we're making plans to meet in the future. She kept telling me how good-looking I was and laughed at my reeruned jokes so that's a good sign. She sounded HOT. I love her voice. It's texas twangy. I want her poon-tangy.

She also did most of the talking, which is a good sign. My last date's jaws were wired shut.

Wait is that the MILF?

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